Lita Ford & Randy Savage sign on for Surreal Life 7?!?

[Matt White]

http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1336&Itemid=42

Updated: Our good ole' buddy Mr. Jim Gillette ex. Nitro informed us that Lita Ford (his wife and the mother of his children) was indeed offered the Surreal Life 7 but turned it down. Thanks Jim, got anymore of these photos? We need to take exposed to a new level!

JIM TODAY:eek:


We're glad that Jim is a fan of Metal Sludge, and he's offered to take care of some dirty work if ever need be.

Rumour has it that the Queen of Metal Lita Ford has signed on for the next Surreal Life 7. Maybe we'll have the pleasure of getting some bonus footage if they bring in Jim Gillette (ex. NITRO & Ford's husband) to fight Savage in a cage match! FYI: Gillette has been training with the Gracie family in South Florida and is currently 6'2" and 275lbs of solid tattoos and muscle.

Maybe he'll sing 'Freight Train' with Lita on Guitar & Carrot Top on bass!

This has been lifted from the Metal Sludge World Famous Gossip Boards.

the cast has been announced for those of you who like the show.

Randy savage (WWF wrestler)
Lita ford
Phil Hellmuth Jr (poker player)
carrot top
Tina Jordan (former Playboy playmate)
Niki McKibbin (American Idol season 1l)
Bushwick Bill (Rapper)
chris wink (blue man group)
tanya roberts (Actress)
Dabney Coleman (Actor)

SAVAGE & Bushwick Bill=BRILLIANT

[Vinnie Velvet]

SAVAGE???

LMAO!!!!

OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAH!!

Dig it!

[Northern Girl]

Savage is a riot!

I don't think Lita still looks like that. Here I thought she was married to that cute but scary WASP guy. It's hard to keep up with all the 80's has beens.

[Figs]

Wow, you know I might actually check that out....

DIG IT!

[bueno bob]

Ooooh yeah!!!

Whatcha gonna do Hogan???

BE A MAN!!!



...Jim Gillette is still a talentless cunt though...

[Figs]

I imagine he'll be "roided" up for the show. I seem to remember him being very small (in comparison to his old self), out of wrestling, and the a year or 2 later he's in Spider-Man looking bigger than ever.....

They should get Miss Elizabeth too...

OH YEAH!!!

[Figs]

....if only Wendy O. Williams was still alive.....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Figs
I imagine he'll be "roided" up for the show. I seem to remember him being very small (in comparison to his old self), out of wrestling, and the a year or 2 later he's in Spider-Man looking bigger than ever.....

They should get Miss Elizabeth too...

OH YEAH!!!

Yeah...however he did it, he's in spectacular shape, I'll give him that...

Elizabeth is dead though...I think Lex Lugar killed her...

[Matt White]

Miss Elizabeth is as dead as Julius Caesar!!!!

Though....that might still be a hoot!!!

But a Macho Man 'roid rage?!?

That would be some scary stuff right there....................

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Figs
....if only Wendy O. Williams was still alive.....

Yeah...could you imagine her on the Surreal Life?

Heheheh...it'd be a fucking madhouse, more so than usual...

What WOULDN'T she destroy...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
Miss Elizabeth is as dead as Julius Caesar!!!!

Though....that might still be a hoot!!!

But a Macho Man 'roid rage?!?

That would be some scary stuff right there....................

I wouldn't wanna be in his way through a "normal" rage, let alone a roid rage...the guys a fucking nutjob as it is without any "extra assistance"...

[Figs]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Elizabeth is dead though...I think Lex Lugar killed her...

Holy Shi'ite! I forgot about that! Ah, the lovely Elizabeth.....

[Mr. Vengeance]

Freak out! freak out!!!!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Matt White
Miss Elizabeth is as dead as Julius Caesar!!!!

Though....that might still be a hoot!!!

But a Macho Man 'roid rage?!?

That would be some scary stuff right there....................

They should sign Luger up and make him bunk with Randy! They show 'em the unlimited supply of HGH in the closet, and a fully stocked mini bar.

*Then*

At like two in the morning, on the very first night, they beam a hologram of Elizabeth in through the window, and make a lamp fall over!

LIGHTS, CAMERA.....ACK-SHON!!!!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by rustoffa


They should sign Luger up and make him bunk with Randy! They show 'em the unlimited supply of HGH in the closet, and a fully stocked mini bar.

*Then*

At like two in the morning, on the very first night, they beam a hologram of Elizabeth in through the window, and make a lamp fall over!

LIGHTS, CAMERA.....ACK-SHON!!!!

My money is on RANDY..........


OH YEEEEAH KING HAR-LEY!!!




though....he is looking LONG IN THE TOOTH these days