Britney Spears Files for Divorce

[DrMaddVibe]

Posted Nov 7th 2006 3:47PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Break-Ups, Britney and Kevin

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

Documents to follow.



http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/





Who's gonna touch THAT now?

Its all somebody's!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

The same TMZ who is reporting another rumor about a VH reunion?

[DrMaddVibe]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/110706_spears_petition_1.pdf

Read 'em and weep!

[DrMaddVibe]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/11/wolfgang_vanhalen_wi_260.jpg

Van Halen's New Bassist? Eddie's Boy Wonder!
Posted Nov 2nd 2006 6:05PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Music, Kids

Van Halen has finally found its new bassist -- and it looks like the rock gods are keeping the band a family affair.

TMZ is first to confirm that Van Halen has hired 15-year-old Wolfgang Van Halen -- the son of guitarist Eddie Van Halen and estranged wife Valerie Bertinelli, and nephew of drummer Alex Van Halen -- as the new bassist for the band.

Wolfgang replaces longtime bassist Michael Anthony, who left the band earlier this year. Eddie Van Halen's spokesperson Janie Liszewski tells TMZ that Wolfgang, known as "Wolfie," has already joined his dad and uncle for rehearsals in the studio for a 2007 summer tour. Wolfie played dates with his father during the band's 2004 tour, and the song "316" on 1991's "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge," was named for Wolfie's birth date that same year.

The band is still without a lead singer, despite rumors that David Lee Roth might rejoin.


http://www.tmz.com/search/?q=van+halen

[sadaist]

Britney...call me.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/spears_divorce

[DLR7884]

What a shocker.

DLR7884
She's a dumb hick.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by DLR7884
What a shocker.

DLR7884
She's a dumb hick.

Aren't they both?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Aren't they both?

Yes, but K-Fed is a piece of shit wigger on top of that.

DLR7884
He'll be the next pole smoker to come out of the closet.

[bueno bob]

This officially settles it.

Kevin Federline is a fuckstick.

If he can't hang on to a meal ticket as blisteringly stupid as Britney is...well, that doesn't speak too much, hmm?

NOW how is he going to earn any money? Certainly won't be from his rap star horseshit.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
This officially settles it.

Kevin Federline is a fuckstick.

If he can't hang on to a meal ticket as blisteringly stupid as Britney is...well, that doesn't speak too much, hmm?

NOW how is he going to earn any money? Certainly won't be from his rap star horseshit.

He has no career...
The majority of his "concerts" got cancelled dut to a low thicket sales...

What a loser!
Coudn't eaven take advantage of the fact that he was married to a celeb. to make things happen for him (talentless or not)... like Courtney love did!

[bueno bob]

Courtney Love knew how to work shit, no doubt. Back in the mid 80's, she was pretty notorious around here for her groupie aspirations. Kurt came along and she rode that pony for all it was worth.

Maybe Federline can team up with Guns 'n' Roses - together their half-arena sales might make a FULL arena, and neither Axl nor K-Fed would ever have to cancel again!

I'm a marketing genius!

Besides, didn't Axl have a temper tantrum lately because he went to a club and "Wanted to hear hip hop" and they started playing "Sweet Child O Mine" or something?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
... didn't Axl have a temper tantrum lately...

That jerk seems to ALWAYS have a tantrum...
He definitely needs a whole pot of that "calm down" potion!

[Hardrock69]

Funny...Britney just sucked my dick a couple of times and after that she would not leave me alone!

She actually split up with him a few weeks ago, and since then she has been bugging the shit out of me.

I need to convince her to make a porn video.

:D

[binnie]

Ok.

Who's Britney's next husband/boyfriend gonna be.

Place your bets:

[binnie]

My money is on a hip hop producer, so that she can launch a comeback....

[DrMaddVibe]

P Diddy?

[m_dixon1984]

Stunning revelation. I never saw this split coming. Seriously. At least the world will benefit from the mixing of Federline and Spears genetic material. Sigh.

M

[Hardrock69]

19-Second clip of Britney sucking cock:

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=60928
http://show.imagehosting.us/show/1733141/0/nouser_1733/T0_-1_1733141.jpg

[DrMaddVibe]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23373669-details/Oops%2C+I+did+it+again%3A+but+this+time+via+text+m essage/article.do

Britney Spears told husband of two years Kevin Federline that she was divorcing him via a text message while he was recording a TV interview.

