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  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4372

    the biggest fucking retard ever

    I was in a language chat, and I had a Russian screenname, and the biggest IDIOT EVER spoke with me. I swear that he must have been kidding, or someone dropped him as a baby.

    chivo: HEY
    chivo: HELLO
    chivo: RUSSIA?
    Американец: Hi
    Американец: Im from the USA
    Американец: США
    chivo: AREUFROMRUSSIA?
    Американец: NO
    Американец: I was born in the United States of America, and I have never been to Russia
    chivo: UUUMMMM
    chivo: n what about that lenguaje?
    Американец: i'm learning it
    chivo: are u from russia?
    Американец: no!
    Американец: I've said this already
    chivo: ha ha ha
    chivo: okay
    Американец: I'm good
    chivo: your name?
    Американец: Austin
    chivo: u are a guy
    Американец: Yes
    chivo: cool
    chivo: n is russia cold???
    Американец: I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO RUSSIA
    Американец: EVER
    Американец: EVER
    Американец: EVER
    Американец: Not all Russia is cold, though.
    chivo: okay
    chivo: okay
    chivo: n u are in moscow
    chivo: i want to know more about moscow
    Американец: Dude, are you slow, or are you a retard?
    Американец: I AM NOT IN FU.CKING MOSCOW
    Американец: OR RUSSIA
    Американец: god dam.mit, I'm in Orlando
    Американец: you're an idiot
    chivo: okay okay
    chivo: sorry
    Американец: I can't keep talking to you because I will explode
    chivo: okay
    chivo: its ok
    chivo: if u dint want to talk about your country , its ok
    chivo: but i like your country
    chivo: russia its so big
    Американец: IT ISN'T MY COUNTRY IDIOT
    Американец: I AM AN AMERICAN
    chivo: hey, tell me about the tigers
    Американец: PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FU.CK UP
    chivo: okay
    chivo: okay
    chivo: okay %%%%%%%%%%%%
    chivo: mamame el webo
    chivo: estupido ruso
    chivo has left.
    Американец: it's juevo, аsshole. and it's ruso estupido. And i'm not fucking Ruso. I'm americano. What the fuck DO you speak? Some African cluck-cluck?
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  • Susie Q
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1523

    #2
    Are you sure this person wasn't just trying to amp ya up or something? I can't believe someone is so thick as this!

    Jeez!!!

    I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
    ~Susie Q 2009

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    • MERRYKISSMASS2U
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2004
      • 4372

      #3
      Originally posted by Susie Q
      Are you sure this person wasn't just trying to amp ya up or something? I can't believe someone is so thick as this!

      Jeez!!!
      No, he had bad Spanish and English and called himself an expert. God I wanted to bash him in the face.

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      • MERRYKISSMASS2U
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2004
        • 4372

        #4
        chivo: i want to know more about moscow
        Американец: Dude, are you slow, or are you a retard?
        Американец: I AM NOT IN FU.CKING MOSCOW
        Американец: OR RUSSIA
        Американец: god dam.mit, I'm in Orlando

        My favorite part of the chat.

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        • Susie Q
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1523

          #5
          Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
          chivo: i want to know more about moscow
          Американец: Dude, are you slow, or are you a retard?
          Американец: I AM NOT IN FU.CKING MOSCOW
          Американец: OR RUSSIA
          Американец: god dam.mit, I'm in Orlando

          My favorite part of the chat.
          LOL! I could just see you at your keyboard, steam coming outta your ears, screaming at the screen.....

          I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
          ~Susie Q 2009

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          • MERRYKISSMASS2U
            Full Member Status

            • Mar 2004
            • 4372

            #6
            Originally posted by Susie Q
            LOL! I could just see you at your keyboard, steam coming outta your ears, screaming at the screen.....
            Seriously though!


            Him: So do you live in Russia?
            Me : No
            Him: Oh.... so how is living in Moscow?

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            • MERRYKISSMASS2U
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4372

              #7
              You speak English Susie Q. You MUST be from England! Tell me about the tigers!

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              • Little Texan
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 4579

                #8
                Looks as if the dude was just trying to piss you off! I don't think he was actually that retarded or braindead.

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                • Last_Child
                  Commando
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 1450

                  #9
                  Американец: I AM AN AMERICAN
                  chivo: hey, tell me about the tigers
                  Американец: PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FU.CK UP

                  "With a rate of fire of over 20 rounds per second, the IMI Micro Uzi is almost as fast as Yngwie Malmsteen, and 25.4 times more musical"

                  Worst of all... It's true..

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                  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                    Full Member Status

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 4372

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Little Texan
                    Looks as if the dude was just trying to piss you off! I don't think he was actually that retarded or braindead.
                    I sure hope so! I've never met anyone that dumb.

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                    • Ozzy Fudd
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1667

                      #11
                      the biggest fucking retard ever .... hmmm one name comes to mind lol
                      Roth Army MP
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                      Originally posted by JAY HALE
                      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                      • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4372

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
                        the biggest fucking retard ever .... hmmm one name comes to mind lol
                        Are you trying to say that I'm the biggest retard ever?

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                        • Ozzy Fudd
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1667

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
                          Are you trying to say that I'm the biggest retard ever?
                          WHHHAAAT you naaa..... sue knows who. lol.
                          Roth Army MP
                          Originally posted by Panamark
                          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                          Originally posted by JAY HALE
                          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                          • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                            Full Member Status

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4372

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
                            WHHHAAAT you naaa..... sue knows who. lol.
                            Call me whatever you want, but I'm not a retard.

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                            • Dr. Love
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7832

                              #15
                              I'm having a hard time from that log determining who the retard was.
                              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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