You ain't a Roth Fan!

[WARF]

You ain't Roth fan, if you like Dave...
or not a Roth fan if you don't like Dave...

[WARF]

If you own any Van Hagar albums... you ain't a roth fan...
If you seen a Van Hagar show... you ain't a Roth fan...
If you got threads at other websites supporting hagar...
And that shit comes back up to the surface... like a fucking pimple..
YOU AIN'T A ROTH FAN...

You ain't a roth fan... if you buy his music... because it's popular...
If you ain't see classic Van Halen live... you ain't a roth fan either...

As a matter of fact... you ain't a roth fan if you post here too...

[WARF]

You ain't a Roth Fan... for buying his merchandise...
You ain't a Roth fan.. if you don't buy his merchandise...

If you sell bootlegs of Roth for a rediculous profit... your not a fan...

Lisa Roth isn't a fan either.... just because she is Dave's sister...

Sometimes I think Dave isn't even a Roth Fan either... with all his dumb choices he makes career wise...

vhlinks ain't no roth fan... no matter how many links it gives...

WARF ain't a roth fan no matter how many jokes he makes... and sarge ain't a roth fan either...
just because he made this site... doesn't make you fan...

Pojo is definatelly not a Roth Fan because he's a webbie

And another thing...
Just because Joe Thunder wrote most of WACF...
Does not make him a fan....

[WARF]

So you might ask...
What makes you fan?

LIVING AND FUCKING BREATHIN' ROTH EVERY DAY OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!

That's it...
That's the bottom fucking line...

So are you a Roth Fan???

[WARF]

Are you apart of this Roth Army Militia???

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by WARF


And another thing...
Just because Joe Thunder wrote most of WACF...
Does not make him a fan....

I think he wrote the 2nd part to Growth...the part after it fades out.


He was the inspiration for Jay Ferguson's Thunder Island.

[sadaist]

ROTH FAN!!!
Opening show, opening night.

Slam that Mambo's.

[WARF]

You see...
It's not about your status here...
It doesn't matter if your webbie...
or if your a moderator...
or just a member...
It's about being part of a team...
A team that's celebrates the Attitude of classic Van Halen...
And having the guts to say... hey... I don't fucking like the new bluegrass album... and if you think some of what Roth does totally sucks??
Then fucking say it... and take your lumps...
But we're here to focus on DLR and classic Van Halen...
And if you don't live and breath Dave... everyday of your life...
Then we will run your ass out... and greet you with napalm...

It's the Roth Army way...
or the highway...
Cuz we're a unit...
like the real fucking army...
And if ONE BED looks like shit... they all get flipped...

Van Halen was an ATTITUDE...
And we need to get back our original attitude...
Even if it was the MOB MENTALITY!!!

Let's just bring it back!!!

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by WARF
So you might ask...
What makes you fan?

LIVING AND FUCKING BREATHIN' ROTH EVERY DAY OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!

That's it...
That's the bottom fucking line...

So are you a Roth Fan???

"You're Breathin' it, breathin' it"....that's why I've got my internet streaming Q104.3 right now for those Diamond Dave concert tickets and possible Helicopter Ride!!! (they'll laugh since I'm in Los Angeles, but SO WHAT!!!! I'll go to NYC if I win....I'm breathin' it!!!!)

ROTH FAN EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.....Pledging allegiance to the Purple Mountains..yada yada.

[WARF]

Exactly!
It's about supporting Dave no what he does.
And you don't have to like everything he does.
I sure as hell don't...
It's about gettin' through the rough times...
And standing by him... think and thin...
And speaking your piece!!!
When I bought the only copy of YFLM... on opening day...
And the record clerk laughed at me...
I stood tall...
It never mattered if the record sold a million copies..
or just one fucking copy...
Cuz the quality of the music speaks for itself...

[ritetoolforjob]

you are a fucking idiot for making these posts...
you are a fucking idiot for not making any sense....
you are a fucking idiot because
i think you are.........

idiot

[WARF]

Baa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa

[Hercule_Poirot]

I believe you are onto something mon ami. Or, just "on" something.

[WARF]

10 bucks he's French...

[Dan]

Roth For Life.