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  • Alex Mogilny
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 495

    Home Depot scam.

    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21838

    #2
    LMFAO!!!

    Hey, you don't live to far from me...tell me which Home Depot I can go to to get scammed like that and I am there!!!

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    • eddie007
      Roadie
      • Sep 2005
      • 131

      #3
      F*CKING HILLARIOUS !!!!!!


      .....I just spit my coffee across my desk reading this.

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      • BITEYOASS
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6529

        #4
        Make sure it's an empty wallet! LOL

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        • blonddgirl777
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2005
          • 5805

          #5
          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
          Make sure it's an empty wallet! LOL
          L.O.L.
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          • bastardog
            Commando
            • Feb 2004
            • 1101

            #6
            Now I remember that I have to buy some stuff for my house....
            I have to hurry before someone that read this goes first
            Bastardog

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32797

              #7
              I used to shop at Lowes but you sold me on the Home Depot!
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Polk High
                Sniper
                • Jan 2004
                • 875

                #8
                What's in your wallet? This would make a good capital one commercial
                We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32797

                  #9
                  Those girls stole my Capital One card and my condoms!
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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