Gerald Ford was Well Hung

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  • pflo
    Banned
    • Nov 2006
    • 420

    Gerald Ford was Well Hung

    I saw this on the news! Also, Jackie Brown died.I cant believe it.
  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    #2
    If we're grading on a curve, with the current exchange rate, this was almost funny.

    However it's already been done in the other 12 Saddam threads.


    But our neighbors to the North are always in our shadow, following our trends.

    Go invade your own sovereign nation fellas. Feel free to boast mission accomplished within weeks, and then change your justifications for the occupation on a whim.

    Blame everyone else, state you're winning in the face of all evidence to the contrary, and then make sure to call all critics unpatriotic.


    Oh, and send in Celine Dion in the first wave.


    Thanks

    [Molson in your Honor]
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • WACF
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2920

      #3
      Celine is our WMD....the UN forbids us to use it.

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58760

        #4
        How about Platinum Blonde then?

        Surely Loverboy wasn't forbidden by the Geneva Convention. I survived their first two albums.
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • WACF
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2920

          #5
          I think Platinum Blonde can be used...I hate to admit it but I actually caught them live...and it was not bad....keep in mind that was 20 years ago.

          I am guilty of being into Loverboy too back then...Paul Dean played a mean guitar when he wanted to.


          I was actually trying to divert your attention on Celine...the attack has already begun...Vegas will soon be ours!

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          • ppg960
            Sniper
            • Dec 2005
            • 991

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD
            How about Platinum Blonde then?

            Surely Loverboy wasn't forbidden by the Geneva Convention. I survived their first two albums.
            You are in luck. They are cutting a new album as we speak!

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21838

              #7
              Geneva Convention?

              Cool!

              They are hot!

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32797

                #8
                The Red Green Show will deffinately make you ill. Loverboy. Bwahahaha! That dude was like John McInroe with his headband. LOL!
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine

                  Oh, and send in Celine Dion in the first wave.

                  Thanks

                  [Molson in your Honor]
                  She does not need money but, I will drain my accounts to pay for whatever Celine needs to get to the front lines wearing day glow colors.

                  Where do I send the money order?
                  ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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