I'm almost afraid to ask, but....

[SoCalChelle]

...what the hell does "cream your flaps daily" mean?

(I just KNOW I'm going to be sorry I asked...)

[m_dixon1984]

HAHAHA, your mind isn't nearly filthy enough if you have to ask. I have a pretty good idea what it means and I'm happy with what my filthy mind has provided. If it means something else I don't want to know.

M

[Northern Girl]

Where do I sign up for that? :p

[SoCalChelle]

Right here, apparently. I saw it on the main page of the site.

By the way, I have no idea why this thread posted twice.

[binnie]

Cream your flaps is slang for the female orgasm I think,

it's used in a context when people get over excited or are really happy

[SoCalChelle]

hahahaha....ok, thanks (I was right...I'm sorry I asked)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I saw it on the main page of the site.


Is there a full body shot of Mezro, because that would make perfect sense. :p

[Northern Girl]

Tonight on the menu...creamed flaps on toast

[Golden AWe]

you people eat your dinner with your pork and beans...

i eat more chicken any man's ever seen

I'M A BACKDOOR MAN!!!

[Northern Girl]

I come here specifically for the cream your flaps service...

I guess I stand alone...

[Northern Girl]

like the fat kid in gym class

[Northern Girl]

like a sirloin steak at a PETA convention

[Northern Girl]

like a Krispy Kreme donut at a fashion show

[Northern Girl]

like a female at a Cher concert

[Northern Girl]

like a George Bush supporter

[Northern Girl]

like a tooth in Eddie Van Halen's mouth


ouch!

[Northern Girl]

like a pair of pants in Richard Simmons's closet

[Northern Girl]

like a brain cell in Britney Spear's head

[Northern Girl]

like a bar of soap on a prison shower floor

[Northern Girl]

like a bottle of Dom at a white trash wedding

[Northern Girl]

I stand alone...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Is there a full body shot of Mezro, because that would make perfect sense. :p

Flaps be nimble, flaps be fine, I cause flaps to cream all the time.

Mezro...it best not be brie...gouda would not be right...flaps creaming on crackers, hits the spot just right...a tight snack with no waiting...

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by binnie
Cream your flaps is slang for the female orgasm I think,

it's used in a context when people get over excited or are really happy

Dear me, I thought it was applying Ponds to Ms. Chrissi's Jowls.....

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
like a bottle of Dom at a white trash wedding

a little bored, are we?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Mezro
Flaps be nimble, flaps be fine, I cause flaps to cream all the time.


I was speaking from experience. :p

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
a little bored, are we?

Quite!

[Northern Girl]

I unknowingly got dragged by a friend to a white trash wedding last summer. I could have just as easily said 'roll of toilet paper' instead of Dom. There was none in sight, and the keg of Bud was going fast. What were they doing? :eek:

And there was not one but THREE people there missing some front teeth, and two were women!! LMAO!!

I didn't drink. I didn't eat. And I didn't stay long.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I come here specifically for the cream your flaps service...

I guess I stand alone...

Do you actually stand up for that? I would think it would be easier lying down. ???

[SoCalChelle]

By the way, I'm LMAO at this:

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[sadaist]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Tonight on the menu...creamed flaps on toast

Hey, that's the name of my new band.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
you people eat your dinner with your pork and beans...

i eat more chicken any man's ever seen

I'M A BACKDOOR MAN!!!

This is a classic, classic post.

Story of my life... a room full of wimmen talkin' 'bout orgasms and I'm mostly interested in the music... mostly.

Cheers! :botle: