Wow, Nationals fans really suck....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/must-be-sittin-in-the-front-row-202579.php

Must Be Sittin' In The Front Row!
Earlier this week, we heard rumors of a fan and his girlfriend / wife / mistress / crossdresser, while in the top level of the mostly empty RFK Stadium, uh, enjoying themselves in a way that you can't exactly enjoy yourself in the crowded Yankee Stadium bleachers. We weren't going to run anything about the rumors, because, jeez, what fun is it to run rumors of fellatio-related activities if you don't have pictures?

Well, now we have a picture.

It's above there, and there's another larger picture -- perfect for desktop backgrounds! -- after the jump. But yeah: We suppose there are clear advantages to going to a stadium with hardly anyone in it, and this is, definitively, one of them.

We don't even feel the need for another joke here. We figure you can probably take care of that without our help.

[Little Texan]

Now I see why they didn't have a team in Washington for 3 decades!

[Little Texan]

Of course, you have to put a winning product on the field, first, in order to draw fans. Doesn't always work that way, though. *cough*Florida Marlins*cough* in their championship years

[Bob_R]

Her parents must be proud.

[WARF]

I would have taken advantage of the poor ticket sales for a Blowjob!

[POJO_Risin]

maybe she has no hands...and that's where he put the popcorn?

[LoungeMachine]

It was Bobble Head night......