Happy Birthday Ritetool!!

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  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19145
    #1

    Happy Birthday Ritetool!!

    Many happy returns ritetool, your 52nd (ahem) birthday.

    I'm sure you and your brother Justin will find a variety of ways to celebrate this momentous occasion:

    Crank up the Wham! records, put in the Liza DVD's and get out your Cher costumes, these girls are gonna party!!
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
    Tags: birthday, happy, ritetool
    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12995
      #2
      Heeya ya go fuckstub...

      Who says you cunt have yer cake and eat it too?

      Swallowing shouldn't be a problem for ya either, so enjoy the cream filling...

      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • Ed Roth
          Groupie
          • Sep 2004
          • 69
          #3
          Happy Birthday to Jimmy K the Fag.
          Big Daddy Ed Motherfuckin' Roth!

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            • Jimmy Jingles
              Veteran
              • Mar 2004
              • 1611
              #4
              Happy Shitday cunt flaps.






              Now somebody go shoot his daddy in the nuts...
              23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194
                  #5
                  Happy Birthday Tool.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                    • Wawazat
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Jul 2005
                      • 5288
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dan
                      Happy Birthday Tool.
                      May it be the last one
                      Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145
                          #7
                          I bet he had a sore asshole after last nights birthday treat from the boys!
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21888
                              #8
                              And a sore throat as well....wait...which is which?

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                                • fryingdutchman
                                  Full Member Status

                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 4133
                                  #9
                                  Happy Birthday, fuckwit!
                                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                                    • Soul Reaper
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 8338
                                      #10
                                      George Michael is waiting for him in the bush....
                                      ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                                      http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                                      "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                                        • binnie
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 19145
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Soul Reaper
                                          George Michael is waiting for him in the bush....
                                          A bit off "wack me off before you go go"...
                                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                            • Steve Savicki
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 3937
                                              #12
                                              *wonders why this thread was even opened in the first place even if it is a birthday thread*
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                                                • Revan
                                                  Head Fluffer
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 222
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                                                  *wonders why this thread was even opened in the first place even if it is a birthday thread*
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                                                  http://photos.meetup.com/photos/memb...er_220996.jpeg

                                                  Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                                                  Gentlemen,

                                                  If a thread called "the sheep pen" has the longest post count to date, I say that's work of a true genius!
                                                  Originally posted by thome
                                                  I used to run headlong into a oak tree down at the local park .Really slam my skull into it, you know with FEELING.The local kids used to stand around and watch and smoke doobies good time was had by all. Anyway the city cut the tree down so my bitch is.....What was the question?

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                                                    • binnie
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 19145
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                                                      *wonders why this thread was even opened in the first place even if it is a birthday thread*
                                                      It was a joke.

                                                      Irony, come on in.....
                                                      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                                        • Wawazat
                                                          ROCKSTAR

                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 5288
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                                                          *wonders why this thread was even opened in the first place even if it is a birthday thread*
                                                          http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40117
                                                          Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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