Sammy's Cabo Wabo in LA Sucked

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  • StretchOnBass
    Groupie
    • Oct 2006
    • 58

    Sammy's Cabo Wabo in LA Sucked

    Sammy Sucks and his band is worse

    I went to what I thought was going to be a good concert. It was rumered that Mike Anthony was going to show up too.

    We sat there well past start time and then 2 stupid disc jockeys from an LA station came out and announced a comedian.

    We sat through the worse stand up I have ever heard. Then we yelled him off the stage.

    Then the DJ's come out with 15 girls in bikini's. This would have been ok for 5 minutes but that drug on. The girls were not playboy material and had nothing to add. We screamed until they left.


    Then a Mariachi band comes out that I saw playing on city walk. They didn't have a clue. The audiance was booing and yeling them off.

    Finally Sammy comes out. He is losing it but does a good job of selling cabo Wabo Tequila.

    His band sucks. His show sucked. When he quit, no encore because nobody was yeling for one. Then he came out in a pathetic voice and sais "I didn't tell them to turn the lights on. I'll play a song if you want"

    That is how bad it was. I was laughing when he played a song Eddie played. The band can't cut it. Hell, I have heard garage bands play better.

    Sammy said a slam to Eddie too. That got lots of Boos! Go back to Cabo Sammy.
    Last edited by StretchOnBass; 10-26-2006, 06:28 PM.
    They don't make em like they used to.
  • Pasadena Bunnie
    Head Fluffer
    • Jul 2006
    • 413

    #2
    Dear Recruit,

    We could have saved you alot of $$$. This is the ROTHARMY...SPAM is not endorsed here for various reasons, but one Obvious Reason is the FATtard has no talent.

    Since we are embarking on "Halloween" it would be appropriate for you to learn that here at the ROTHARMY, one motto is ours is:

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE!

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    • StretchOnBass
      Groupie
      • Oct 2006
      • 58

      #3
      I love Dave!! I am a staunch Dave Fan!! I have seen Dave every time I can buy the tickets.

      I'll be better next time. Promise.
      They don't make em like they used to.

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #4
        Originally posted by StretchOnBass

        Sammy said a slam to Eddie too. That got lots of Boos!

        If the reunion rumor pans out for 2007, you can bet Sammy will begin throwing a lot more than just 1 comment out there.
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • bantonelli
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 2629

          #5
          Originally posted by StretchOnBass
          I love Dave!! I am a staunch Dave Fan!! I have seen Dave every time I can buy the tickets.

          I'll be better next time. Promise.
          Hey....you're fine. I live here in SoCal too, and you must have been listening to the Mark & Brian Show for the Tix...they are big SPAMtard endorsers, but the station they are on....LA's only ROCK Station, KLOS plays CVH most every time!
          "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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          • RuzDNailz
            Foot Soldier
            • Nov 2004
            • 655

            #6
            Originally posted by sadaist
            If the reunion rumor pans out for 2007, you can bet Sammy will begin throwing a lot more than just 1 comment out there.
            Of course she will start to throw comments! Back in the 96' quick reunion, Bette was so peeved that she did nothing but trash talk about the band. She should just sell her piss known as 'tequila' and shut the fuck up for a change.

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            • DylanLeeRoth
              Banned
              • Jul 2006
              • 163

              #7
              sam is amazing

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              • DLRdelight!
                Veteran
                • Jul 2004
                • 1501

                #8
                so im assuming the highlight of the show was seeing spammy leave the stage?

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #9
                  Sammy sucked?

                  Who'da thunk it!

                  Cheers for positng the review though - seems you have put yourself, and your ears, through considerable discomfort just to prove what we had all suspected -

                  Sammy ain't worth a shit....
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • matt19
                    Sniper
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 875

                    #10
                    Why is this a suprise?
                    Long Live Classic VH

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                    • Halen High
                      Commando
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1231

                      #11
                      I'm not surprised his show sucked. His solo stuff (the little that I've heard coz it never gets played on our radio) is just so bloody boring.

                      Back in 1998, he toured Down Under. Unlike many others, he even came over to Adelaide South Australia. Played a smallish venue about 30 minutes drive from my place.

                      Still didn't bother to go. Despite the lack of big names that come here.

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627

                        #12
                        Re: Sammy's Cabo Wabo in LA Sucked

                        Originally posted by StretchOnBass
                        Sammy's Cabo Wabo in LA Sucked. Sammy Sucks and his band is worse


                        In related news, the sky is blue.

                        Thanks for the newsflash buddy.

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17148

                          #13
                          G'day Halen High !

                          Good to see ya again mate !
                          Bummer about those Crows this year..
                          Close, but no cigar..

                          I remember Hagar touring in Oz not
                          long after the breakup with Van Halen.
                          (When they recorded MWM CGTSNM with Dave)
                          Possibly couldhave been 98....

                          Sam played to a few half empty pubs in Sydney.
                          The funniest part of his trip to Oz, was that he
                          appeared on Good Morning Australia, with
                          Bert Newton !!

                          Bert asked him about Van Halen (And you could tell
                          Bert knew fuck all about Van Halen) and Sammy
                          really slung the shit at Eddie and Alex..
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • Vinnie Velvet
                            Full Member Status

                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4579

                            #14
                            LOL!

                            That's hilarious.

                            Sammy is probably pissed over the fact that he knows CVH is getting back together.

                            HAHAHAHAHA!!!

                            Fuck you Sambo!!
                            =V V=
                            ole No.1 The finest
                            EAT US AND SMILE

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                            • bantonelli
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 2629

                              #15
                              This is one of the funniest reviews I've read. LOL!!! I almost wished I was there, but I just can't spend a dime for SPAM & "The Other Half"....even for just the laughs!

                              My dimes were only spent on Diamond Dave this summer and saving for the BIG REUNION.

                              At yesterday's announcement on Melodicrock, I do believe there is a GOD!! and he's shining down on the original Pasadena Boys!
                              "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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