Who's The Most Useless, Annoying Canadian, eh?

[LoungeMachine]

They brought us Celine Dion........

They're born with severe Irony deficiency.....

The only things that keep us from invading is the terrible food and beer.....

Their money is funny looking......

They say oot and aboot instead of out and about.....

They think hockey is a sport........like curling.


What's the difference between yogurt and Canada?





Yogurt has active living cultures...........





The Department of Homeland Security has alerted us to the fact we have TOO MANY CANADIANS in here, and we're over our quota.

One must be banned to The Loverboy Army.


Who goes, and why?


:gulp: <<<---- Not Molson

[Dr. Love]

If you gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and a thousand years to write, eventually one would come up with the collective works of Shakespeare.

The rest would come up with the Canadian posts in The Front Line.

[FORD]

"Dylan Lee Roth" and about half a dozen other sheep aliases are the worst. But at least they usually avoid The Front Line.

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[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
They brought us Celine Dion........

Ha , no we GAVE her to you. We're keeping Shania .;)

They're born with severe Irony deficiency.....

Rrright!

The only things that keep us from invading is the terrible food and beer.....

Hahaha , Denny's & Schltitz Malt Liquor.....now that's quality stuff right there...:rolleyes:

Their money is funny looking......

What's wrong with purple bills & Eskimo's ice fishing? :D

They say oot and aboot instead of out and about.....

Ahh, sounds like Winger' toured the east coast...;)

They think hockey is a sport........like curling.

Ouch , looow blow. Put the word "ball" on the end of hockey and the Yanks would claim the sport as their own....
Curling is basically Inuit shuffleboard for people can't skate and enjoy sweeping floors..:D

What's the difference between yogurt and Canada?





Yogurt has active living cultures...........


Nice one! (The Unknown Comic would be proud of that one):D



The Department of Homeland Security has alerted us to the fact we have TOO MANY CANADIANS in here, and we're over our quota.

One must be banned to The Loverboy Army.

Noooooooo , NOT THE LOVERBOY ARMY !!!!!!


Who goes, and why?


:gulp: <<<---- Not Molson


Who goes ? Who cares!
I sleep better at night knowing the fact that Joey Thudner is not on the loose on Canadian soil !:D :cool:

That is all............

[FORD]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
I sleep better at night knowing the fact that Joey Thudner is not on the loose on Canadian soil

Buttfuck PA ain't that far from Ontario. How do you know how much time he spends north of the border? ;)

[ppg960]

This is very un-Democratic of you.
Especially the crack about Hockey!!!
:moon:

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by FORD
How do you know how much time he spends north of the border? ;)

I don't . I'm assuming the Gov't takes care of those details......;)
Wait a minute....ah, never mind...:D

Diddler go home... (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1724861/posts)

[Dan]

Has this Man gone to far?

Same Lounge channel,Same Lounge forums.:D

[blonddgirl777]

Jeez... I really wonder why I'm getting deported? :cry2:
L.M.M.F.A.O...

For now... I am deporting myself in the "HOUSE OF HOT DUDES"! :o

[blonddgirl777]

And who could be those "129 voters"?

... The same kind of voting system that got to "elect" Bush! ;)

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And who could be those "129 voters"?

... The same kind of voting system that got to "elect" Bush! ;)

I was thinking the same thing!

[Sugar-Dave]

If Canadians are really less intelligent than the Middle Americans then i fear for their countries future

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Sugar-Dave
If Canadians are really less intelligent than the Middle Americans then i fear for their countries future

Fear no more... we don't!
Our country will be just fine...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
I was thinking the same thing!

L.O.L., there hasn't eaven been that many different visitors in this forum, alltogether (during that short period)...

"Fixing" elections must me somehow, genetic!

[Dr. Love]

Kind of like surrendering!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Kind of like surrendering!

More like; "Not Fearing"...

[Dr. Love]

Is that what it's rike, brondie?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Is that what it's rike, brondie?

Pletty much!

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


"Fixing" elections must me somehow, genetic!

