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Hardrock69
11-13-2006, 08:21 PM
If you point one of these in your eye, you will NEVER SEE shit again!!!!


Want your phasers on kill? Want to have a James Bond laser in your back yard so you can tie your annoying neighbor up on a table and say "No, Mr. Bond I expect you to DIE!!!"? Or how about creating an exact replica of a 1970s-era Blue Oyster Cult laser light show?

http://www.wickedlasers.com/gallery/415.jpg

Here is the blurb off the front page of this site:

Let's get something straight, you’ve come to the wrong place if you are looking for a laser pointer. We do not sell laser pointers. Wicked Lasers can burn, slash, melt plastic and when your lighter runs dry, it’ll even light up your smoke. This is a joke right? Well you can see here:

http://www.wickedlasers.com/videos.php

Have you seen videos like that anywhere else? Didn’t think so. Can your laser pointer do that? Didn’t think so.

This is the real deal. you want to wield true power, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you are here, I'm sure you have seen those presentation or keychain laser pointers before. Maybe you even have a few lying around in your basement or connected to your keychain. Do you think you will light cigarettes or power a LaserSaber with that? We sure don't. Not even close. What makes a red laser pointer "ultimate" or "extreme"? That it can point a dot 100 meters away? Big deal. Ours blasts a laser beam for over 100 miles. And its the exact same size. It's so wicked, it will make you sick.

So what the hell are these lasers? These are the same lasers you see being used by the US army to wreak havoc on the enemy's senses to disorientate them, and you think to yourself "What an overkill" And you know what? You're right. But who cares? If you find these lasers offensive, dangerous, or whatever… feel free to leave this website at anytime. We're not here to waste your time. We're here to show you what real power is. It's no secret that we're selling lasers here. And once you see what we're offering, you will be blown away.


Here is their image gallery where I got the above photo:

http://www.wickedlasers.com/gallery_user.php

Hardrock69
11-13-2006, 08:31 PM
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/046fcfc5a8.jpg

DrMaddVibe
11-15-2006, 07:42 AM
I'm putting these on my truck!