A Day in the life of Edward Van Halen

[lztom]

I thought it would be kind of cool if everyone added an entry or two to this and eventually we might get a definitive version of 24 hours in the wild world of Edward Van Halen! I've got the ball rolling below.

We all know Ed's a late riser these days so I figured we might as well begin late afternoon.

4pm Awaken by rolling out of bed into industrial sized ashtray next to it

4.01pm Glass of wine and cigarette

4.02pm Take piss.

4.03pm Leave post it note on toilet reminding himself to lift toilet lid before taking piss


Right, everyone chip in!

[Hardrock69]

4:04 wanders down the hall, trips over his own feet landing face down on the floor

4:04:10 Decides he can't defeat gravity without Smoking Loon and his meth pipe.

4:07 Finally makes it to the nearest refrigerator, grabs a bottle and starts chugging.

4:08 Burps

4:08:10 Farts

4:09 Rips open pack o' Barlmoros and lights one up

[DrMaddVibe]

4:10 finishes 2nd smoke.

4:11 opens another bottle of Smoking Loon.

4:15 finshes the bottle.

[Thorman]

4:16 answers phone to hear DLR begging to be a singer tells him to fuck off

4:17-4;59 receives 42 calls from Roth begging for a chance
5:00 calls police to report a stalker
5:01 CVH reunites and makes kick ass albums like 5150 and FUCK

BAM

[Thorman]

for the next 5 years, like the rest of the world, ignores anything Roth has to say....

BAM

[Thorman]

LZTOM, you are just as gay as Shaun P(Cassidy) and this thread...

CVH=Sam

BAM

[Matt White]

NO No NO.....

4:16 Spits up blood on new carpet....

4:17 scratches himself:eek:

4:25 Needs another pull of the pipe...

7:20 Comes back to life.....

7:21 Shakes Thorman off his leg........

[ALMOSTsaved]

4:16 - Tries to remember who that kick ass band was that originally recorded "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" before he and Hagar covered it live.

[binnie]

4:17. Watches video of himself perfoming with Chesney and kids himself that he can still play.

4:20. Wonders why Wolfgang is so fat....

[DrMaddVibe]

7:22 Cries because he's so good at playing the guitar.

7:35 Cries because he has to write out Val's monthly check.

7:51 Opens another bottle of Smoking Loon

7:53 Finishes the bottle

7:55 another tooth rots out and falls on the floor.

7:56 Ed cries over the tooth leaving him.

[bobgnote]

7:57 Flare-up.

7:58 More intermittent ass-fantasies.

7:59 More faggots from Pride Week want more BROWN for all the wrong reasons so Ed ends up humoring them and getting gay-nuts all night, again!

[bobgnote]

Originally posted by binnie
4:17. Watches video of himself perfoming with Chesney and kids himself that he can still play.

4:20. Wonders why Wolfgang is so fat....

4:21 Leslie West comes jamming through the door like Mr. T on speed and slams Ed up against the old paddlewheel . . .

4:22 Time for a pull on the old pipe!

4:23 Ed gets suspicious . . .

[bobgnote]

8 sharp, he forgot all about how Wolfie got fat, and he won't get any fat sound going, in tonight's loop.

[Golden AWe]

[jcook11]

4:10 Looks in mirror... vomits
4:15 Makes Mike clean up said vomit
4:20 Dresses out of filthy close hamper
4:22 Vomits on clothes out of filthy hamper
4:28 Stumbles to recycling place to sell cans
4:50 Stops at liquor store and buys two 40 ounce Magnums
5:05 Drinks dinner
5:25 Picks up guitar tries repeatedly to play solo from "Unchained"
5:40 Throws guitar against wall
6:00 Stumbles into filthy bedroom
6:05 Vomits on self, passes out