That's true.

News just in: the person with the most votes must post naked pictures of themselves in this thread!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by binnie
That's true.

News just in: the person with the most votes must post naked pictures of themselves in this thread!


I nominate the binster as WarBOT's replacement in the FL

Our new Mod:D

[ppg960]

Originally posted by binnie
That's true.

News just in: the person with the most votes must post naked pictures of themselves in this thread!

Now that's a Hell of an idea.
She does have nice eyes you know.:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
That's true.

News just in: the person with the most votes must post naked pictures of themselves in this thread!

Wow, Binnie!

You just made the votes go wayyyy up!

For that, I will P.M. you ALL my naked pics... ;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by ppg960
... She does have nice eyes you know.:D

Ha!
You haven't seen the rest... :D

[ppg960]

So what are we waiting for??
I think you are a good Canadian. I also like your posts and the way you can let it fly when needed.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ha!
You haven't seen the rest... :D

Check it out... the attention whore returns.

[Guitar Shark]

Also, LMAO @ 471 votes to kick blonddgirljumbojet off the island.

[Diamondjimi]

I made the list !

[4moreyears]

Ford. I know he lives in the US but he acts like a Canadian and lives close enough.

[WACF]

LOL

Molson kicks ass BTW...much better than that ditch water you sell down south.

Let's face it...the only reason you have not invaded is the beer and Crown Royal(the real stuff...not the blended stuff we export for weaker stomach linings) would stop your army cold.

Besides...you could not afford us.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by WACF
LOL

Molson kicks ass BTW...much better than that ditch water you sell down south.


BAM !:D

[Dr. Love]

Rook at me! Rook at me! Me want attenshuran!! ME WANT ATTENSHURAN!!

[Dr. Love]

The funny part is I'm pretty convinced she doesn't get the whole engrish thing.

[WACF]

Okay...what would you rike?

[ppg960]

Originally posted by WACF
LOL

Molson kicks ass BTW...much better than that ditch water you sell down south.

Let's face it...the only reason you have not invaded is the beer and Crown Royal(the real stuff...not the blended stuff we export for weaker stomach linings) would stop your army cold.

Besides...you could not afford us.

Why does their Beer taste like water anyway??
:D

[LoungeMachine]

Budweiser is not Beer.

We happen to have some of the world's finest craft breweries.

Just look at the Northwest for God's sake.

Red Hook

Alaskan

Deschutes

Widmer



Have you ever been south of Chicago in your life?

:rolleyes:

:gulp:

[WACF]

The best beer I have had south of the Canuck border is Pacifico...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WACF
The best beer I have had south of the Canuck border is Pacifico...


gaak :monekyr:

[WACF]

Actually they tasted pretty damn sweet...it beat the hell out of the Corona on tap.

Sol is pretty good too.


And I agree...Bud sucks.



I'll have to see if those beers you mentioned are in the LB...we get quite a few US imports.

[Nitro Express]

The only good thing about NAFTA is it made Pacifico cheap. I got a 12 pack of it in my fridge.

[RuzDNailz]

We have kickass maple syrup! Then again, Aunt Jemima always does the trick.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
We have kickass maple syrup!...

And Maple Syrup Whisky...

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/blonddgirl777/Jack_Russel.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
... Then again, Aunt Jemima always does the trick.

:uck:... Ain't nothin' but the real thing baby!

[blonddgirl777]

Damn!
Where did all my votes go?

"They" stole my votes!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Damn!
Where did all my votes go?

"They" stole my votes!!!


I bet she logs on each morning just to check her vote count :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
:uck:... Ain't nothin' but the real thing baby!


Which is why we live here, and not in Canada.

You guys are like the the cheap, Taiwanese knock-off version of America.


:D

[blonddgirl777]

Still...


Originally posted by WACF
...you could not afford us.

[ppg960]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Which is why we live here, and not in Canada.

You guys are like the the cheap, Taiwanese knock-off version of America.