The 24-year-old singer decided it was all over on Monday after a very tempestuous marriage and sent a message to Kevin's BlackBerry telling him exactly that.

The wannabe rapper, 27, was filming a segment for MuchMusic in Canada at the time. He interrupted the interview and stormed off, returning 30 minutes later visibly upset.

While the mother of two, who looks amazing after giving birth just eight weeks ago, was filing divorce papers at the Los Angeles superior court citing "irreconcilable differences", Kevin was gushing about his "supportive-wife" and how much he loved his family. The whole incident has been caught on video.

The news of the split broke a day after Britney appeared on the David Letterman show in America showing off her new toned figure and bobbed haircut. She didn't mention the break-up but there have been numerous reports since June that the marriage was in trouble.

Just last week the pop princess had a furious Halloween bust-up with K-Fed, and she was overheard screaming: "You're useless - you're nobody," at him at the nightclub launch of his own rap album.

Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying. He then spent last weekend in New York plugging his debut album, before heading to Canada on Monday.

The couple, who married in September 2004 after dating for three months, had arranged to meet in New York but Kevin checked into a separate hotel, leaving Britney with their two sons, Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James.

She was later seen in tears as she exchanged angry words with her husband on her mobile phone. He is believed to have stood her up, preferring to hit the town with five friends instead.

This was the last straw for Britney, who has asked that the couples' assets -including "jewellery and other personal effects", and "earnings and accumulations from and after the date of separation" - are confirmed as "separate" property.

But she came out of hiding last night and embarked on a two-hour tour of New York's tourist attractions in a bid to show she is getting over the split.

When asked how she was coping with the divorce she replied: "I'm doing OK." She looked like she didn't have a care in the world as she went to the famous ice rink at the city's Rockefeller Center with her former manager Larry Rudolph.

Britney fired Mr Rudolph, who was responsible for making her a star, a few years ago but it looks as if he may have a hand in her new album Fears Within, which is due out next summer.

This will be Britney's second divorce. She wed childhood friend Jason Alexander in January 2004 in Las Vegas. The marriage was annulled two days later.

And he won't get half her fortune

Kevin federline can forget getting his hands on Britney's wealth. The singer is worth more than £65 million but most of that money is safe as the couple had a prenup agreement.

The £4 million Malibu mansion, currently home to Britney, and sometimes to Federline, will be divided 50/50.

Any gift worth more than $10,000 (£5,200) the couple have given each other will go back to the original purchaser.

This includes a custombuilt motorcycle Britney gave her husband for

Christmas two years ago. Even though he won't have access to her millions, Britney will still support him for a while. She has to pay Federline $30,000 (£15,700) a month for a year - half the time they were wed. This means that he will receive about £180,000.

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[blonddgirl777]

[i]... Britney appeared on the David Letterman show in America showing off her new toned figure and bobbed haircut...[/B]

How many Britney/divorce threads do we need? L.O.L.

Although... I missed that show...
KID., can you please post some pics. in the "palooza"?

Thanx!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Just last week the pop princess had a furious Halloween bust-up with K-Fed, and she was overheard screaming: "You're useless - you're nobody," at him at the nightclub launch of his own rap album.

Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying.

LMMFAO!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Coyote
LMMFAO!!!

Good!
He finally got what he diserves...

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Just last week the pop princess had a furious Halloween bust-up with K-Fed, and she was overheard screaming: "You're useless - you're nobody," at him at the nightclub launch of his own rap album.

Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off...my gut hurts :rofl:

[bastardog]

My 10 cents that her new homeboy will be KidRock

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bastardog
My 10 cents that her new homeboy will be KidRock

They sure are in the same range...
But isn't he already married to another white trash?
...Yeah, like it matters! :o

[bueno bob]

Alright, alright...I'll take her...

:rolleyes:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Alright, alright...I'll take her...

:rolleyes:

Yea, now that you heard that she came back to what she was before...
I guess you'll have some competition there?

[Hardrock69]

Actually she won't get only with Kid Rock, he is gonna embrace his own warped version of Moronism and have TWO wives, Pam Anderson AND Britney.

Britney will be Pam's sex toy!
:D

[The_KiD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
How many Britney/divorce threads do we need? L.O.L.

Although... I missed that show...
KID., can you please post some pics. in the "palooza"?

Thanx!

Done..

Cheers,

KiD

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=41595

[Seshmeister]

Dave Roth interviewing the utterly pointless waste of skin Federline.

http://podcast.david.freefm.com/dlr/967.mp3

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Alright, alright...I'll take her...

