Do You Think Ed is Getting Down With Porno Girls?

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  • Bo Nozos
    Roadie
    • Jun 2005
    • 191

    Do You Think Ed is Getting Down With Porno Girls?

    On Stern recently, Ed claimed he's all into the "art" of the way Michael Ninn directs porno, and that's why he got involved, blah blah blah.

    I wonder if it might be a more basic reason -- he digs getting down with porno girls. Mix that in with some Grade A drugs and a lot of new, beautiful people telling you you're Still The Man, and well Papa's got a brand new bag.

    Only question I have is how Ed's publicist girlfriend -- who apparently put together the porno party -- figures into it.
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17160

    #2
    They would have tighter holes than Sammy !
    He's probably thinking, wow I only have to insert
    one hand alongside my penis with these bitches !

    Its great not having to call Al over to lend a hand !!
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32798

      #3
      Porn girls will do anything for money including doing Mr. Nicotine Green Teeth Van Halen for a shot at half his gross assets by marrying the fool.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15320

        #4
        I want to see Ed in a porno film!!!

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        • DLRdelight!
          Veteran
          • Jul 2004
          • 1501

          #5
          i think ill pass seeing ed in a porno

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17160

            #6
            EDDIE DOES ALEX !!!!

            (Just think, Debbie does Dallas)

            It even sounds right !
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Revan
              Head Fluffer
              • Sep 2006
              • 222

              #7
              Originally posted by Panamark
              EDDIE DOES ALEX !!!!

              (Just think, Debbie does Dallas)

              It even sounds right !
              Sounds kinda scary, actually.
              http://photos.meetup.com/photos/memb...er_220996.jpeg

              Originally posted by Steve Savicki
              Gentlemen,

              If a thread called "the sheep pen" has the longest post count to date, I say that's work of a true genius!
              Originally posted by thome
              I used to run headlong into a oak tree down at the local park .Really slam my skull into it, you know with FEELING.The local kids used to stand around and watch and smoke doobies good time was had by all. Anyway the city cut the tree down so my bitch is.....What was the question?

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                Originally posted by DLRdelight!
                i think ill pass seeing ed in a porno
                The only worthwhile post in this thread...

                Don't get corrupted...

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                • BITEYOASS
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6530

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WARF
                  I want to see Ed in a porno film!!!
                  What a great way to turn one's dick into a mushroom! About as effective as those sick comics they have in Hustler.

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                  • warrior33
                    Roth Army Recruit
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 14

                    #10
                    WHO CARES WHAT EDDIE VAN HALEN DOES WITH HIS LIFE NOW!

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                    • Fat Wolfie
                      Roadie
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 139

                      #11
                      Drugs and him going with prostitutes are the reasons behind his marriage falling apart.

                      Mom was away for some time, and got back to found him and Uncle A. high on cocaine partying with porno chicks.

                      Do you ever read the papers, guys? The answer to this question has been made public long ago.
                      http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...07/11/imus.jpg

                      Buy your "Nappy-Headed Ho's" a Colt 45 and a Gorilla to mate with

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12
                        Naw, it's because Ed's good looks started to wain. Val still looks good for her age and who wants to be married to the dude from Tales From the Crypt when Val can be bopping on young 20 something cock?
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • NATEDOG001976
                          Veteran
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 2369

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WARF
                          I want to see Ed in a porno film!!!
                          I wonder if he would do his stage "hop" in a porno? lol.
                          http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                          http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




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                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
                          Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20565

                            #14
                            I thought EVH was just in a porno?!?:confused:

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Do bears shit in the woods?
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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