You might be at a Sammy Hagar concert when...

[John Holmes]

The "adult" public is made up of homeless boozehounds, once Ed's drinking partners:

http://cache.corbis.com/agent/11/40/12/11401239.jpg


The average man attending the concert looks like this:

http://www2.ac-lille.fr/durez-estaires/expoalim/derives/maladies/obese2.jpg


The sexiest woman in the audience matches the beauty of this *cough* girl:

http://www.fatliberal.com/Bob/ugly%20woman.jpg

The average car in the parking lot looks like this one :

http://hiking.adampaul.com/gallery/whitney02/images/117_Old_car.jpg

Pets brought at the show look like this:

http://www.yamama.ru/baby/fun/cards/cock.jpg

[distortion9]

You might be at a Sammy concert if you suddenly find yourself sucking a dick.

[rustoffa]

This is what they got at the concession stands......

http://www.straw.com/summercorn/images/summgran.jpg