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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    Holy Hell, tell me this isn't true

    Are you fucking KIDDING ME?????

    O.J. Simpson to confess — hypothetically

    MSNBC TV
    By Jeannette Walls
    MSNBC
    Updated: 9:34 p.m. ET Oct 19, 2006
    O.J. Simpson is confessing. Hypothetically, that is.

    The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.

    But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.”

    The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.

    Simpson can never be retried for the murders because of double jeopardy laws, according to the Enquirer, which also claims that Simpson aims to keep any book money instead of paying it out in a civil suit judgment against him by spending it all quickly.
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    #2
    Seriously...

    this has to be a fucking joke...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15318

      #3
      This is worse than the OJ Simpson "Juiced" DVD... where he tries to sell his FORD BRONCO with bullet holes as a prank.

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15318

        #4
        Dude... that's the craziest and creepiest thing I ever heard.

        I wonder if he'll read it to his children as a bedtime story!

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        • Bob_R
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3834

          #5
          Joke or not, OJ Simpson is still a murderer.
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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

            #6
            I'd like to know how after a decade that he hasn't paid a cent to the families...

            He's got appeal rights, of course, but how can it last this long ???
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            • ALinChainz
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12080

              #7
              Originally posted by WARF
              This is worse than the OJ Simpson "Juiced" DVD... where he tries to sell his FORD BRONCO with bullet holes as a prank.
              Or that video being pushed around where OJ is waiting for a bus, or at a strip club where he's getting a lap dance by 3 chicks and shouts, "thank you Jesus."

              The Goldman's are chasing rights to anything he makes.

              Anything.

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                #8
                In Civil Suits like that...you can't claim anything from a pension fund...and OJ gets paid something like 150 or so thousand a month from his NFL pension. They have no claim to that.

                and I remember when he lost the civil trial...

                there were a bunch of loopholes that someone with money could use to avoid payment...

                and now this...the ultimated "I DID IT, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT"

                and this is his kids' mother...

                It's time someone takes him out...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • ALinChainz
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12080

                  #9
                  It is. Funny no one has tried.

                  You know what though, and I'm not 1000% certain, but I think the NFL pension is only like $25,000-$30,000 per month. And no, noone can touch that.

                  But the Goldmans are after his "franchising rights" or some shit, still battling the asshole in court every chance they can.

                  His kids hit the news every now and then, I know the daughter is a mess, she's been involved with cops and shit aleady and I believe she called them once on OJ too, being abusive or something.

                  "What if" book ... Christ ... I doubt there would be much mourning for his death.

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                  • POJO_Risin
                    Roth Army Caesar
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 40648

                    #10
                    Maybe what I saw was his yearly pension...

                    it's been so long...since I saw it...10 years...
                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                      Full Member Status

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4372

                      #11
                      He won't have to be <b>too</b> hypothetical because he DID it.





                      ...duh...

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                      • Brett
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3537

                        #12
                        So he's gonna write a book and finally tell the truth, by pretending it's fake? LOL!

                        Who would give him $3.5 million and how could he get away with keeping it?

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648

                          #13
                          See...that's the thing...I don't think he can get away with keeping it...

                          even by "spending it fast"

                          what a joke...
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15318

                            #14
                            Imagine the book cover!
                            Oj smiling with the words "If I did It!" next to his face!
                            LMAO!!!

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