The WORST fight scene ever

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  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    The WORST fight scene ever

    WORST FIGHT SCENE EVER !

    GET READY TO LAFF......
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #2
    LOL. That girls last name is Rothrock.

    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • MAPRamone
      Head Fluffer
      • Jun 2006
      • 460

      #3
      ROFLMAO! Am i the only one who wanted the good guy and the chick to lose? At least i assume the guy who licked the knife was supposed to be the bad guy.
      dm/dt=kA (Cs-C)

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      • Jimmy Jingles
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 1611

        #4
        That slo mo scene of the guy getting punched...fucking classic!
        Last edited by Jimmy Jingles; 12-28-2006, 04:56 PM.
        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22942

          #5
          A Joe Thunder Production...

          LMAO

          Cynthia Rothrock movies are complete fucking garbage...makes Van Damme and Seagall look brilliant by comparison...
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • col5150
            Head Fluffer
            • Feb 2004
            • 388

            #6
            chuck norris would have ended the pair of them in seconds

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22942

              #7
              Originally posted by col5150
              chuck norris would have ended the pair of them in seconds
              You know...I'd like to see all of the Hollywood martial artists (A, B and C listers) get into a tournament for eternal bragging rights...

              I'd pay to see it...
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • BottomLine65
                Roadie
                • Feb 2006
                • 100

                #8
                That was brutal.....

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bueno bob
                  You know...I'd like to see all of the Hollywood martial artists (A, B and C listers) get into a tournament for eternal bragging rights...

                  I'd pay to see it...
                  That's a reality TV show right there.

                  Chuck Norris was karate world champ 7 times though, so I'd put my money on him...
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • Ozzy Fudd
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1667

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bueno bob
                    You know...I'd like to see all of the Hollywood martial artists (A, B and C listers) get into a tournament for eternal bragging rights...

                    I'd pay to see it...
                    Me Too great thought bob.
                    Roth Army MP
                    Originally posted by Panamark
                    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                    Originally posted by JAY HALE
                    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                    • Isaac R.
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 481

                      #11
                      Worst fight scene ever?!?
                      Try the Greatest Fight scene ever!!
                      That had to have been the most shockingly realistic depiction of violence I`ve seen since "Schindler's List"!
                      I`m writing the American Film Institute right now to demand that this masterpiece be preserved for the benefit and edification of future generations.

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22942

                        #12
                        Originally posted by binnie
                        That's a reality TV show right there.

                        Chuck Norris was karate world champ 7 times though, so I'd put my money on him...
                        That would be the smart money...odds would probably favor younger competitors...Jet Li, etc...

                        One shouldn't be too quick to write off Jackie Chan, either...
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22942

                          #13
                          Seagall would probably do fairly well for himself, as well, although whether or not he'd take the whole thing is entirely anybody's guess...Van Damme we can write off in the first round, probably regardless of WHO his opponent would happen to be...
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bueno bob
                            Van Damme we can write off in the first round, probably regardless of WHO his opponent would happen to be...
                            That's because he would be to concerned about how he looked during the fight.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22942

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              That's because he would be to concerned about how he looked during the fight.
                              Pretty much my same train of thought...
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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