:D

We make beer with 6-7% alcohol. It's has taste baby.
We also make the best Rye Whiskey in the world as well.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by ppg960
We make beer with 6-7% alcohol. It's has taste baby...

6-7%... and MORE...
No cheap, piss brew for us!

[ppg960]

Sleeman's Honey Brown is the only one I really like.
Once you have that you'll never go back.
Fort Garry Ale dark is a good one as well.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Which is why we live here, and not in Canada.

You guys are like the the cheap, Taiwanese knock-off version of America.


:D

We're good neighbours , if you think about it.
You guys could have China to the north and Kim Jong Whatshisface and his crew to the south...:D

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
We have kickass maple syrup! Then again, Aunt Jemima always does the trick.

You should, you have a damn maple leaf on your flag!

When I lived in upstate New York they went crazy on that shit. One of my proffessors even had his own trees and sugar house. He poured it on our apple pie and ice cream. He was Canadian so that figures. LOL!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And Maple Syrup Whisky...

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/blonddgirl777/Jack_Russel.jpg

Instead of Jack Daniels you guys have Jack Russell. I'm the type of guy that would actually pour that on my pancakes.

[Nitro Express]

Every country has it's good and bad libations. I love our Bourbon and Tennessee Whiskey! I'm like a little kid in a chocolate factory when I take distillery tours.

They actually make some kick ass potato vodka over the border in Idaho.

We make great wine in the US.

The big money making beers here suck but the sell for some reason. We have good beer but you have to buy the smaller brandnames or local brew.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
6-7%... and MORE...
No cheap, piss brew for us!

Too bad you guys have no idea what you're talking about, er....aboot.

Many of the finest AMERICAN microbrews are above 8%, and taste better than anything found Canuckland.

Don't be confused by associating Budweiser with Americans.

Those drinkers aren't Americans, they're Republicans.

They watch NASCAR, drink Bud, Vote for Morons named Bush, and secretly smoke meth with their by-the-hour male escorts.


Like BigBadBrie and WarBOT ;)



Real Americans don't drink beer bottled by the thousands per day.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
We're good neighbours ,

Yeah, you serve your purpose, I suppose. ;)

[Nitro Express]

Samual Adams Utopias averages 26.6% alcohol. Who says we brew water here in the states?

[NightProwler]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
They brought us Celine Dion........

They're born with severe Irony deficiency.....

The only things that keep us from invading is the terrible food and beer.....

Their money is funny looking......

They say oot and aboot instead of out and about.....

They think hockey is a sport........like curling.


What's the difference between yogurt and Canada?

you listen to celine of your own free will, stop whining.

iron deficient they can take a suppliment for, you grey matter deficient types are SOL.

Who have you EVER "invaded", you sissy-boy?

Their money is not nearly as funny loooking as you and your posts.

"they say"? they also say you're a douche.

Hockey is a sport...you making a fool out of yourself online isn't. But you know that.





Yogurt has active living cultures...........





The Department of Homeland Security has alerted us to the fact we have TOO MANY CANADIANS in here, and we're over our quota.

One must be banned to The Loverboy Army.


Who goes, and why?


:gulp: <<<---- Not Molson

[NightProwler]

LMAO

[Nitro Express]

Don't be confused by associating Budweiser with Americans.

Those drinkers aren't Americans, they're Republicans.

They watch NASCAR, drink Bud, Vote for Morons named Bush, and secretly smoke meth with their by-the-hour male escorts.

No shit. The worst nieghbors are the ones who buy a 24 pack of Bud Light on a daily basis.

[Full Bug]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
LMAO


Good to see you back, Prowler.

Still on the Border?

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Who says we brew water here in the states?


Thick Canadians.

:gulp:

[Full Bug]

In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The American thought - "That fucking Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again".

[vanhalendlrband]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
They brought us Celine Dion........

They're born with severe Irony deficiency.....

The only things that keep us from invading is the terrible food and beer.....

Their money is funny looking......

They say oot and aboot instead of out and about.....

They think hockey is a sport........like curling.


What's the difference between yogurt and Canada?





Yogurt has active living cultures...........





The Department of Homeland Security has alerted us to the fact we have TOO MANY CANADIANS in here, and we're over our quota.

One must be banned to The Loverboy Army.


Who goes, and why?


:gulp: <<<---- Not Molson

We also brought you Basketball, Football, and Hockey.

Jim carrey,
Dan Akroyd,
William Shatner,
Pamala Anderson,
Shania Twain,
Nelly Furtado,
Avril Lavigne,
Neil Young,
Steve Nash (NBA MVP),
Bachman Turner Overdrive,
Guess Who?,
The Crash Test Dummies,
Leonard Cohen,
Bryan Adams,
April Wine (i like to rock!!!!),
Joni Mitchell,
Sarah Machlachlan,
The Jeff Healey band (blind guitarist),
Corey Hart (sunglasses at night),
John Candy,
Tommy Chong
Martin Short
Rick Moranis
Micheal J Fox
Brendan Fraser
Phil Hartman
Lorne Greene
Eugene Levy (the dad of "american pie")
Norm macDonald
Mike Myers (austin Powers, SNL)
Leslie Nielsen
Matthew Perry (Chandler off of Friends)
Christopher Plummer
Jason Priestley
Keanu Reeves (Matrix)
Donald AND Keifer Sutherland
ALan Thicke
Jack Kent Cook (owner of the Washington Redskins)
Jack Warner (co-founder of Warner Bros)
Louis B Mayer (co-founder of MGM)
Bronfman Familey (owns universal Studios; all of it)
Lorne Micheals (SNL)
James Cameron (Terminator, Aliens, Titanic)
Peter Jennings (ABC News)
Dave Foley
Tom Green
William Barker (world war I pilot took an 60 enemy planes at once)
Billy Bishop (shot down 72 airplanes in WWI)
Roy Brown (shot down the Red Baron)
Lester B Pearson (nobel prize winner)

Things Canadians invented NOT Americans

AM Radio
Television
Telephone
The IMAX Theater
Zipper
The Synthesizer
Electron Microscope
Canadarm
Basketball
Hockey
Football (which Harvard later changed to American Football from Canadian rules)

And look at the thanks we get from fuckers like you in the States who think they made everything and did everything themselves, i should come down there and fuck you all up i'm so sick of what people say about Canada and they don't even research the facts.

How about the fact some of your biggest movies and albums (like David Lee Roth's A LIttle Ain't Enough, and the part in his book called Vancouver BC, which is one of the most beautiful cities in the world) X-men III, I Robot, and way way more. Most filmed in Vancouver.




American soldiers kill us in Afghanistan cuz they're so dumb; also we had the most troops in the "war on terror" while the US was dicking around in the useless war in in Iraq, but do you guys ever thank Canada? No, you guys just shit on us all the time.

How do u figure hockey is not a sport? THere are so many americans that would disagree with you. Hockey is more of a sport than Football is, and hell we invented football too at McGill university in the 1870's, and then Harvard took our rules and made the "american" rules. Lol, like the typical american you are you don't even research your facts. Mostly due to the lack of an education system in the United States. There's fighting in hockey sure, but it doesn't look anywhere near as homosexual as the fights in Baseball; not thats a JOKE! Hockey takes tremendous skill to play, and by shunning hockey your shunning the many many americans that put their heart into the game, as well as the 24 NHL franchises in the US.

How about the fact that Americans are not smart enough to fill their own jobs; henceforth, why people come from all over the world to fill your best positions (not just Canada, as our population is only 30 million people; barely the same size as California; so, logically how could there be that many Canadians in the United States?) because your education system blows big time.

Our beer is ten million times better than anything that comes out of the states and most americans know this too.

I'm guessing you listen to Sammy Hagar too, cuz he's American not Canadian, you listen to Sammy Hagar of your own free will too.

Fuck celine dion, i never listen to that cunt.

I never say aboot, i say about, thats called a stereotype fool? That or your thinking of Newfoundland or something, they got the funny accents over there.

