Who here hates Coldplay the most?

[Golden AWe]

I know I do. Or actually it's more like "whatever"...

What's yer opinion?

COLDPLAY - MUSIC FOR MEN WHO CRY WHEN THEY WANK IN THE SHOWER

[Shaun Ponsonby]

We all hate COLDPLAY. Cheer up, its not all doom and gloom. And, I wish Chris Martin would take that fookin' stupid bar code off his hand. What the fuck is that about?

[Panamark]

I think its me, I hate them the most.

I tried to understand them, but it was all yellow.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

It was all shit

[Golden AWe]

a yellow shit?

all diarrhea?

all cato?

[knerken]

I saw their last video with that old bitch and that 80s dude dancing... I don't know what to say.
I think maybe "AAAAAAAARGH! PUT THAT FUCKING SHIT AWAY!" will work.

[FORD]

That "Yellow" song, dumb and repetitive as it was, was the best thing they ever did. At least it wasn't a blatant U2 ripoff like everything the lame cunts have done since.

Coldplay is the "Simple Minds" of the 21st century. Not an ounce of originality .

[Dave's Bitch]

My friend LOVEs coldplay and i go round to her house and thats all she plays,makes me mad coz they suck,i wonder how comes they are successful,i hate them

[Mr Badguy]

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[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
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you don't like cato? :cato:

[Coyote]

"i'd gladly burn them along with some peasants"

Well, after forcing them to drink 3 gallons nitroglycerin, with some Chernobyl-coolant and a rod of uranium as a chaser.

[Golden AWe]

Maybe I'm amazed!

[Coyote]

Why do you have a maze?

[Terry]

Have heard some of their stuff; first time I heard it I thought it was U2, which is a band I'm only lukewarm about to begin with.

Dunno about hating Coldplay. For me, it's more like indifference. I don't listen to them, don't care if they're touring, don't care what they're doing...whatever.

[rustoffa]

It doesn't get much worse. You can tell that dude has really gotten in touch with remorse and shit since he hooked up with whatever that hollywood whore's name is. He's all fucking lamenting about throwing his hot dog down a hallway!

It'd be grate if Coldplay and The Dave Mathews Band did some kind of super-jam. Like, all of 'em on stage together...then someone shows up with a flamethrower. Just fucking burns them all alive.

[Panamark]

YES !!

Rustoffa, thankyou for that mental image. It made my day :D

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Panamark
YES !!

Rustoffa, thankyou for that mental image. It made my day :D

I've been developing some real problems with the adult cuntemporary genre as of late.

Whatever that song is about standing on the corner in the pouring rain? I had to listen to it at the dentist a few weeks back on a loop. Just getting my teeth cleaned....I was finally able to spit, and the chick told me it wasn't the same song after I asked.
:(

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Panamark
YES !!

Rustoffa, thankyou for that mental image. It made my day :D

Same here!

Thanks, Rustoffa!!!

[binnie]

Coldplay represent everything that is wrong with modern music, souless, balless meaningless crap.

There's a great Henry Rollins lyric which applies to their fanbase's reverence of the lyrics

"And it doesn't matter what you say, they'll always find some meaning in it anyway."

What the fuck are any of their songs about?

And why do they only have one sound?

Awful......................

[junkgirl]

I hate coldplay the most. Most of my friends love them. they all listen to them. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaak. Who said that I have to change my friends? héhéhéhéhé