FORD has had enough of Borat

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    FORD has had enough of Borat

    Borat spanked by Yank

    November 13, 2006 12:00

    BORAT star Sacha Baron Cohen was beaten up by a passer-by after he tried to play a prank as his alter ego.

    He approached the man and said: “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

    But the bystander didn’t see the joke. He took one look at Cohen and punched him in the face.

    The funnyman — known for his Borat catchphrase “Jagshemash!” — yelled for help but was slugged again and again.

    He was rescued by actor pal Hugh Laurie who had been on his way to a New York bar with Cohen.

    Laurie rushed to help and pushed the man away as Cohen struggled to his feet. A pal of Cohen said: “Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person.

    “I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating.”

    The incident took place after Laurie and Cohen appeared on the US TV show Saturday Night Live. The Brit comics were on their way to a late dinner when Laurie suggested they visit a bar in Manhattan.

    Laurie, 47, told friends he feared Cohen was going to get badly beaten up. Luckily, 35-year-old Cohen did not receive any lasting scars.

    Studio chiefs have warned Cohen to avoid pretending to be the spoof Kazakhstan TV reporter on the streets. Since the film was launched he has only appeared in character while promoting the movie on American television shows.
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
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  • Little Texan
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4579

    #2
    What a tool!

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19144

      #3
      Ha Ha.

      Getting rescued by Hugh Laurie, thats funny.

      Next week in equally unlikely news, Hugh Grant opens a can of whoopass on LA street gangs.....
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • DrMaddVibe
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6659

        #4
        That should be his sequel!

        Going around the Nation's toughest parts of town doing his Borat character, insulting gangs.

        I'd probably go see that before I go see Borat!
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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21838

          #5
          LMFAO!!!

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22830

            #6
            House to the rescue!!!
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • cdwillis
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2005
              • 251

              #7
              House MD to the rescue.
              "I've always been academic. I've trained in martial arts since my 12th birthday. I like contact sports, history books and the fine art of ridicule and sarcasm. I can gang-sign the alphabet and I own a Mercury low-rider. I am a black man trapped in a Jewish body."

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