How about the fact that Canadians were huge instruments of World War I and II and entered the wars well before the Americans, because the Americans know nothing about the word "team", and everything thinks just because they showed up is why we won; while it is true, wouldn't we saved many more lives if the lazy americans got off there ass in the first place??? Hence, the wasted lives of the first few years of each war due to American ignorance. Yet they go on like they're the saviors of the world or somethign.

How about the fact Canada burnt down the American capital when you guys tried to invade us before? We won't put up with you fat fucks coming to our country, we'll fuck you all up.

Don't ever fuckin talk bad about Canada again, i might not post very often on this page but i've been visiting this page since long before most of you on these forums and to be so disrespected is just sick man. I'm so pissed and David Lee Roth is pissed too, he'll be the first to tell you how GREAT Canada is, espescially Vancouver since ITS A FUCKING CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK.

[LoungeMachine]

LMMFAO

Ding!

We finally have a winner.


We were all betting on how long it would take for one of you to jump out of your thin skin and spout all of your treasured exports and discoveries :)



How long would it take for some Canuck to take this seriously [as well as themselves] and get all Canadian [inferiority complex] aboot it.



And someone who posts an avg of 1 post every 10 days no less!

We're so pleased you took the time to list your Sarah Machlachlans here for us.

Thanks for playing.

I haven't laughed that hard since Ishtar.

:gulp: ,eh?

[vanhalendlrband]

Someone who posts less than once a day? Yes thats true but i've visited this site daily since at least 1998 or 1999. And if i made a thread about Americans like that you'd be flippin out too.

LOL tho, good joke anyways.

[LoungeMachine]

I would like to commend our Canadian Army brothers and sisters though who took this with a grain of salt, and the sense of humor as it was intended.


See, most Canadians aren't tight-ass thin-skinned morons with inferiority complexes.

I said most.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by vanhalendlrband


. And if i made a thread about Americans like that you'd be flippin out too.



LMAO


Obviously you've never been in The Front Line before.....

I make jokes at the expense of America all the time, Geddy.


:gulp:

[vanhalendlrband]

HOLY SHIT MY BAD BIIIIIIIIG TIME

I did NOT know this was in the Front line, i just saw it on the main page, and i was like WHAAAAT?

HAHAHA i'm such a moron, my apologies.

[ppg960]

Originally posted by vanhalendlrband
We also brought you Basketball, Football, and Hockey.

Jim carrey,
Dan Akroyd,
William Shatner,
Pamala Anderson,
Shania Twain,
Nelly Furtado,
Avril Lavigne,
Neil Young,
Steve Nash (NBA MVP),
Bachman Turner Overdrive,
Guess Who?,
The Crash Test Dummies,
Leonard Cohen,
Bryan Adams,
April Wine (i like to rock!!!!),
Joni Mitchell,
Sarah Machlachlan,
The Jeff Healey band (blind guitarist),
Corey Hart (sunglasses at night),
John Candy,
Tommy Chong
Martin Short
Rick Moranis
Micheal J Fox
Brendan Fraser
Phil Hartman
Lorne Greene
Eugene Levy (the dad of "american pie")
Norm macDonald
Mike Myers (austin Powers, SNL)
Leslie Nielsen
Matthew Perry (Chandler off of Friends)
Christopher Plummer
Jason Priestley
Keanu Reeves (Matrix)
Donald AND Keifer Sutherland
ALan Thicke
Jack Kent Cook (owner of the Washington Redskins)
Jack Warner (co-founder of Warner Bros)
Louis B Mayer (co-founder of MGM)
Bronfman Familey (owns universal Studios; all of it)
Lorne Micheals (SNL)
James Cameron (Terminator, Aliens, Titanic)
Peter Jennings (ABC News)
Dave Foley
Tom Green
William Barker (world war I pilot took an 60 enemy planes at once)
Billy Bishop (shot down 72 airplanes in WWI)
Roy Brown (shot down the Red Baron)
Lester B Pearson (nobel prize winner)

Things Canadians invented NOT Americans

AM Radio
Television
Telephone
The IMAX Theater
Zipper
The Synthesizer
Electron Microscope
Canadarm
Basketball
Hockey
Football (which Harvard later changed to American Football from Canadian rules)

And look at the thanks we get from fuckers like you in the States who think they made everything and did everything themselves, i should come down there and fuck you all up i'm so sick of what people say about Canada and they don't even research the facts.

