YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
    coffee.

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
    : )

    12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

    Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to !!
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • blonddgirl777
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2005
    • 5790

    #2
    Good One!
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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
    Originally posted by VanHalener
    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
    Originally posted by FORD
    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19144

      #3
      "You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years", that cracked me up!
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • DrMaddVibe
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6658

        #4
        HA!!!
        http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
        http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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        • Ozzy Fudd
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1667

          #5
          I scrolled back myself. i am guilty of 8 and 10..of which i must go get.
          Roth Army MP
          Originally posted by Panamark
          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
          Originally posted by JAY HALE
          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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          • Douglas T.
            Full Member Status

            • Nov 2005
            • 3875

            #6
            No #9 LOL! Good one!

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