Jaws: The Revenge

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  • Terry
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 11953

    Jaws: The Revenge

    I could swear I've seen a cut of this flick where Mario Van Peebles (Jake in the movie) survives and is at the airport at the end of the movie, waving at the plane as Ellen Brody and Hogie take off. And I think I saw this version on tv...anyone else see this?

    Also, what the fuck was up with that Geri Jewell sped who guest starred on the Facts Of Life, playing Blair's retarded comedienne cousin?
    Scramby eggs and bacon.
  • Bill Lumbergh
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2004
    • 5465

    #2
    How this one wasnt an Oscar contender, I'll never know.............

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    • Terry
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 11953

      #3
      Oh, Lummy, for you to be virtually underground for so long, than come up to the surface to disparage Jaws 4....

      Man, that hurts!
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • binnie
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2006
        • 19144

        #4
        LOL!
        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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        • The_KiD
          Commando
          • Jun 2005
          • 1041

          #5
          That is funny...

          KiD

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          • Bill Lumbergh
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2004
            • 5465

            #6
            Originally posted by Terry
            Oh, Lummy, for you to be virtually underground for so long, than come up to the surface to disparage Jaws 4....

            Man, that hurts!


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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19144

              #7
              spanking!
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • ALinChainz
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12080

                #8
                How Ellen Brody is the one to kill the shark after no one else can, and it actually takes air for her to steer the boat right into it.

                I about died laughing when I saw this the first time.

                Yo gotta hand it to the franchise, it sped down hill after the first movie.

                And the cousin on Facts of Life plays the same character on Deadwood on HBO.

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                • ULTRAMAN VH
                  Commando
                  • May 2004
                  • 1480

                  #9
                  For the record this Turkey of a movie had an alternate ending. The 10 or 15 fans that actually went and watched this farce were outraged that Mario was killed and the powers that be went back and reshot a scene with Mario surviving the attack.

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                  • The_KiD
                    Commando
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1041

                    #10
                    The Jaws sequels really are some of the worst..

                    KiD

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                    • Terry
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11953

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ULTRAMAN VH
                      For the record this Turkey of a movie had an alternate ending. The 10 or 15 fans that actually went and watched this farce were outraged that Mario was killed and the powers that be went back and reshot a scene with Mario surviving the attack.

                      Well, myself and the 14 other fans were very distressed by it...what can I say?

                      Now I bought the DVD, expecting to see Mario eaten and killed, and it turns out he lives at the end of this version, but ISN'T at the airport at the end.
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • scamper
                        Commando
                        • May 2005
                        • 1073

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The_KiD
                        The Jaws sequels really are some of the worst..

                        KiD
                        Thats true it's no Speed 2.

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                        • Grant
                          Sniper
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 881

                          #13
                          I remember the last time I saw a glimpse of this movie, on that water platform (or whatever ya call it) where the younger Broady and Jake go diving, it has the Diver Down flags just like on the album.

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                          • Jimmy Jingles
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1611

                            #14
                            Is that the one were the shark shits out a human arm?
                            23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                            • Mr. Vengeance
                              Full Member Status

                              • Nov 2004
                              • 4148

                              #15
                              Gotta love a movie where a fucking shark FOLLOWS the victims to an entirely new part of the world to seek his "revenge"......

                              One of the worst movies ever.
                              Stay Frosty, muthas!

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