How about the fact some of your biggest movies and albums (like David Lee Roth's A LIttle Ain't Enough, and the part in his book called Vancouver BC, which is one of the most beautiful cities in the world) X-men III, I Robot, and way way more. Most filmed in Vancouver.




American soldiers kill us in Afghanistan cuz they're so dumb; also we had the most troops in the "war on terror" while the US was dicking around in the useless war in in Iraq, but do you guys ever thank Canada? No, you guys just shit on us all the time.

How do u figure hockey is not a sport? THere are so many americans that would disagree with you. Hockey is more of a sport than Football is, and hell we invented football too at McGill university in the 1870's, and then Harvard took our rules and made the "american" rules. Lol, like the typical american you are you don't even research your facts. Mostly due to the lack of an education system in the United States. There's fighting in hockey sure, but it doesn't look anywhere near as homosexual as the fights in Baseball; not thats a JOKE! Hockey takes tremendous skill to play, and by shunning hockey your shunning the many many americans that put their heart into the game, as well as the 24 NHL franchises in the US.

How about the fact that Americans are not smart enough to fill their own jobs; henceforth, why people come from all over the world to fill your best positions (not just Canada, as our population is only 30 million people; barely the same size as California; so, logically how could there be that many Canadians in the United States?) because your education system blows big time.

Our beer is ten million times better than anything that comes out of the states and most americans know this too.

I'm guessing you listen to Sammy Hagar too, cuz he's American not Canadian, you listen to Sammy Hagar of your own free will too.

Fuck celine dion, i never listen to that cunt.

I never say aboot, i say about, thats called a stereotype fool? That or your thinking of Newfoundland or something, they got the funny accents over there.

How about the fact that Canadians were huge instruments of World War I and II and entered the wars well before the Americans, because the Americans know nothing about the word "team", and everything thinks just because they showed up is why we won; while it is true, wouldn't we saved many more lives if the lazy americans got off there ass in the first place??? Hence, the wasted lives of the first few years of each war due to American ignorance. Yet they go on like they're the saviors of the world or somethign.

How about the fact Canada burnt down the American capital when you guys tried to invade us before? We won't put up with you fat fucks coming to our country, we'll fuck you all up.

Don't ever fuckin talk bad about Canada again, i might not post very often on this page but i've been visiting this page since long before most of you on these forums and to be so disrespected is just sick man. I'm so pissed and David Lee Roth is pissed too, he'll be the first to tell you how GREAT Canada is, espescially Vancouver since ITS A FUCKING CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK.

Hands Down, Post of the year.
Cheers!!:bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

FULL BUG...
Those are funny ones!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
FULL BUG...
Those are funny ones!



Why don't One-A-Day Vitamins sell in Canada?














No one can figure out the proper dosage

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Full Bug
... The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace...

Yep,
That's me all right! :cool:

Especially the modesty thing... :p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Why don't One-A-Day Vitamins sell in Canada?














No one can figure out the proper dosage

It's not our fault...
They just don't write it on the bottles! :confused:

:D

[FORD]

Do Canadians really brag aboot Bryan Adams and Tom Green?? :confused:

[pflo]

Originally posted by vanhalendlrband
We also brought you Basketball, Football, and Hockey.