:rolleyes:

Ha Ha!

[DrMaddVibe]

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[binnie]

KFed's from the street y'all.....

[binnie]

KFed, they say bad luck comes in threes.

SO hopefully tommorrow you will win the aids lottery, and they lose the powers of self-delusion and realise that you actually are a worthless human being.

[bastardog]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
They sure are in the same range...
But isn't he already married to another white trash?
...Yeah, like it matters! :o

I call it an upgrade........from 40 something white trash to a 20 something.......with more money

[Revan]

So he's now suing her for sole custody? To go with his 19 other children, I guess. Good luck with that, Kevin.

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Revan
So he's now suing her for sole custody? To go with his 19 other children, I guess. Good luck with that, Kevin.
without even a job and trying to get the custody????........He is nuts

or maybe is trying to receive a pension from Fatney

[Ally_Kat]

How about the ultimate bitchslap? Not only did he not know about the divorce until TMZ reported it, but K-Fed gets all the money that pictures of Jayden are sold for. Brit's giving them away for free. Between that and the prenup, Kevin's going to need a job. :D

[Nitro Express]

What I don't get is why Brit didn't have one of the guys from Blondegirl 777 house of hot dudes as here kept man, sex slave.

She could have some hot Latino dude but she chose K Fag.

[Nitro Express]

Kevin is a wigger. The prenup still gives him a ton of tough and hey, he got to own some famouse ass for a bit. Could be worse.

[Nitro Express]

Someone's 15 minutes of fame is up.

[Nitro Express]

She was later seen in tears as she exchanged angry words with her husband on her mobile phone. He is believed to have stood her up, preferring to hit the town with five friends instead.

What an asshole. She was willing to exchange fluids and make babies with him. When the gravy train want's your ass, you come a calling pronto and ask,"Honey, how do you want your clit licked?"

What a dumbass!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Someone's 15 minutes of fame is up.

Yep, and Satan will be coming to collect!

[Hardrock69]

I agree he is a fucking moron.

What sucks is that the news media is going on and on and on about it.

All I want to hear is Britney moaning as she sucks my dick.

[DrMaddVibe]

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[DrMaddVibe]

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"The worst show they'd ever seen"!!!


LMAO! What were they expecting?

[DrMaddVibe]

K-Fed...Nope!

Fed Ex!!!!

pwn3d!!!!!

[binnie]

Kfed will probably end up with Lohan - they're made for each other...

[NATEDOG001976]

Britney sure know how to shine the sausage!

[DrMaddVibe]

YES!!!! THEY MADE A TAPE!!!!

w00t!!!



SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it."

And the News of the World can also reveal that Britney slapped divorce papers on FederlineÑwho had already been linked with hookersÑafter she caught him in a bedroom with another woman.

Explicit


Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.

She is worried she will become infamous like Paris Hilton Ñwhose home-made sex video, was put on the internet by her ex and became one of the world's most popular sites.

Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts.

The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games.It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.



The source close to Federline said: "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other.

"They did nothing all day but have sexÑand play the odd game of chess.

"They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.

"Britney didn't think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last.

"They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the camerasÑeven making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits.

"Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her.

"Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch.

"Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."

He added: "At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he'll make £26million from it."

The source explained that Federline is so enraged with his estranged wife he will do anything to hurt her.


Meanwhile a pal of Britney added: "She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back.

"They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he'd threaten to SELL them.

Playing

"Britney has contacted her lawyers to see how she can stop him but it is going to be a hard one. It is his tape, so in theory he owns the copyright."

We can reveal BritneyÑworth at least £50million after hits like Hit Me Baby One More TimeÑfiled for divorce after she stormed into his hotel room and found him with another woman.

The singer flew into New York a day after her wannabe rapper husband to join his tour.

But he stood her up at The Library restaurant, and she was seen in floods of tears before storming to the Regency Hotel where he was staying. A source said: "It is against the hotel's policy to give keys to people not staying in the hotel, but she was so upset that when she demanded it they handed it straight over.

"She raced up to his room and found another girl in there.

"They didn't need to be doing anything. Just the fact she was in there was enough to confirm months of suspicions, rumours and accusations about him playing away.

"Two members of staff were fired for handing over the keys, but the damage was done.

"Britney had seen all she had to and decided their marriage was over on the spot."

Last week she filed for divorce after dumping him by text.

Federline is only entitled to £2million and half the sale of their £7million home in Santa Barbara because of the watertight pre-nuptial agreement they signed before they wed.

