Will they need to modify the backstage buffet for Wolfie?

[VHrocks]

Will Van Halen need to modify the backstage buffet for Wolfie? I'm sure he could easily wolf down a six-foot sub sandwich before going on stage. Maybe concert-goers can be given donuts to throw at Wolfie so he can catch them in his mouth and eat them?

http://www.hotmail-central.com/stuff/wolfie-donut.jpg

:D

[DrMaddVibe]

Backstage buffet?

I'm thinking they'll need to reinforce the ENTIRE stage!!!

ITS GODZILLA ASS!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Backstage buffet?

I'm thinking they'll need to reinforce the ENTIRE stage!!!

ITS GODZILLA ASS!

But you just can't wait to see it, can you?

Poser, you'll bag on Wolfie with fat jokes, but you'll pay him more than you would Dave, you cunt.

[DrMaddVibe]

I'm betting that Wolfie can hit the note because of puberty. That automatically puts him in the same singing range as bassplayer right now ball licker!


nicker00. tell us all about your Aiken stories...you closet queer!

Better yet go from post to post chasing me with your stupid bullshit!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
I'm betting that Wolfie can hit the note because of puberty.

Well, he's about your maturity level. But he has an excuse.


That automatically puts him in the same singing range as bassplayer right now ball licker!

Really? He can sing simply because he's going through puberty?

God you're retarded...


nicker00. tell us all about your Aiken stories...you closet queer!

You really want Aiken stories? I, um, don't know him dude.

Please, try to keep it in the closet, or on the "downlow." (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)


Better yet go from post to post chasing me with your stupid bullshit!

"Chasing you?" Oh, c'mon now. You're the one that starts shit with me you fucking nutdriver. I'm just trying to keep you cuntsistant...

[VHrocks]

I hear they will be selling Krispy Kreme donuts and donut slings at the t-shirt counters on the 2007 VH tour.

http://www.foodsafeschools.org/FSAG_CD/Resources/FNS/Photo_Artwork/Artwork/Color/BAC_Characters/BAC_eggshot.jpg

:D

[vh rides again]

yeah it will need to be modified, it will prolly be the first time in vanhalens history that a girl under 16 will be allowed back there.
and i hope the young man digs right in.

[Fat Wolfie]

I want hamburgers at least as big as this ******'s

http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/hugeburger.jpg

[FORD]

Is that guy in Thunder's "posse"?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
I, Italian douche bag John Holmes, want a cock at least as big as this ******'s

http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/hugeburger.jpg

Retard.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FORD
Is that guy in Thunder's "posse"?

It's "John Holmes."

[FORD]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
It's "John Holmes."

I was talking about the guy in the picture eating the Earthquake burger.

[Nickdfresh]

It's Rerun?

[VHrocks]

Originally posted by FORD
I was talking about the guy in the picture eating the Earthquake burger.

Hey, hey, hey. It's Fat Albert.

:D

[Hardrock69]

They will need to provide shovels and a front-end loader for each show.

The front-end loader to dump several thousand pounds of organic material formerly known as 'food' into Wolfy's waiting gullet....and the shovels to clean up after him after he craps all over the floor.

[binnie]

They'll need to take more tissues cos of all the spanking the plank Wolfie will be doing....

[PutOutTheLights]

You're all just jealous cuz you can't eat 30 McDonalds meals without vomiting.