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  • Steve Savicki
    • Jan 2004
    • 3937

    [i]"Oh no he didn't"[/i] yup..he went there.

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    So what do you all think:



    Why the hell not?
    Texas politics stinks.

    The parties sell themselves to big donors, lobbyists control the legislature's agenda, and the top fundraising groups in the state are being indicted for money laundering. Corruption and big money have such a chokehold that the two major parties blew $100 million in the last governor's race to elect a candidate to a job that pays $100,000 a year. And for all that money spent, less than 30% of us bothered to show up at the polls.

    Why? Because it's hard to stand in line at the ballot box when neither candidate promises anything more than politics as usual. Texans are the most independent people in America, and if we're going to be inspired, the inspiration will come from someone unafraid to deal in new ideas and honest answers, an independent leader who lets the people call the plays instead of dancing to the tune of the money men.

    That kind of leader is never going to look or sound like a politician. He won't steer by image polls, speak in hollow phrases approved by focus groups, or show up in hand-tailored suits.

    You'll know him when you see him—true Texas leaders are unmistakable. After all, the last independent governor of Texas was Sam Houston. The next will be Kinky Friedman.
    How hard could it be?
    Kinky's Common-Sense Priorities
    Education

    Texas has the second-largest population of any state in the country and three of the ten largest cities. That's an awfully big cart to pull with the horsepower we're currently giving our kids in Texas schools. An educated workforce and top-notch schools are essential to keeping our state attractive to new business, but we're failing the test.

    * Texas has the 8th largest economy in the world, but we're 1st in drop-out rates and 32nd in education spending in the country.
    * Teachers' salaries in Texas are over $6,000 below the national average. This lack of respect for the people who do our state's most important job must stop. As governor, Kinky will work to make sure that teachers are paid what they're worth. Period.
    * The TAKS test and its predecessor, TAAS, were invented essentially to make legislators look good on education. But studies show that rigid enforcement of standardized test scores doesn't help kids learn or make teachers more effective. Teach to the test and kids will learn the test—but not much else.

    Healthcare

    Texas ranks rock-bottom in providing for the basic needs of its youngest and poorest residents. More than one fifth of Texas children have no health insurance at all.

    In 2003, Texas legislators slashed the Children's Health Insurance Program, pulling the rug out from under 170,000 kids. Not only did this put more of our children at risk, it ended up costing the state tens of thousands of health care jobs and $16 billion in lost productivity. Kinky believes this is reckless and short-sighted—no way to invest in the future of Texas.

    We're a state that prides itself on friendliness and responsibility, but the message we're sending our kids is that if you're going to be born poor, you'd better not be born in Texas.
    Renewable Energy

    It's time for Texas to reclaim bragging rights as an energy icon. As governor, Kinky will accomplish that by encouraging investment and innovation in new methods of electricity generation and new fuels like biodiesel.

    Think these are fringe technologies? Think again. Wind power plants, solar power arrays, and landfill gas capture systems are already in operation across Texas in cities from Fort Stockton to Fort Worth. Texas has been called "the Saudi Arabia of renewable energy," and firms from TXU to Kyocera are already clamoring for a piece of the action.

    * Texas is #1 in renewable energy. Developing our state's staggering potential in wind, solar, and biofuels will lead to a more independent Texas and help every Texan's bottom line.
    * Biodiesel—it's good enough for Willie Nelson's tour bus, and the city of Denton is using it to fuel their entire fleet of diesel trucks. Biodiesel is fuel you can grow. That's good for farmers, good for the air, good for the Texas energy industry and good for Texans. With biodiesel, everybody wins but OPEC.
    Last edited by Steve Savicki; 10-26-2006, 05:53 PM.
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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #2
    *yawn*


    Steve, wake me when you're over....
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58789

      #3
      If I lived in Texas, I'd consider voting for Kinky. The other choices on the ballot are....

      1) Chimpy's hand picked successor Rick "good head" Perry, Log Cabin Republican

      2) Chris Bell, DLC "Democrat"

      3) Scottie "the Duck" McClellan's mama

      Given that competition, even redneck Texans might well vote for an aging Jewish hippie radical.

      What about you, Doc? (I think you're the only Texan we got around here)
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • matt19
        Sniper
        • Mar 2005
        • 875

        #4
        ZZZZZZZZZZ!
        Long Live Classic VH

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        • Roy Munson
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 1526

          #5
          I like Kinky and I actually think he will win, but how effective he will be is another story.

          Here in Minnesota we had Jesse Ventura and he shook things up at first only to fade into a milktoast presense toward the end.
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          I guess you're right...

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            Originally posted by Roy Munson
            I like Kinky and I actually think he will win, but how effective he will be is another story.

            Here in Minnesota we had Jesse Ventura and he shook things up at first only to fade into a milktoast presense toward the end.

            Roy!!!!

            Welcome back, man


            Glad to see the Secret Service dropped the charges
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • Roy Munson
              Veteran
              • Feb 2004
              • 1526

              #7
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              Roy!!!!

              Welcome back, man


              Glad to see the Secret Service dropped the charges

              Charges? What charges?

              Originally posted by ELVIS
              I guess you're right...

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              • Steve Savicki
                • Jan 2004
                • 3937

                #8
                Hey yo Roy, how are ya?
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                • Roy Munson
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1526

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                  Hey yo Roy, how are ya?

                  I'm ahhhhhight. You?

                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  I guess you're right...

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                  • Steve Savicki
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3937

                    #10
                    Work has me busy, but I pop in here from time to time.
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                    • Roy Munson
                      Veteran
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1526

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                      Work has me busy, but I pop in here from time to time.

                      Yeah, me too. I'm hoping things will settle down a bit so I can do the same.
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      I guess you're right...

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                      • Steve Savicki
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3937

                        #12
                        Forgot, where do you work again?
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                        • Guitar Shark
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7579

                          #13
                          Don't answer that... he never forgets.
                          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                          • Dr. Love
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7832

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                            Don't answer that... he never forgets.
                            LOL, I think he means he lost his file he had on Roy. I'm convinced that's what he does.

                            Anyway, Kinky won't win, and I don't plan on voting. Kinky is not much more (in my opinion) than a bunch of one-liners. Entertaining idea, but there's not really much there.

                            I don't feel like wasting my vote on anyone here. I'm gonna save it and use it next election.
                            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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                            • Steve Savicki
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3937

                              #15
                              So there's no royal purple candidate this time round?
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