The Top Secret world of Chimp Shit

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58783

    The Top Secret world of Chimp Shit

    Even Bush's Feces & Urine
    Are Classified Top Secret
    All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
    By Wayne Madsen
    WayneMadsenReport.com
    7-5-6

    Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

    The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

    In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."

    The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader.

    During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis.

    More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

    Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.


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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58783

    #2
    Wonder how many millions of taxpayer dollars were wasted on this type of SHIT (literally)
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49203

      #3
      POOINT (poop intelligence)

      I never thought I'd see the day.

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #4
        Just imagine the drugs in his shit and piss.

        He's on so many meds, both legal and otherwise it's not even funny.
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49203

          #5
          Like father, like son...

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          • frets5150
            Commando
            • Feb 2004
            • 1461

            #6
            Holy Shit this is a joke right? The only thing I would want to do with his shit is smear it in his face. With gloves on ofcorse. But then again Chimp's usually play with their own shit.He's probably into Scat anyway so he would probably enjoy it

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            • Warham
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 14589

              #7
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              Just imagine the drugs in his shit and piss.

              He's on so many meds, both legal and otherwise it's not even funny.
              Really?

              What's your proof for that, Mr. I Need To See A Link?

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              • Warham
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 14589

                #8
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                Like father, like son...
                What do you expect for a 80+ year old man?

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                • thome
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 6678

                  #9
                  wow

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Warham
                    Really?

                    What's your proof for that, Mr. I Need To See A Link?

                    Originally posted by Warham
                    I'd like to see ONE link to where I've supporter her, you kook.

                    One link, please.




                    LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

                    IN THE SAME DAY, NO LESS
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Warham
                      Really?

                      What's your proof for that, Mr. I Need To See A Link?


                      Originally posted by Warham
                      I like how she [ Ann Coulter] riles up the left.

                      Where were your libs' sharp tongues when people have claimed that George Bush is responsible for 9/11? I find that even more disgusting that Ms. Coulter's comments.

                      Hypocrites.

                      You LIKE that, huh?

                      :eek:
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • jcook11
                        Commando
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1281

                        #12
                        Is that the poop the whole poop and nothing but the poop?

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                        • Warham
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 14589

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                          You LIKE that, huh?

                          :eek:
                          Yeah, it's funny to watch liberals foam at the mouth like rabid animals.

                          I can just imagine after hearing comments like that, they immediately turn on their radios to Air America, and then log into Daily KOS so that they can share their venom towards Ms. Coulter.

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49203

                            #14
                            What is funny is --how devoid of substance any of your posts are these days War. Seriously, you used to at least try to Google some facts to support your argument, but now it's just bellicose partisan generalities of sheer bullshit and slanted stereotypes.

                            Maybe it's time you modded another forum...

                            I mean, every response these days starts off with 'You liberals...." It's stale bud, really stale old hat.
                            Last edited by Nickdfresh; 07-10-2006, 08:50 PM.

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                            • ODShowtime
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5812

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                              Just imagine the drugs in his shit and piss.

                              He's on so many meds, both legal and otherwise it's not even funny.
                              pretty much.

                              gw is like Keith Richards in the 70s. He just flies around the world and says stupid shit to people. Except Keith was cool and could rock out.
                              gnaw on it

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