Van Hagar "fellas" please explain?

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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

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    • Jan 2004
    • 12995

    Van Hagar "fellas" please explain?

    How in the fuck do you "guys" explain your (I just love Van Halen) loyalty when comparing the two? I'll start, the rest of you please feel free to shoot the poor "boys" down!!! Line for line, verese for verse and word for word. Heh, RWTD next to "Grew up way too close to mommy lyrics." How true. LOL!

    "I live my life like there's no tomorrow
    And all I've got I had to steal
    Least I don't need to beg or borrow
    Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
    Runnin' with the devil
    I found the simple life ain't so simple
    When I jumped out on that road
    I got no love, no love you'd call real
    Ain't got nobody waiting at home"

    "Turn your radios on, I'll be a right there, yes I will
    Turn me up real loud, I'm in your ears, ah
    'N' I'm hangin' ten now baby, as I ride your sonic, ooh wave
    (Good God, y'all)
    I'm on fire"

    " No, I don't ask for permission
    This is my chance to fly
    Maybe enough ain't enough for you
    But it's my turn to try
    Thought you'd never miss me
    'Til I got a Fat City address
    Non-stop talker, what a rocker!
    Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
    Change, nothing stays the same
    Unchained, and ya hit the ground running"


    VS.

    "So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried
    Ohh that's what dreams are made of
    Oh baby we belong in a world that must be strong
    Ohh that's what dreams are made of
    Higher and higher who knows what we'll find
    And in the end on dreams we will depend
    Cause thats what love is made of"


    "So when you sense a change
    Nothing feels the same
    All your dreams are strange, love comes walkin' in
    Some kind of alien
    Wait for the opening
    Then simply pulls a string"

    " Yesterday I saw my love light shine
    Straight ahead in front of me
    You really never know
    When love will come or go
    But yesterday I was alone
    Suddenly I walked you home
    I never really knew
    What love could make me do
    I'll send a message in a bottle
    Trust in the mercy of the sea
    Stormy wheather, oh yeah
    Waitin' for love to set me free
    Everyday I watch the tide roll in
    Stay until it rolls away
    Though nothing's on the shore
    I'm running back for more
    I'll send a message in a bottle
    Trust in the mercy of the sea
    Stormy wheather, oh yeah
    Watin' for love to rescue me
    Feels so good, feels so nice
    When loves come around
    I feel good, so good, so good, so good
    It fells so nice, so nice
    (Solo)
    Fells so good
    Fells so good
    Fells so nice
    When love comes around
    I feel good, so good
    Gonna make her fell nice
    When love comes around
    I feel good
    So good, so good, so good
    Come on, baby
    Make me feel good"


    This is too pathetic and I can't continue. I left out "Have you seen Junior's grades?" and other classics so you guys could go to town. However, I couldn't even get past the first two Hagar albums before letting you guys have a go!!!
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
  • Lou

    #2
    You forgot:

    I can't stop loving you
    No matter what I say or do
    You know in my heart it's true, woah-oh
    I can't stop loving you.


    What fucking trite rhymes, "true" and "you."

    By the way I get a kick out of Cheese So Good because of the line "I'll send a message in a bottle." Hey Sambo, Sting already wrote that. Yet another thing he's ripped off because that's all he can do, rip off others. Can't think of anything original.

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    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

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      • Jan 2004
      • 12995

      #3
      "I told her, never in hell, no special reason.
      Must a lied 'cause I ain't leavin'.
      We're in for a very long night.
      Heard a vicious rumor from your mama's tongue:
      you a desp'rate woman, need a man with a gun.
      High crime zone in the city of lights.
      Baby, please!
      Can't take it anymore.
      Baby, please!
      Can't take it anymore.
      I'm takin' whiskey to the party tonight,
      and I'm lookin' for somebody to squeeze."


      VS.

