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The Bush Loyalty Quiz
The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz
10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to President Bush
Q: What statement best describes your opinion of George W. Bush?
He's a resolute, principled leader who is a strong wartime President
He's a clueless moron who couldn't find oil in Texas
He's an arrogant liar hell-bent on world domination
He's a faithful servant of God
He's a faithful servant of Dick Cheney
He's greatly misunderestimated
Q: The biggest mistake Bush ever made was ___
Trading Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox
Waging an ill-conceived, unnecessary war based on lies
Prancing around an aircraft carrier in a flight costume and prematurely declaring "Mission Accomplished"
Going AWOL from the National Guard
He has never made a mistake
Q: Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
Agree
Disagree
Q: Which bumper sticker would you be most likely to put on your car?
Would Someone Give Bush a Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him?
At Least In Vietnam, Bush Had An Exit Strategy
He Won. Get Over It.
Somewhere In Texas A Village Is Missing Its Idiot
Bush Is Saving Your Ass Whether You Like It Or Not
Draft the Bush Twins
Jenna Bush in 2024
Q: Complete the following statement: George W. Bush belongs ___
On Mount Rushmore
In Jail
Back in Crawford, Texas
To Jesus
Q: What has been the most defining moment of Bush's presidency?
Standing amid the rubble of Ground Zero and addressing firefighters with a megaphone
His triumphant landing on the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln
His surprise Thanksgiving visit to Baghdad
Strumming a guitar while New Orleans drowned and telling Brownie he was doing "a heck of a job"
Continuing to read "My Pet Goat" to schoolchildren for a full seven minutes after being informed that a second plane had crashed into the World Trade Center
Q: What label best describes Bush?
Compassionate Conservative
Miserable Failure
Christian Patriot
Incompetent Idiot
Warrior President
Dim Son
Reagan's Heir
Congenital Liar
Fossil Fool
Our Lord and Savior
Q: What's the best explanation for the failure to find WMD in Iraq?
Bush lied to the American people
Bush was misled by faulty intelligence
It's Clinton's fault
Donald Rumsfeld forgot where he planted the WMD
The WMD will eventually be found
Q: Complete the following statement. George W. Bush won the 2000 election because ___
Voters embraced his strong leadership and philosophy of compassionate conservatism
The Supreme Court embraced his strong leadership and philosophy of compassionate conservatism
His brother Jeb and Katherine Harris rigged the vote and orchestrated a coup
The sore losers in the Democratic party were unsuccessful in their attempts to steal the vote in Florida
God chose him to be president
Q: Complete the following statement. History will regard George W. Bush as ___
The worst president ever
A visionary leader who courageously defied his critics as he battled to spread peace and freedom throughout the world
An Orwellian leader who tried to transform America into a Big Brother-style fascist dictatorship
A messenger of God who fulfilled the Lord's will on Earth
A drunken frat boy-turned-AWOL cokehead-turned-failed oilman-turned disastrous president who literally destroyed everything he touched
Score for LoungeMachine:
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.
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