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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20565

    Man Bites Panda at Beijing Zoo



    HE WAS DRINKING....NO KIDDING?!?

    Gu Gu the panda, 6, eats at the Beijing Zoo Wednesday. A man jumped into Gu Gu's enclosure Tuesday and got into a bloody tussle with the animal, state media said.

    BEIJING (Sept. 20) - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.

    Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

    "He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand," and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

    The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.

    "I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Its skin was quite thick."

    Other tourists yelled for a zookeeper, who got the panda under control by spraying it with water, reports said. Zhang was hospitalized.

    Newspaper photographs showed Zhang lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages and a seam of stitches running down his leg.

    The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang as saying that he had seen pandas on television and "they seemed to get along well with people."

    "No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."

    Ye Mingxia, a spokeswoman for the Beijing Zoo, confirmed the incident happened but would not give any details. She said Gu Gu was "healthy."

    "We're not considering punishing him now," Ye said in a telephone interview. "He's suffered quite a bit of shock."



    HA!!!

    That'll learn that Panda!!!
  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    #2
    I guess now we know where Dipshit Den went. (He was only pretending to be a Chinese dude)
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • bastardog
      Commando
      • Feb 2004
      • 1101

      #3
      I think the guy was Joe Thunder
      Bastardog

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      • binnie
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2006
        • 19145

        #4
        Now that's a great story!


        When he wakes up in hospital with a hangover, feeling a bit croggy and thinking "what did I do last night?"

        "Oh shit!"
        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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        • Jimmy Jingles
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1611

          #5
          Fucking Chinese bastard...


          I wish that fucking Panda would have bit his nuts off.
          23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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          • The_KiD
            Commando
            • Jun 2005
            • 1041

            #6
            Nice Find.. LOL.. What an idiot.

            KiD

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            • Little Texan
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 4579

              #7
              So that's what happened to Diamond Den...he's having rough, kinky sex with Panda Bears!

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              • Ozzy Fudd
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1667

                #8
                Originally posted by Satan
                I guess now we know where Dipshit Den went. (He was only pretending to be a Chinese dude)
                Dammit you beat me to it.
                Roth Army MP
                Originally posted by Panamark
                Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                Originally posted by JAY HALE
                so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20565

                  #9
                  HA!!!


                  DEN is hated...even by Pandas!!!!

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49205

                    #10
                    "A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure..."

                    Yup! definitely Den.

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20565

                      #11
                      "...Panda put to death for fear of brian affliction...and adversion to work.."

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