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  • Sammy Who??
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 305
    #1

    I gave a bum a dollar

    As you guys know I'm a Financial Analyst earning a six-figure salary working in Manhattan. Yesterday I gave a bum a dollar and then I proceeded to kick him in the stomach.

    I'll be damned if I'm going to support the homeless without having some fun while doing it.
    Tags: bum, dollar, gave
    • Eyes of the Night
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1993
      #2
      Wella, I've always wanted to panhandle in seattle ... with my guitar for a day ...

      Just put a 15watt amp on my back plug in with my Wolfie and walk around doing dive bombs ...
      Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17113
          #3
          Why waste a dollar ? You should have just kicked him...

          Or gone the "George Michael", drag him off into the bushes
          and blow him...

          THAT WOULD TEACH THAT HOMELESS BASTARD A LESSON !!
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • DrMaddVibe
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6658
              #4
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                • Ally_Kat
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7608
                  #5
                  A lot of NYC "bums" are a) not bums at all but people panhandling because it's a great way to make a lot of money with no effort and b) undercover cops.
                  Roth Army Militia

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                    • Full Bug
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2915
                      #6
                      There is a girl who lives in my apartment building who is in a wheelchair, she goes downtown almost everyday begging for money, I guess using the "I'm in a wheelchair, help me!' angle, pulls in a few hundred a day, this on top of the 1000+ she get from the government a month, one day I'm gonna hit the bitch with a 2 by 4.........
                      Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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                        • Douglas T.
                          Full Member Status

                          • Nov 2005
                          • 3875
                          #7
                          The meanest thing I ever did! It was pouring down rain and a bum wanted to come in my studio so I pulled the door down in front of him! After it quit raining I opened the big garage door again to find a firetruck and an ambulance outside and firemen pulling his lifeless body out of the ditch! Still don't know to this day if he lived!

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