Is Chimpy drunk again?

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58785

    Is Chimpy drunk again?


    Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
    I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
    Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
    Need me a triple shot of that juice
    Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
    I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    :bottle:


    But I'm sitting now at the bar,
    I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
    I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
    Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
    I said "Look man, come down here"
    So what you want?





    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
    Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
    Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
    Need me a triple shot of that stuff
    Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
    I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    :bottle:



    Now by this time I'm plenty high,
    You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
    Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
    I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
    So what you want this time?
    I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
    He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
    Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"



    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
    Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
    Gonna get high man listen to me,
    One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
    I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
    I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    :bottle:

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Little Texan
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4579

    #2
    That fucker really is shit faced! Great, as if having a retard for a president was bad enough...we have an ALCOHOLIC retard for a president! How recent is that?

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58785

      #3
      Originally posted by Little Texan
      That fucker really is shit faced! Great, as if having a retard for a president was bad enough...we have an ALCOHOLIC retard for a president! How recent is that?
      Right off the Yahoo news server, so it must have been today.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Maybe he's goofing off...

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        • blueturk
          Veteran
          • Jul 2004
          • 1883

          #5
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          Maybe he's goofing off...
          He's been goofing off the whole time he's been president.

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58785

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            Maybe he's goofing off...
            You mean like the times he fell off his bike? Or the time he was "assaulted" by a pretzel? Or maybe like.....
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • Ellyllions
              Veteran
              • Mar 2006
              • 2012

              #7
              That's some funny shit yall...

              What I want to know is why the Secret Service isn't investigating the theft of his lips.

              He has no lips at all!
              "If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8



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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
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                  • thome
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 6678

                    #10
                    Now i don't feel so bad for getting blasted out of my skull yesterday.

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16338

                      #11


                      That one is a classic.

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                      • redblkwht
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4617

                        #12
                        hate to agree, he does look blasted for sure..

                        EUAS

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          #13
                          Does Bush not have advisers to stop him making an ass of himself...
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35192

                            #14
                            Choosing Kerry to run against him was like finding an able bodied person who could manage to lose in the Special Olympics.

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                            • Guitar Shark
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7579

                              #15
                              He looks like he stepped in dog shit.
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                              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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