The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Photos Of All Time

[Hardrock69]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html

[binnie]

LOL!

cheers, that's made my day!

[Mr Badguy]

:rofl:

NO DICK PICS !

[binnie]

LOL!

I can see why he's angry!

[Unchainme]

Why do they all seem like they're trying to rip off KISS for some reason?

[binnie]

That's a good point...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by binnie
LOL!

I can see why he's angry!

There was shrinkage!

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
There was shrinkage!

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!

It was a cold night.....

[Douglas T.]

I was in the pool!

[binnie]

LOL!!!!!

I was thinking about my Grandma in the bath...

[Ellyllions]

My son says, "Slipknot is cool but Kiss is stupid."

Youth is definitely wasted on the young isn't it...

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
My son says, "Slipknot is cool but Kiss is stupid."

Youth is definitely wasted on the young isn't it...

Yeah it is!

Well 10 years from now I reckon I will still be listening to Kiss, but no longer listening to Slipknot

Good songs last...

[BruinJer]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
My son says, "Slipknot is cool but Kiss is stupid."

Youth is definitely wasted on the young isn't it...

Funny... I agree with your son!

[binnie]

Originally posted by BruinJer
Funny... I agree with your son!

Well I suppose Kiss are stupid NOW, but back in the day.....

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
My son says, "Slipknot is cool but Kiss is stupid."

Youth is definitely wasted on the young isn't it...

Kiss is pretty stupid if you think about it. Although I'm playing God of Thunder right now.

Slipknot? No clue. I downloaded a bunch of their stuff for my niece and got her a poster for Christmas. Whatever.

[sadaist]

What's up with all the face paint? What happened to bands like Metallica & Megadeth & Slayer that let the music do all the talking? I could see maybe 1 or 2 bands doing the makeup bit, but all of them? It seems as common as ripped jeans and bandanas in the 80's.

[The_KiD]

Like a frightened turtle... I agree with Sadaist.. What is up with all the face paint????

KiD

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by sadaist
Kiss is pretty stupid if you think about it. Although I'm playing God of Thunder right now.

Slipknot? No clue. I downloaded a bunch of their stuff for my niece and got her a poster for Christmas. Whatever.

Stayed in the same hotel as Slipsnot! Ran into a few of them in the elevator and told them I just got into town and didn't know they was playing! They gave me two tickets right then and there for that night! Not a big fan! System of a Down was way better! Their feeble attempt at being scary is a hoot! The world doesn't need that kind of crap! They had everyone get down on their knees! Here is my wife and I the only ones standing up in a crowd of about 8,000 people! I would not kneel to their dumb asses!

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by sadaist
What's up with all the face paint? What happened to bands like Metallica & Megadeth & Slayer that let the music do all the talking? I could see maybe 1 or 2 bands doing the makeup bit, but all of them? It seems as common as ripped jeans and bandanas in the 80's.

slayer megadeth and mettallica are no where near as heavy demented and crazy as these guys. slayer and metallica arent even the heaviest stuff that came in the 80's go listen to cannibal corpse

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
slayer megadeth and mettallica are no where near as heavy demented and crazy as these guys. slayer and metallica arent even the heaviest stuff that came in the 80's go listen to cannibal corpse

Not the heaviest for sure. Never claimed they were. But they didn't paint their faces or wear costumes. Well, Hetfields black sleeveless jersey with black jeans was kinda monotonous. But why do these bands have to look like King Diamond to be heavy? Look at Pantera. They were just drunk.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
slayer megadeth and mettallica are no where near as heavy demented and crazy as these guys. slayer and metallica arent even the heaviest stuff that came in the 80's go listen to cannibal corpse

Kreator was the best thrash band of the 80's, IMO.

[Hardrock69]

They are all a bunch of posers.


If they really want to impress me, why don't they just kill themselves on stage?


They are always trying to be the 'heaviest' band on the planet.

That whole shtick is fucking laughable.

When a band kills themselves onstage, then they will get my voate.

Until that time, NONE OF THEM can be considered to be that heavy.

It is all just trying to promote an image with no real basis in fact.

:rolleyes:


Kinda like all the 'heavy' shouter bands manufactured by the major record labels these days.

Oh they are so angry.

Gee...I am soooo impressed.

NOT!

:rolleyes:

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
They are all a bunch of posers.


If they really want to impress me, why don't they just kill themselves on stage?


They are always trying to be the 'heaviest' band on the planet.

That whole shtick is fucking laughable.

When a band kills themselves onstage, then they will get my voate.

Until that time, NONE OF THEM can be considered to be that heavy.

It is all just trying to promote an image with no real basis in fact.

:rolleyes:


Kinda like all the 'heavy' shouter bands manufactured by the major record labels these days.

Oh they are so angry.

Gee...I am soooo impressed.

NOT!

:rolleyes:

My thoughts exactly.

[bueno bob]

Read the history of Mayhem...you may rethink yourselves on that...

Those dudes LIVED (and died) by it, not just played it...

[binnie]

how did we end up discussing thrash bands in with Black Metal?

Completely different IMO.

Kreator, were a good band, Testament would also be in the running for best thrash band....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
how did we end up discussing thrash bands in with Black Metal?

Completely different IMO.

Kreator, were a good band, Testament would also be in the running for best thrash band....

Who knows...

Kreator still ARE a good band - absolutely the best of the 80's thrash acts still active today...

I don't know if I'd call Testament thrash so much as I would speed metal...

[binnie]

Yeah, once you get onto categorisation it's anybodys game..

Kreator are still great, the last two Exodus albums have been pretty solid too.....


Slayer album next month tho', now that is always an event!!

SLAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Read the history of Mayhem...you may rethink yourselves on that...

Those dudes LIVED (and died) by it, not just played it...

Just read the whole story. Those dude's (Norwegian Black Metal) were cuntpletely disillusioned with Christianity's effect on Nordic/Celtic/Viking culture.

Bands like Venom and Manowar were running for cover when the shit hit the fan.
:rolleyes:

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
:rofl:

NO DICK PICS !

No way!

His balls were hanging out.

It wasn`t as if he had a raging boner.

Sheesh.

[binnie]

cold over there in Norway....