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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #1

    Happy Fathers Day Guys...

    Best Wishes to my fellow Roth Daddies in here......



    Nothing matters more than the UNCONDITIONAL Love we get from our most precious assets....


    And remember these immortal words from Chris Rock, to all of us who are lucky enough to have daughters.......


    Your number one job is to keep your little girls from THE POLE


    As to my daughters reaching dating age [ 10 + 12 ] soon, I will use the advice from Bruce Willis.......

    SHOOT the first boy who comes to the door.....and hope the word gets out

    Happy Father's Day, Bros......

    -LM

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
    Tags: day, fathers, guys, happy
    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32798
      #2
      It's 12:30 AM and I just got laid. My Father's Day is going pretty damn good already!
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145
          #3
          LOL!

          Happy Fathers Day fellas!
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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            • Mr Badguy
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3564
              #4
              Yes, best wishes to my co-fathers here.

              If I even get five minutes to myself that will be enough.

              Let`s get this party started.

              sigpic

              Sitting on a park bench!

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                • The_KiD
                  Commando
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1041
                  #5
                  Happy Father's Day... My wife and daughter surprised the hell out of me with a "Minty" Hardback copy of Dave's book "Crazy From the Heat".. and some other music goodies.. Cool stuff...

                  Have a great day all...

                  KiD

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22942
                      #6
                      Oh God, I can't wait...

                      Maybe I should just stay at work today...
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • frets5150
                          Commando
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1461
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Fathers Day Guys...

                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                          Best Wishes to my fellow Roth Daddies in here......



                          Nothing matters more than the UNCONDITIONAL Love we get from our most precious assets....


                          And remember these immortal words from Chris Rock, to all of us who are lucky enough to have daughters.......


                          Your number one job is to keep your little girls from THE POLE


                          As to my daughters reaching dating age [ 10 + 12 ] soon, I will use the advice from Bruce Willis.......

                          SHOOT the first boy who comes to the door.....and hope the word gets out

                          Happy Father's Day, Bros......

                          -LM

                          Thanks!!! BY THE BY which Pole are you talking about ? :confused:

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576
                              #8
                              The stripper pole.


                              One of Chris Rock's funniest bits.

                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                • LoungeMachine
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 32576
                                  #9
                                  double post
                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                    • WACF
                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2920
                                      #10
                                      The nice thing about having a son is you only need to worry about one dick in the neighborhood!

                                      I always liked that one.

                                      I have two girls...and a boy on the way...Happy Father's Day....

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