The Reviews of Hagar's new album according to ITunes Users.

[Unchainme]

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Just some funny stuff here, New Material for the army, A lot of speaks the truth.

[fryingdutchman]

Funny find, Unchainme.

An average of 1.5 stars...that's about right.

Fuckin' Hagar just never knows when to hang it up.

He always sucked....but now he's just a stupid shill for his own company.

Pathetic, fat fuck.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

I'm not a Hagar fan, but....


Was David Lee Roth's complete disgrace of an album any better?

[Matt White]

BUT

How many times have I heard that..................???:eek:

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Unchainme
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:baaa: :donkey:

[Nickdfresh]

Excellent thread Unchainme (for once):)

But where's the goddamn link to this shit?

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Excellent thread Unchainme (for once):)

But where's the goddamn link to this shit?

Thanks Bro :)

You can't really link it, you have to download ITunes to see it, Now there are some reviews from Amazon.com I will get around to posting. Alas, There were auctually some Sheep giving out good reviews :(,But they're sheep, Their opinions do not matter :D

[Nickdfresh]

Well, I wrote and submitted a review, let's see if the post it.

My God, what is this? Is it an aging rocker bantering cliche upon cliche while pathetically attempting to appeal to the milk bread, tasteless yuppie crowd? I was pretty aghast when I heard Sam's lame Cabo™ commercial jingle, "I'll Take You There," but I thought that that was one-off crap. I never thought he'd stoop to writing an entire album as an ode to his Mexico club, and actually include that horrifically bad song on it. Seriously, do not buy this lest you want your kids to hate you and the neighbors to think that you're some Hawaiian shirt wearing loser.

[MAX]

I double dog dare you to post this in "Main" over at Brett's. :p :D

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by MAX
I double dog dare you to post this in "Main" over at Brett's. :p :D

I secound that :)

[Dan]

LOL,Spammy Sucks Big Time.

[bueno bob]

Gee. Sammy sucks. A huge surprise.

And, in other shocking news...

[binnie]

My favourite is Sammy Ha-gone!

Fucking fantastic - WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO THINK HE'S TALENTLESS!

[Golden AWe]

"Oh Sam I am, I am, Sam that I am, am Sam, Sam I am, so SPAM!"

[ace diamond]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[binnie]

whats's really worrying is that the people who reviewd it were obviously surprised that it blowed - have they never heard a Hagar record.

He hasn't made anything good since Montrose.....

[Bill Lumbergh]

His hardcore fans are throwing him under the bus, fucking classic! Well, we know he sold at least 6 copies........

[The_KiD]

I saw this on iTunes this morning as I was goofing off at work looking for new music. I cannot believe he has a song titled "I am Sam"..

What a fucking headcase..LOL!

KiD

[FORD]

Believe it or not, the Chedheads over at Links (http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showthread.php?t=33034&page=1&pp=15) don't seem to be digging this piece of shit either.

After they claimed "Up For Breakfast" was the second coming of Christ, I was wondering if some of them even had functional ears anymore, but I guess "Spam I Am" drove them over the cliffs at Cabo.