Dumbest Lyrics Ever?

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Megadeth - 5 magics. the song is really good, but the lyrics suck.

Bestow upon me knowledge
Wizard - all knowing all wise
I want to rule this kingdom
Make sweet the breeze now defiled
Dethrone the evil prince's iron fists
In velvet gloves of sin
Parade the grey robed monks
The vestal virgins,wheel the wyvern's in
Let the ceremony
consecrate the marriage
Let me be the protege
Of five magics
Give me alchemy
Wizardry
Sorcery
Thermatology
Electricity
Magic if you please
Master all of these
Bring him to his knees
I master five magics

Possessed with hellish torment
I master magics "5"
Hunting the abyss lord
Only one will stay alive
He who lives by the sword
Will surely also die
He who lives in sin
Will surely live the lie

[sadaist]

Damn you! That song kicks some serious ass. But you're right, the lyrics are kinda dumb. Same with Psychotron.

DLR's worst lyrics have got to be Stand Up. Van Halen, probably How Many Say I or Up For Breakfast.

But I'll have to vote for Cherry Pie from Warrant or Up All Night from Slaughter for dumbest ever.

[sadaist]

Dang, forgot about Ugly Kid Joe...Everything About You.

[Padre Atilio]

I love this song as the whole Rust In Peace album but youre right the lyrics are strange but it remains a good song. Mustaine maybe wanted to write somethin special and he came up with this one...

[knerken]

Anything by Manowar

[binnie]

Saxon - Denim and Leather.

"denim and leather, they bring us togehter"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(always had a soft spot for em tho)

[binnie]

Oh, hang on

"Loch Ness" by Judas Priest!

Absolutely shocking......

[binnie]

Originally posted by sadaist
Up All Night from Slaughter for dumbest ever.

Now we're talking

"Awake from dusk till dawn
Watchin the city lights
The lights come shinin' down
They'll be shinin down on you and I
And I hold you till the morin comes

EVERYBODY SING IT NOW

UP ALL NIGHT

SLEEP ALL DAY

That's right"

I think Slaughter should also get a mention for "FLy to the Angels"...

They were shit lyrics too...

[Mr Badguy]

"Read my body" by Kiss.

READ MY BODY
Are the letters big enough?
READ MY BODY
Do you like the book of my love?
READ MY BODY
Turn the page, get to the good stuff
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Horseshit.

And that`s just the chorus.

[binnie]

Originally posted by knerken
Anything by Manowar

Didn't they have a song called "real men play on 10"?

[binnie]

Also Anthrax "Medusa"

Now Anthrax are one of my altime favs, but check this out

"Medusa
She's staring at you
With her eyes"

Like, what else is she gonna be starin at you with, her feet?

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by binnie
Saxon - Denim and Leather.

"denim and leather, they bring us togehter"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(always had a soft spot for em tho)

Do you dream of playing guitar?
Or smashing up the drums?
Maybe you can learn to play the bass
You can always be a singer
Like me, and front the band
We`re on th stage we wait at your command

Great!

Where were you in `79, when the dam began to burst?

[binnie]

Fantastic, right?

Sometimes shit lyrics make a song worthwhile....

[binnie]

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, cause i'm wanted, WANTEEDD,

Dead or alive"

That's gonna be in everyon'es heads all day....

[binnie]

Hows about,

"My World" from Use Your Illusions 2.

Now they are shit lyrics....