      " There's a time and place for everything
      For everyone
      We can push with all our might
      But nothin's gonna come
      Oh no, nothin's gonna change
      And if I asked you not to try
      Oh could you let be
      I wanna hold you and say
      We can throw this all away
      Tell me you won't go, you won't go
      do you have to hear me say
      I can't stop lovin' you
      And no matter what you say or do
      You know my heart is true oh
      I can't stop lovin' you"


      Get it?
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • Lou

        #4
        Hey post the lyrics to "Spanked," those are great.

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

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          • Jan 2004
          • 12995

          #5
          Lou,

          Damn good boy!!! LOL! You see what I'm sayin? When I saw VH live it was to preach to young one's when I got older!!! LOL!!! Let's keep this going cos we could come up with some stellar shit from Dave and sewer shit from Spam!!!!

          DLR via RWTD LIVE:

          LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • Dr. Love
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7832

            #6
            Well, you're comparing some of the best Van Halen against some of the worst Van Hagar.

            I hate the song "Feels So Good."

            God damn I hate that song.
            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

            http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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            • Lou

              #7
              I'll compete the "worst" Van HALEN against the "best" Van Hagar and it'll STILL kick the shit out of Van Hagar.

              Let's see what's the worst Van HALEN excluding covers? Loss of Control (love that song BTW, never understood why people don't like it)? Outta Love Again? Yeah I'll still take it over Slapnuts. You know why? Because there's a fucking BAD-ASS attitude that shines through in ALL Van HALEN that is nowhere to be found in Van Hagar. Please give me a Van Hagar song with a bad-ass, ballsy, cocky attitude, because I have yet to find one.

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              • Lou

                #8
                I'll even take Jump and I'll Wait. Dave didn't like them but he did the best he could. That was Eddie's shit, not Dave's.

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lou
                  Hey post the lyrics to "Spanked," those are great.
                  Got em!!!

                  Spanked

                  Written by:
                  Edward Van Halen, Sammy Hagar,
                  Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen.
                  © 1991 Yessup Music Company ASCAP.
                  All Rights Reserved.



                  "I remember all my life rainin' down as cold as ice
                  Shadows of a man
                  a mullet through a window
                  Cryin' in the night
                  the night goes into morning.

                  Just another day
                  happy people pass my way
                  Looking in their eyes I see a mem'ry
                  I never realized how happy you made me.

                  Oh
                  Mikey
                  well you came and you gave without spitting
                  But I sent you away
                  oh Mikey
                  Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
                  And I need you today
                  oh Mikey.

                  I'm standing on the edge of time
                  I've walked away when love was mine
                  Caught up in a world of up-hill climbing
                  The tears are in my mind and nothing is rhyming.

                  Oh
                  Mikey
                  well you came and you gave without taking


                  Yesterday's a dream-l face the morning
                  Crying on a breeze
                  the pain is calling

                  Oh
                  Mikey
                  well you came and you gave without taking"


                  Evil, I know but fuck it!!! LOL!!!
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • Lou

                    #10
                    Hey I want the lyrics to Spanked dammit!

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                    • MAX
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                      #11
                      I'm sorry cos those lyrics are probably better huh?
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • Dr. Love
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7832

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lou
                        I'll compete the "worst" Van HALEN against the "best" Van Hagar and it'll STILL kick the shit out of Van Hagar.

                        Let's see what's the worst Van HALEN excluding covers? Loss of Control (love that song BTW, never understood why people don't like it)? Outta Love Again? Yeah I'll still take it over Slapnuts. You know why? Because there's a fucking BAD-ASS attitude that shines through in ALL Van HALEN that is nowhere to be found in Van Hagar. Please give me a Van Hagar song with a bad-ass, ballsy, cocky attitude, because I have yet to find one.
                        The worst Van Halen song would have to be ... um ...

                        um...
                        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                        • MAX
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                          #13
                          Hey Docta,

                          I just wanted to shake your hand and finally meet each other. We've crossed paths for a couple of years and never said hello.

                          Nice to meet you bro.
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • Dr. Love
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7832

                            #14


                            The pleasure is all mine.
                            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                            http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                            • thefive

                              #15
                              Great thread.

                              Funny as hell.


                              the 5

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