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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32794

    Bush Successful at Bringing Peace.

    No. Not George W. Bush but the bush between a womans legs....

    The Sunday Times September 24, 2006

    Colombian sex strike forces gangsters to sheathe weapons
    Sarah Baxter
    A SEX strike organised by the girlfriends of gang members in one of Colombia’s most violent cities to protest against a wave of murders has been hailed as a success by the local security chief.

    The action became known in the Colombian media as the “crossed-leg strike” because of the women’s refusal to have sex with their men until they promised to give up violence.

    After 10 days of abstinence the women of Pereira were said by the security chief to have proved that they could win their battle with “very noble weapons”.

    As one gang member said: “You listen to your woman.”

    Pereira, a city of 500,000 inhabitants, has one of the worst crime rates in the country, with 488 recorded murders last year; 90% of gang members killed were aged between 14 and 25.

    The women produced a rallying song for local radio, which went: “I choose how, where and when I give in. Women united against violent men. Let’s close our legs.”

    One striker said of her boyfriend: “I would prefer him getting angry to having to go and cry at his funeral.”

    The lure of criminality was as much the desire for status and sexual attractiveness as money, according to reports on Colombian radio. The women adopted an ancient tactic used by the women of Athens to halt the Peloponnesian war — if Aristophanes’s play Lysistrata, written in 411BC, is to be believed.

    Alvara Uribe, the president of Colombia, has cracked down on crime by doubling spending on law enforcement and expanding the police force by 25%. The numbers of political murders and kidnappings dropped by 80% last year.

    In the Pereira region, which is situated in the heart of Colombia’s coffee-growing area, there were 97 murders per 100,000 people last year.

    It is too early to tell whether the “crossed-leg strike” will have encouraged gang members to sheathe their weapons permanently.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #2
    Although the "Bush" between a woman's legs can bring great peace, it has also been the root cause of many, many wars. Not to mention the death of many a man.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49125

      #3
      Reminds me of some Greek play: http://www.hccy.cg.catholic.edu.au/h...lysistrata.htm

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32794

        #4
        The Greeks invented the soap oprah that's for damn sure.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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