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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 33627

    Go see eastern european birds now!

    yeah that's right!

    i've just booked a flight ticket to lithuania

    all of the lithuanian birds i know won't be there, and the one who's "been in love with me" suddenly tells me she has a jealous boyfriend, so i won't be staying at her place this time, but luckily the hotels aren't too expensive either

    WHAT is interesting is that besides having a chance to chase the local birds there i haven't booked a ticket back yet, since i'm planning on visiting either Belarus or Hungary too, I'd need a visa to see Belarus but that won't be a problem

    i'll go to hungary if the people i know from there will be around, especially the thai-boxing girl who was living in slovakia before

    if not, i'll go to Belarus and hope i don't get shot if i go there, and if i won't find any nookie otherwise i'll promise you i'm using money on prozzas

    AND I'LL TAKE LOADS OF PHOTOS IN ANY CASE!

    promises, promises, but at least i'm going for sure

    HEUTE LITHUANIA, MORGEN DIE WELT!!!

    HEUTE BELARUS, MORGEN DIE WELT!!!
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg
  • Mr Grimsdale
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8905

    #2
    spoken like a panzer grenadier!
    Originally posted by flappo
    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?

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    • Golden AWe
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 33627

      #3
      they will go down on their knees!

      (if i pay them prozzas)
      Originally posted by Cato
      Golden, why are you FAT?
      Originally posted by lesfunk
      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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      • Mr Grimsdale
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8905

        #4
        oh blimey!
        (cue sid james laugh)
        Originally posted by flappo
        i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

        Originally posted by Cato
        translating your Japanese.


        "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

        omae baka dana?

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        • Figs
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2904

          #5
          Fuck 'em all, and let Grimsdale sort them out.....

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          • Golden AWe
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 33627

            #6
            hmmm...the hungarian beauty contacted me tonight...does this mean she wants it again? hmmm....
            Originally posted by Cato
            Golden, why are you FAT?
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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            • Figs
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2904

              #7
              Oh absolutely, if a chick doesn't want to fuck again they would never try to contact you.



              I should know.....

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              • Mr Grimsdale
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8905

                #8
                i need another puncture repair kit
                Originally posted by flappo
                i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                Originally posted by Cato
                translating your Japanese.


                "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                omae baka dana?

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 33627

                  #9
                  i need ANY repair kit
                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • Mr Grimsdale
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8905

                    #10
                    my knob end came off last night
                    Originally posted by flappo
                    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                    Originally posted by Cato
                    translating your Japanese.


                    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                    omae baka dana?

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                    • Golden AWe
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 33627

                      #11
                      you need a female nurse to glue it back
                      Originally posted by Cato
                      Golden, why are you FAT?
                      Originally posted by lesfunk
                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                      • Mr Grimsdale
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8905

                        #12
                        yes, with her saliva
                        Originally posted by flappo
                        i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                        Originally posted by Cato
                        translating your Japanese.


                        "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                        omae baka dana?

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                        • Golden AWe
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 33627

                          #13
                          whatever can he mean?

                          (cuntfused with the word "saliva")
                          Originally posted by Cato
                          Golden, why are you FAT?
                          Originally posted by lesfunk
                          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                          • Mr Grimsdale
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8905

                            #14
                            lickety split!
                            Originally posted by flappo
                            i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                            Originally posted by Cato
                            translating your Japanese.


                            "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                            omae baka dana?

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                            • Golden AWe
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 33627

                              #15
                              cutnius maximus!!!

                              FACKIUS ORFIUS!!!
                              Originally posted by Cato
                              Golden, why are you FAT?
                              Originally posted by lesfunk
                              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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