Fucking Retard Part 2

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

This fucker must die.

chivo: hey, are u from russia??
Американец: No, I´m learning it
chivo: oohhhhhh
chivo: your name...
Американец: Don´t fuck with me again
Американец: it´s Austin
chivo: hello austin
Американец: Hi chivo
chivo: the people says that russia its expensive
chivo: tell me how is russia
chivo: ?
Американец: I´ve never been
Американец: Don´t start this shit again man
chivo: oohhhhh
chivo: sorry
chivo: i want to know the history of rasputin
Американец: Well, I do know that.
Американец: So does wikipedia
Американец: Utilize it
chivo: hes so popular there
Американец: He´s been dead for people
Американец: and many people think he´s fucking weird
Американец: how could he be popular?
chivo: i dont know u tell me, u are in russia im not there
Американец: I´m not in fucking Russia
chivo: okay
Американец: please dude, you´re fucking pissing me off
Американец: notice how many times i´ve said fuck in the past 5 minutes
chivo: okay
chivo: sorry
Американец: that´s an indication of how mad I am
chivo: okay
Американец: I´m an American!
chivo: sorry
chivo: okay
chivo: okay
Американец: www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States
chivo: hey russian friend do u have sister???
Американец: I'm not your friend
Американец: I'm not Russian
Американец: and I don't have a sister
chivo: oooohhhh
chivo: okay
chivo: is pretty moscow???
chivo: a country with history
chivo: tell me about it
Американец: You complete cunt
Американец: I've never been to Москва
chivo: ooohhh, ok
Американец: Stop
Американец: shut the fuck up with Russia
Американец: RIGHT
Американец: NOW
chivo: okay, if u have your country, i can understand that
chivo: hate
Американец: It is not my country man
Американец: last fucking time
Американец: AMERICA
chivo: but moscow its pretty
Американец: MAYBE YOUVE FUCKING HEARD OF IT
chivo: oohhhhh
chivo: okay
chivo: lets change the theme
Американец: Ok.... let's talk about America
Американец: I know someone from their
chivo: what about the russian girls, are pretty they???
Американец: Me.
Американец: We're no longer talking about Russia
Американец: we're not talking about england either because I've never been there either
chivo: okay
chivo: are u new speaking english???
Американец: I'm a fluent, native speaker.
Американец: My English is perfect, dude!
Американец: Much better than yours will ever be.
chivo: ooohhhhh, maybe in russia are good teachers
chivo: maybe a have to go there
Американец: Maybe in the future
Американец: after I bash your face in
chivo: but its amazing, u speak so good the english
Американец: I should, since I'm an American.
chivo: ooohh, do u want to be an american???? why??? russia is great
Американец: It sure is. But I was born here. Would you like a fucking copy of my birth certificate?
chivo: here??? wheres here ??? in moscow???
chivo: or another site?
Американец: Here is florida
Американец: It's a state in the United States of America
chivo: ooohhhh
Американец: YEAH! IT'S THIS COUNTRY THAT HAS 50 STATES
Американец: IT'S A LITTLE IMPORTANT
chivo: okay my friend of russia, see ya, have fun learning english
Американец: Ok, I will
Американец: I don't have much to improve on
chivo: i dont know that but try to love your country
chivo: russia its cool
Американец: I love the US
chivo has left.
Американец: I would fight for it forever fucker
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Американец: Fuck the Russians
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[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

I thought this idiot would understand Spanish.... I was wrong.


chivo: hello
chivo: are u from russia???
Американец: Yo soy de los Estados Unidos
chivo: ooohhhh, esta bien
chivo: no sabia
chivo: wow
Американец: Pienso que es facil (referring to learning the Spanish language)
Американец: Es tan facil como el ruso, para mó
Американец: mí
chivo: y como esta rusia?
Американец: No he viajado a rusia
chivo: aaahh bien
chivo: a mi me gusta tu pais , es miy llamativo
Американец: Bien! Has viajado a los Estados Unidos, mi pais maternal?
chivo: aunque esta cerca del polo norte, hace mucho frio alli???
Американец: Dude, I´ve tried Spanish, I´ve tried English.... you´re just a plain idiot
chivo: but why???
Американец: Becuase I´ve told you that I´m not a Soviet or a Russian countless times
Американец: So now I´m ignoring you because you´re no longer funny,
Американец: Or cute
chivo: ok, sorry
Американец: We´re past that
chivo: ha ha ha
You have ignored this user. You will not be able to see any reply from this user.
Американец: goodbye

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Translation:


chivo: hello
chivo: are u from russia???
American Man: I'm from the US.
chivo: ooohhhh, It's good
chivo: I didn't know
chivo: wow
American Man: I think it's easy (referring to learning the Spanish language)
American Man: It's easy as Russian for me
American Man: mí
chivo: And how is Russia?
American Man: I've never gone to Russia
chivo: aaahh good
chivo: I like your country, it's very bright
American Man: Good! Have you ever traveled to the US, my motherland?
chivo: Even though it's around the north pole, is it cold there (NO FUCKING SHIT!)
American Man: Dude, I´ve tried Spanish, I´ve tried English.... you´re just a plain idiot
chivo: but why???
American Man: Becuase I´ve told you that I´m not a Soviet or a Russian countless times
American Man: So now I´m ignoring you because you´re no longer funny,
American Man: Or cute
chivo: ok, sorry
American Man: We´re past that
chivo: ha ha ha
You have ignored this user. You will not be able to see any reply from this user.
American Man: goodbye

[Susie Q]

I am now convinced this person was a troll just trying to get you going. Seriously...LOL!

If EVER you come across this asshole again, I would start the same shit with him. Then let him get frustrated.

[binnie]

Damn, that guy was out to annoy you!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Susie Q
I am now convinced this person was a troll just trying to get you going. Seriously...LOL!

If EVER you come across this asshole again, I would start the same shit with him. Then let him get frustrated.

I just blocked him. Annoying person.

[Last_Child]

damn.

[Little Texan]

He's definitely just pushing your buttons and fucking with you.

[Little Texan]

I would do like Susie Q suggested and turn the tables on him.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Little Texan
I would do like Susie Q suggested and turn the tables on him.

I would, but where the hell is he from!?

Originally posted by Last_Child


damn.

that post made my day!

[Dr. Love]

That guy is funny

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
That guy is funny

Very funny. I love his style.

OHHHH! So you don't live in Russia! Got it! So how's St. Petersburg?

[Ally_Kat]

Okay, seriously. We don't need a part 2, 3, or 5 to this thread. It's all the same topic, so keep it all within the same thread.

Closing.