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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555
    #1

    The Happy Birthday to that turtlefucker EAT MY ASSHOLE Thread

    Dingleberries and all, you twat.


    Modship would indeed be a perfect birthday present.

    Just as soon as Flojo works out the bugs in the new forum

    "How to Avoid sexually transmitted diseases from shell creatures" forum.

    [ we're working on the title, don't worry]


    Happy Birthday, asshat.
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
    Tags: asshole, birthday, eat, happy, thread, turtlefucker
    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19144
      #2
      Happy birthday!
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185
          #3
          Poor turtles...
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • Ally_Kat
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7608
              #4
              turtlefucker?

              Oh well, here's a drink to you and your half-shelled mistresses.
              Roth Army Militia

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                • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1887
                  #5
                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine

                  Modship would indeed be a perfect birthday present.

                  :
                  Couldn't you just all get me round trip airfare to the Galapogos Islands? Please?
                  RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32555
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                      turtlefucker?

                      Oh well, here's a drink to you and your half-shelled mistresses.
                      LMAO


                      Soft side up!
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 1887
                          #7
                          Actually, better get me an extra ticket for the trip back. For the lucky bride.
                          RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • WARF
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 15318
                              #8
                              Happy b day EMA!!!

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                                • Little Texan
                                  Full Member Status

                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 4579
                                  #9
                                  Happy Birthday leaky condom!

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                                    • Dan
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 12179
                                      #10
                                      Happy Birthday E.M.A.
                                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                        • Ozzy Fudd
                                          Veteran
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1667
                                          #11
                                          Have a great day
                                          Roth Army MP
                                          Originally posted by Panamark
                                          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                                          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                                          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                                          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                                          Originally posted by JAY HALE
                                          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                                            • ThrillsNSpills
                                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 6626
                                              #12
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                                              E. M.

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                                                • binnie
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 19144
                                                  #13
                                                  Happy birthday!
                                                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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