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WARF
12-20-2006, 11:06 AM
Christmas Spirit, or Animal Cruelty?
Discuss.
WARF
12-20-2006, 11:11 AM
Should I spike it with vodka too?

screw it... I'll get my daughter a new hamster for christmas!!
u hu uh uh u hu h uh u
Dan
12-20-2006, 11:53 AM
BBQ Hamster is nice to eat,taste like Chicken.:)
ihavediariah
12-20-2006, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Dan
BBQ Hamster is nice to eat,taste like Chicken.:)

boy u weird!
WARF
12-20-2006, 12:18 PM
boy, u gay.

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Wawazat
12-20-2006, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Christmas Spirit, or Animal Cruelty?


2 out of 2 ain' t bad

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DrMaddVibe
12-20-2006, 12:33 PM
I actually like my Egg Nog with some brandy...a little Nutmeg on top...VIOLA!
WARF
12-20-2006, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
a little Nutmeg on top...

Shhhhh... your turning on Joe Thunder! :D
DrMaddVibe
12-20-2006, 12:53 PM
I said Nutmeg...not boy ass!
WARF
12-20-2006, 12:54 PM
Sorry, I heard the word NUT.

u hu hu hu hu hu
WARF
12-20-2006, 01:04 PM
This just in...
You got...

http://www.whitescarver.com/erinjeff/Owned/owned-baby.jpg
Anonymous
12-20-2006, 02:16 PM
If he dies, it's natural causes. Over the years, I've come to understand that ALL hamster deaths are natural causes - as there seems to be none that has died of what for US are natural causes.

Microwave oven, thirst, fans, jumping out of 4th floor windows, flames, cats, babies, electricity, egg nog... hamsters have the most fun and varied deaths.

Cheers! :bottle:
Anonymous
12-20-2006, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by WARF
This just in...
You got...

http://www.whitescarver.com/erinjeff/Owned/owned-baby.jpg

I'm speechless...

Well, at least he doesn't bark or swings from trees.

Cheers! :bottle:
blonddgirl777
12-20-2006, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
...Microwave oven, thirst, fans, jumping out of 4th floor windows, flames, cats, babies, electricity, egg nog... hamsters have the most fun and varied deaths.

:(
ALinChainz
12-20-2006, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by ihavediariah
boy u weird!

BOY, U THUNDER!

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MERRYKISSMASS2U
12-20-2006, 04:37 PM
<img src="http://www.pelikon.com/assets/mediumMicrowave.jpg"></img>

PLUS


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Dwarf_hamster.eruanne.png"></img>


EQUALS


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Nitro Express
12-20-2006, 05:01 PM
If you made it with Cabo Wabo tequila he will die for sure!
binnie
12-20-2006, 05:54 PM
If the hamster goes in his wheel for a while then it could get really messy!
Dan
12-20-2006, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by ihavediariah
boy I'm fucking Gay.

So you know it now.
Douglas T.
12-20-2006, 11:04 PM
I used to fasten parachutes to my hampsters and throw them into the air! every now and then the shute would fail. My hampster ended up walking in circles for the duration of his life! You know what is really fun tho'! set the hampster on a turntable and start it at about 33 RPM's Then take the hampster off and watch him stumble around all dizzy as hell!:D
Douglas T.
12-20-2006, 11:05 PM
ya have to put him in the middle of the turntable so it can hold onto the pole in the center!
blonddgirl777
12-21-2006, 07:06 AM
You guys are MEAN!!! :( :mad:
binnie
12-21-2006, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
You guys are MEAN!!! :( :mad:

I bet a little part of you thought it was funny though....
Douglas T.
12-21-2006, 07:35 AM
I never did anything without the go ahead nod from Whimmleypoo himself!
Anonymous
12-21-2006, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
You guys are MEAN!!! :( :mad:

I second Binnie. Tell me, with all honesty, that you didn't at least smiled reading DT's post.

Hamster holding on to the pole in the center of the turntable spinning 'round and 'round... classic!

