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It is a veritible crisis, I tell you.
First the computer fries - losing its heat sink chip - today I get the word that the processor is gone and a new PC shall have to be purchased.
FUCKITY!
Then, I turn on my trusty cheapo digital Kodak EZShare Camera and it croaks too!!!!! How do I know? ALl it will do is say "Camera requires service". This tells me the camera requires service.
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Do you know what is at stake here? Besides my credit rating????
All my saved cybersex sessions with which I planned to blackmail many political officials!!!! All my pron!!!! All my naked photos of myself trussed up with barbed wire!!!!! (and the ability to create any more!) Evidence I outed Ms. Chrissi!!!! Photos of Grimsdale after his cock dropped off!!!!
WORST - MY RADIO CONVERSATION WITH DLR!!!!! I actually ZINGED DAVE AND IT'S LOST FOREVER!!!!! ANd he said "God Bless you Baby"....and I creamed my flaps! (that's for you Chelle)
SHITE.
So I"m taking up a collection for all new top of the line electronics. Please send donations to: Sensible Shoes, c/o DDLR.com, at Von Halen's email address to go in his paypal account. I'm sure he'll get it right to me. You could send it to MY paypal account, but I'm sure as hell not giving out my email address. Besides, Von is used to harrassment. Have I asked his permission? NO. The fucker still owes me a t-shirt, and this service MIGHT make up for that.
And I don't want to hear any shite about backing up stuff. Why create copies of stuff people can destroy you with? And what would I whine about? Just gimme the money dammit.
First the computer fries - losing its heat sink chip - today I get the word that the processor is gone and a new PC shall have to be purchased.
FUCKITY!
Then, I turn on my trusty cheapo digital Kodak EZShare Camera and it croaks too!!!!! How do I know? ALl it will do is say "Camera requires service". This tells me the camera requires service.
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Do you know what is at stake here? Besides my credit rating????
All my saved cybersex sessions with which I planned to blackmail many political officials!!!! All my pron!!!! All my naked photos of myself trussed up with barbed wire!!!!! (and the ability to create any more!) Evidence I outed Ms. Chrissi!!!! Photos of Grimsdale after his cock dropped off!!!!
WORST - MY RADIO CONVERSATION WITH DLR!!!!! I actually ZINGED DAVE AND IT'S LOST FOREVER!!!!! ANd he said "God Bless you Baby"....and I creamed my flaps! (that's for you Chelle)
SHITE.
So I"m taking up a collection for all new top of the line electronics. Please send donations to: Sensible Shoes, c/o DDLR.com, at Von Halen's email address to go in his paypal account. I'm sure he'll get it right to me. You could send it to MY paypal account, but I'm sure as hell not giving out my email address. Besides, Von is used to harrassment. Have I asked his permission? NO. The fucker still owes me a t-shirt, and this service MIGHT make up for that.
And I don't want to hear any shite about backing up stuff. Why create copies of stuff people can destroy you with? And what would I whine about? Just gimme the money dammit.
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