Man fucks his girlfriend's dead dog in the street.

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8959

    Man fucks his girlfriend's dead dog in the street.

    Area man charged with bestiality
    Tuesday, October 24, 2006
    By TIM YOUNKMAN
    TIMES WRITER

    A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

    Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

    At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

    Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

    Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

    Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

    State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

    Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

    The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

    Weird
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58785

    #2
    Wow, necrophilia AND beastiality. That's fucked up.

    If the dog was a puppy, he'd be a pedophile too.
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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21888

      #3
      Christ. Will someone please just shoot this fucker?

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20565

        #4
        SAG-NASTY:eek:

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #5
          This is beyond fucked up on so many levels.
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            Anybody check to see if his Republican Voter Card was up to date?
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • SoCalChelle
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1597

              #7
              I realize there are many other questions I SHOULD be asking, but for some reason the first question that came to mind was...why did the girl leave her dead dog in front of her house for 4 days?
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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #8
                Originally posted by SoCalChelle
                I realize there are many other questions I SHOULD be asking, but for some reason the first question that came to mind was...why did the girl leave her dead dog in front of her house for 4 days?
                LOL...yet another level of the fuckedupness of this story
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • Guitar Shark
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7579

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  Wow, necrophilia AND beastiality. That's fucked up.

                  If the dog was a puppy, he'd be a pedophile too.
                  Am I a bad person for finding this post funny?

                  Also for LMAO at Chelle's post?

                  God help me.
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                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hardrock69
                    Christ. Will someone please just shoot this fucker?
                    The bacteria and bugs they guy picked up from his dead dog screw may be worse than being shot. He may die a slow death while his dick rots away.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                      Full Member Status

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4372

                      #11
                      I guess I should be asking other questions also, but....


                      How fucking nasty was his girlfriend if he had to fuck a dead dog to get laid?

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19145

                        #12
                        What a sick puppy!


                        Seriously though, who's the victim: If the dog was already dead an all, no harm done, right?

                        What you mean necrophilia is illegal? Shit, I better hide......


                        Dead girls don't say no.
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • Roy Munson
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1526

                          #13
                          I bet a million bucks he was fucking that mutt before it croaked.
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          I guess you're right...

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                          • ODShowtime
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5812

                            #14
                            man...

                            A fresh dead dog is one things, but a four day old dead dog is something else entirely.
                            gnaw on it

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                            • Jérôme Frenchise
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 7174

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                              Am I a bad person for finding this post funny?

                              Also for LMAO at Chelle's post?

                              God help me.
                              No need to invoke the believed landlord, bro.

                              I've been LMAO too since I saw the thread title, and all through the reading of the report.

                              There must be an explanation, though. You don't fuck dead dogs just like that, do you?

                              posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                              posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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