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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    Dumb Cons are so easily distracted

    Bush to push for passage of Constitutional ban on gay marriage





    (Washington-AP) June 5, 2006 - Gay marriage will be front and center in Congress and at the White House Monday.

    The Senate begins debate on a constitutional amendment that would bar same-sex marriage, a proposal that President Bush will endorse at an event.

    The amendment would define marriage as solely between a man and a woman, and the president says it would defend an institution under attack.

    Opponents say the amendment would enshrine discrimination in the US constitution, denying homosexuals the rights due other Americans. They also say it's a purely political move designed to appeal to the Republicans' conservative base in advance of the midterm elections.

    Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist says the amendment is needed because the institution of marriage "is under attack" by courts that have legalized same-sex unions.

    The proposal needs to pass the Senate and the House with a two-thirds vote.

    It would then have to be ratified by at least 38 state legislatures.

    But it appears to have little chance of passage in the Senate
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  • knuckleboner
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2927

    #2
    this kills me every freaking time. you want to "defend" an institution under attack? outlaw vegas weddings. britney's 2 day wedding does more harm to the institution than elton john getting hitched to some dude.

    but, of course, restricting hetrosexuals' rights is generally bad politically, so conservative lawmakers conveniently ignore the fact that the institution they are trying to protect is currently sporting a 50% failure rate.

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      Gays and lesbians who demand the right to get married obviously have never been. Be careful what you ask for.
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • binnie
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2006
        • 19144

        #4
        Originally posted by sadaist
        Gays and lesbians who demand the right to get married obviously have never been. Be careful what you ask for.
        Amen.


        Of all the things to campaign for............


        (I don't see why they shouldn't be allowed tho')
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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          Let them be as miserable as the rest of us.

          By the way, did you hear about the new Playboy for married men?



          Same centerfold EVERY month :-(
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • binnie
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2006
            • 19144

            #6
            Originally posted by sadaist
            Let them be as miserable as the rest of us.

            By the way, did you hear about the new Playboy for married men?



            Same centerfold EVERY month :-(
            LOL!
            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19144

              #7
              Oscar Wilde said it best,

              "in married life, 3 is company, 2 is none"

              Amen
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19144

                #8
                When women get married, on average they put on about 4 pounds a year, I reckon.

                Doesn't sound much does it, 4 pounds?

                Over twenty years tho, that 80's.

                So that 100lb bimbo you married, now looks like a bloated Britney!
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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19144

                  #9
                  It's not that old men are impotent,















































































                  It's that old women are ugly...
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • sadaist
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 11625

                    #10
                    LMAO!!!
                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58759

                      #11
                      Standard Republican playbook....


                      They have absolutely NOTHING to run on except six of the worst years in American history. corruption, lies, a failed and unneccessary war that they can't find their way out of, and an economic nightmare that dangerously close to making the "Great Depression" look like a Mormon church picniic.

                      So what to do in order to turn out the trailer parks at the ballot?

                      Blame the homos, of course.

                      The only thing sicker than that is the "Log Cabin Republicans" probably won't say a word about this (nor will Mary Cheney) because they like the money they're making off the Halliburton stock a little too much.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19144

                        #12
                        I'll be here all week,


                        Try the veal



                        Don't forget to tip your waitress!
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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          Standard Republican playbook....

                          Blame the homos, of course.
                          I don't think "homos" is very PC of you Ford. Fudge packers, butt pirates, pillow biters, etc...

                          These are more acceptable terms.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #14
                            LOL.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19144

                              #15
                              LOL!

                              I was gay for a while, but I had to give it up,




                              Made my eyes water!
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