Britney also gets to take back his £78,000 Ferrari, custom-made motorbike and any gifts worth more than £6,000.

Two days later Federline filed his own divorce petition. He is demanding £16million, custody of their children and for Britney to pay his legal fees and maintenance.

A pal said: "The bid for custody of the kids was a warning shot that Kevin means business.

"And, more importantly, that he is NOT going to go away quietly with his pre-nup pittance.

"He wants an awful lot more. and he'll most likely get it."

But the star put a brave face on her troubles this week as she celebrated her freedom. She was spotted beaming away in a big baggy jumper at an ice rink in New York.

Giggling as she took a twirl, the singer was filmed by a fan.

Coke, Vice Girls and Vegas

By Georgina Dickinson

SOBBING Britney broke down in her mum's arms last week as she finally admitted: My husband is a love rat into GAMBLING, HOOKERS and DRUGS.

Worried Lynne Spears begged her daughter to leave Federline. Now Britney has finally accepted that he:

ROMPED with Vegas hookers,
SNORTED cocaine and popped ecstasy in a limo, and
SQUANDERED millions on boozy 24-hour gambling sessions.
A close friend of Britney revealed: "For ages she was blinded by love for Kevin. Now she's seen the light."

Prostitute Danielle Coakley, 20, has told how she took drugs and partied with Federline while Britney was pregnant. She said: "Kevin was a real party animal. We went to two casinos then back to his hotel suite in Vegas. There were lots of drugsÑcocaine, weed and ecstasy. We shared an E in his limo on the way then passed out on his bed." And £500-a-night stripper Vanessa Hulihan, 30, revealed she spent weekends with him.

She said: "Kevin said we could be together if he wasn't married. Another time I went to his hotel suite and the tub was full of strippers."

Kevin was also seen blowing thousands at gambling tables while cuddling up to porn star Kendra Jade, 29.


Secrets of her £65m Pre-Nup

CANNY Britney has protected her millions with a watertight pre-nuptial agreement of astonishing detail, it has been revealed.

Federline may be using the sex video in the hope of upping his payout but LEGALLY he's entitled to as little as £160,000 cash.

Britney, then worth £65million, even staged a fake wedding in September 2004 because the pre-nup was not ready. The couple then went through a second legal ceremony almost three weeks later.

The pre-wedding deal, referred to as the Smith and Jones Cohabitation/Pre-nuptial Agreement, states the couple agree to each have a one-half share of their £5.2 million home in Malibu.

The agreement BANS Federline from getting his hands on any money Britney had before their marriage when a large part of her fortune was earned.

It also BANS him from getting any cash from deals pre-dating the marriage.

Even gifts he has received from her valued at more than £5,263 require a legal document signed by both of them stating who owns it if they split.

In the first draft of the pre-nup, Federline was due to receive £18,947 a year in the event of a split. This was later increased to £157,894 Ôspousal support' for every two years of marriage. As they wed just over two years ago, this could be all he gets.

Kevin Federline was worth £15,789 when he wed. He submitted a one-page document listing assets. He was earning £39,000 a year, while his bride's income was £10.2 milllion. The pre-nup lists Britney's bling as worth £170,000, including a diamond engagement ring she bought herself.

Merchandise, including her perfume Curious, earned her £8.5million, endorsements £11million and music, including touring, royalties and a record deal were worth £13.5 million.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

[Bob_R]

Unfortunately no sex tape. :(

http://www.bestsyndication.com/?q=110806_kevin_federline_wants_custody.htm

[svrwthr]

Originally posted by binnie
Ok.

Who's Britney's next husband/boyfriend gonna be.

Place your bets:


Brit will come out of the closet and marry Rosie Odonnel

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Unfortunately no sex tape. :(

http://www.bestsyndication.com/?q=110806_kevin_federline_wants_custody.htm

That article only says the 19-second clip that has already been released is a fake.

As for Britney's Lawyers saying there isn't one, would you expect her to say anything different?

We will see if one exists, won't we?
:D

[Hardrock69]

Found this little tidbit on a miscellaneous website:

"Execs at BetUs, an on-line gambling site, are furiously trying to get their hands on that Britney Spears sex video — if it exists — and are promising that if they acquire rights to it, they’ll show it on the Internet for free."

[DrMaddVibe]

Free!?!

Oh the wiggers won't like that!

[binnie]

The value of that tape must be going up day by day....