Cheers! :bottle:
Douglas T.
12-21-2006, 08:59 PM
I'm still getting a kick out of imagining the hampsters "ALL systems go!" nod! now that I think about it he might have been nodding to be put back in the cage!
blonddgirl777
12-21-2006, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I second Binnie. Tell me, with all honesty, that you didn't at least smiled reading DT's post.

Hamster holding on to the pole in the center of the turntable spinning 'round and 'round... classic!

Cheers! :bottle:

The hamster spinning round and round can be cute but I would have to make sure that it doesn't get hurt (or too dizzy), otherwise I really find it sad!

But that's just me... I am pretty sensitive, when it comes to stuff like that.

Boys will be boys...
Every single guy I know went through that; using a cat as a football, stepping on frogs, getting them to smoke a cigarette, booze for dogs etc...

I was always the little girl who screamed "noooo... don't do that" and ran away...

I should have been a Buddust!
blonddgirl777
12-21-2006, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Douglas T.
I never did anything without the go ahead nod from Whimmleypoo himself!

Maybe he got a good buzz out of it... who knows?
L.O.L.
Ally_Kat
12-21-2006, 10:01 PM
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I'd be too paranoid that the hamster would go flying off and end up hurt.
blonddgirl777
12-21-2006, 10:01 PM
I admitt, I torture my cat, every once in a while...

I grab her, force to stay on me and kiss her face until she meows, begging for me to let go... but I don't until I have cuddled enough...

Then, she runs away and hides from me! :o
blonddgirl777
12-21-2006, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
[B... I'd be too paranoid that the hamster would go flying off and end up hurt. [/B]

:eek:
Anonymous
12-21-2006, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
The hamster spinning round and round can be cute but I would have to make sure that it doesn't get hurt (or too dizzy), otherwise I really find it sad!

But that's just me... I am pretty sensitive, when it comes to stuff like that.

Boys will be boys...
Every single guy I know went through that; using a cat as a football, stepping on frogs, getting them to smoke a cigarette, booze for dogs etc...

I was always the little girl who screamed "noooo... don't do that" and ran away...

I should have been a Buddust!

You have no idea how I understand you... although I laugh my arse off at these ideas, I could never understand cruelty towards animals. Hell, I'm far from violent - I never got into a fight my whole life - but I once threatened to punch a guy in the mouth for kicking a dog. Luckily, as I'm not a small guy and have a grate poker face, the other dude decided not to take any chances and walked away...

Sadistic thoughts do no harm... unlike sadistic actions.

That said, hamsters DO have the most stupid deaths - mostly when their owners aren't watching them. So it's hard not to consider a hamster death, no matter how bizarre and over-the-top, as "natural dying causes".

Cheers! :bottle:
Ally_Kat
12-21-2006, 10:06 PM
The funniest thing hamsters do is run really fast in their wheels and then stop and go around and around. It's hilarious watching them in the pet store.
blonddgirl777
12-21-2006, 10:14 PM
I knew a family (out in the country) that always had a couple house cats...

Whenever a cat would give birth to a bunch of kittens, the father would put them in a bag and either knock them (repeatedly) to death on the house or drown them in the lake...

I hated that man so much, I was wishing he would die!

It never occured to that idiot that he could have just neutered those female cats or simply just own the males, if he didn't want any kitten!

Now that I remember him... I think he was really getting off on that cruelty...
Nitro Express
12-22-2006, 01:26 AM
That's some twisted, sick shit man. I hate cats and hunt things with arrows and bullets but holy hell, that is in the land of psycoville for sure.
Douglas T.
12-22-2006, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
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I'd be too paranoid that the hamster would go flying off and end up hurt.

Ohh the memories!!!! :drive:
WARF
12-22-2006, 11:19 AM
I had a pet hamster who got decapitated from tryin' to enter a wheel in full speed... and I believe the mother started eating her babies.

It was like THE TEXAS HAMSTERSAW MASSACRE!!!
Douglas T.
12-22-2006, 06:52 PM
I had a hampster escape one time. I don't know why he wanted to run away! i thought I was providing a very adventurous life for the lil fella! Well months later while helping my dad clean the garage he was found nesting under a cabinet. Only now he was very angry ... standing on his hind legs hissing at us! Poor thang done turned rabid on me! We left him alone ... probably ended up a snakes dinner!