Hurricane John set to destroy Cabo San Lucas!!

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15320

    Hurricane John set to destroy Cabo San Lucas!!





    I hope all you fucking Sammy Hagar fans die, and burn in hell!!!
    Hurricane John is gonna kill you worthless fuckers...
    And it won't be long before you are FACE DOWN IN CABO...

    KISSIN' THE GROUND!!!!

    SAY GOODNIGHT SAMMY!!!

    AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE YOU WORTHLESS MEXICANS!!!

    AND YOUR PISSY TEQUILA TOO!!!!
  • DlocRoth
    ROCKSTAR

    • Jan 2004
    • 5518

    #2
    WOOHA!

    BWAAAHAHAHAHA
    Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15320

      #3
      Sammy Hagar...

      I hope FEMA finds you in two weeks...

      Layin' dead and bloated ontop of your Cabo Wabo Palace....

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      • POJO_Risin
        Roth Army Caesar
        • Mar 2003
        • 40648

        #4
        Post of the Year...
        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648

          #5
          the first one...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15320

            #6
            It's time to get a ticket refund GUITAR SHARK for your Sammy Hagar birthday bash!!!

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15320

              #7
              This just in from the Cabo Wabo news team...

              Pasture Dump member... fernando's severed head was found inside a port-o-potty 10 miles east of Cabo San Lucas...

              Stay Tuned...

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              • WARF
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 15320

                #8
                Looks like Eddie has no choice but to hire Dave now...


                dun
                dun
                dun

                MAS HURRICANE!!!

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15320

                  #9
                  Would have been better if the hurricane was called "DAVID".
                  u hu huhu hu hu

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                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8959

                    #10
                    This just in:

                    The encroaching wrath of Hurricane John has had little effect on the hearty-party animals at Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Cuntina.

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                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15320

                      #11
                      You mean that's not Sammy's band onstage...
                      I thought I saw Mona...

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                      • rustoffa
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8959

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WARF
                        You mean that's not Sammy's band onstage...
                        I thought I saw Mona...
                        That bitch needs some depillatory!!!

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                        • MAX
                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12995

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WARF
                          Would have been better if the hurricane was called "DAVID".
                          u hu huhu hu hu

                          Now that's sheer fucking poetry.
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15320

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rustoffa
                            That bitch needs some depillatory!!!
                            uh uh uhu lmao...

                            What's up Mad Max???

                            Tonight is Aushiwitz for the chedheads!!!

                            MAS HURRICANE!!!!

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                            • WARF
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 15320

                              #15
                              LONG LIVE DAVID LEE ROTH AND CLASSIC VAN HALEN!!!!

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