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IMAPUS SYLYCKER
Imapus hails from the far off country of Nova Scotia, Ohio, which is located somewhere in the frozen tundra of the Mohave Desert. In other words, up north.
Imapus has been in the radar of the Sheep Pen staff for some time now. Said Matt White of Imapus: "He's a gay ass Dungeons and Dragons playing nerd. I heard he likes coconuts, too. The nerve!"
Rikk echoed similar thoughts: "I'm going to go make me a nice salad. While I'm at it, Imapus can fuck right off. That's right, I said it. He can FUCK OFF. Just as long as I get my salad. I'll be back in six months or so."
Dr. Satan, a member of the Sheep Pen Death Squad, is familiar with the work of Imapus as well, considering they grew up together as roommates in Baton Rouge, Russia. Dr. Satan was heard to say of his old friend: "Beeeehh...bahhh booo dur dahhhh deh doooo...bah go wan she coe bahm....boooh..."
Imapus goes into his service in the Pen with the traditional 40 minute trial basis. If he survives the constant ballsack kicking he gets from Helga, he will be a full member of the newly formed (and constantly growing) Sheep Pen Expansion Team.
Everybody give a warm welcome to Imapus!
Imapus hails from the far off country of Nova Scotia, Ohio, which is located somewhere in the frozen tundra of the Mohave Desert. In other words, up north.
Imapus has been in the radar of the Sheep Pen staff for some time now. Said Matt White of Imapus: "He's a gay ass Dungeons and Dragons playing nerd. I heard he likes coconuts, too. The nerve!"
Rikk echoed similar thoughts: "I'm going to go make me a nice salad. While I'm at it, Imapus can fuck right off. That's right, I said it. He can FUCK OFF. Just as long as I get my salad. I'll be back in six months or so."
Dr. Satan, a member of the Sheep Pen Death Squad, is familiar with the work of Imapus as well, considering they grew up together as roommates in Baton Rouge, Russia. Dr. Satan was heard to say of his old friend: "Beeeehh...bahhh booo dur dahhhh deh doooo...bah go wan she coe bahm....boooh..."
Imapus goes into his service in the Pen with the traditional 40 minute trial basis. If he survives the constant ballsack kicking he gets from Helga, he will be a full member of the newly formed (and constantly growing) Sheep Pen Expansion Team.
Everybody give a warm welcome to Imapus!
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