Jim carrey,
Dan Akroyd,
William Shatner,
Pamala Anderson,
Shania Twain,
Nelly Furtado,
Avril Lavigne,
Neil Young,
Steve Nash (NBA MVP),
Bachman Turner Overdrive,
Guess Who?,
The Crash Test Dummies,
Leonard Cohen,
Bryan Adams,
April Wine (i like to rock!!!!),
Joni Mitchell,
Sarah Machlachlan,
The Jeff Healey band (blind guitarist),
Corey Hart (sunglasses at night),
John Candy,
Tommy Chong
Martin Short
Rick Moranis
Micheal J Fox
Brendan Fraser
Phil Hartman
Lorne Greene
Eugene Levy (the dad of "american pie")
Norm macDonald
Mike Myers (austin Powers, SNL)
Leslie Nielsen
Matthew Perry (Chandler off of Friends)
Christopher Plummer
Jason Priestley
Keanu Reeves (Matrix)
Donald AND Keifer Sutherland
ALan Thicke
Jack Kent Cook (owner of the Washington Redskins)
Jack Warner (co-founder of Warner Bros)
Louis B Mayer (co-founder of MGM)
Bronfman Familey (owns universal Studios; all of it)
Lorne Micheals (SNL)
James Cameron (Terminator, Aliens, Titanic)
Peter Jennings (ABC News)
Dave Foley
Tom Green
William Barker (world war I pilot took an 60 enemy planes at once)
Billy Bishop (shot down 72 airplanes in WWI)
Roy Brown (shot down the Red Baron)
Lester B Pearson (nobel prize winner)

Things Canadians invented NOT Americans

AM Radio
Television
Telephone
The IMAX Theater
Zipper
The Synthesizer
Electron Microscope
Canadarm
Basketball
Hockey
Football (which Harvard later changed to American Football from Canadian rules)

And look at the thanks we get from fuckers like you in the States who think they made everything and did everything themselves, i should come down there and fuck you all up i'm so sick of what people say about Canada and they don't even research the facts.

How about the fact some of your biggest movies and albums (like David Lee Roth's A LIttle Ain't Enough, and the part in his book called Vancouver BC, which is one of the most beautiful cities in the world) X-men III, I Robot, and way way more. Most filmed in Vancouver.




American soldiers kill us in Afghanistan cuz they're so dumb; also we had the most troops in the "war on terror" while the US was dicking around in the useless war in in Iraq, but do you guys ever thank Canada? No, you guys just shit on us all the time.

How do u figure hockey is not a sport? THere are so many americans that would disagree with you. Hockey is more of a sport than Football is, and hell we invented football too at McGill university in the 1870's, and then Harvard took our rules and made the "american" rules. Lol, like the typical american you are you don't even research your facts. Mostly due to the lack of an education system in the United States. There's fighting in hockey sure, but it doesn't look anywhere near as homosexual as the fights in Baseball; not thats a JOKE! Hockey takes tremendous skill to play, and by shunning hockey your shunning the many many americans that put their heart into the game, as well as the 24 NHL franchises in the US.

How about the fact that Americans are not smart enough to fill their own jobs; henceforth, why people come from all over the world to fill your best positions (not just Canada, as our population is only 30 million people; barely the same size as California; so, logically how could there be that many Canadians in the United States?) because your education system blows big time.

Our beer is ten million times better than anything that comes out of the states and most americans know this too.

I'm guessing you listen to Sammy Hagar too, cuz he's American not Canadian, you listen to Sammy Hagar of your own free will too.

Fuck celine dion, i never listen to that cunt.

I never say aboot, i say about, thats called a stereotype fool? That or your thinking of Newfoundland or something, they got the funny accents over there.

How about the fact that Canadians were huge instruments of World War I and II and entered the wars well before the Americans, because the Americans know nothing about the word "team", and everything thinks just because they showed up is why we won; while it is true, wouldn't we saved many more lives if the lazy americans got off there ass in the first place??? Hence, the wasted lives of the first few years of each war due to American ignorance. Yet they go on like they're the saviors of the world or somethign.

How about the fact Canada burnt down the American capital when you guys tried to invade us before? We won't put up with you fat fucks coming to our country, we'll fuck you all up.

Don't ever fuckin talk bad about Canada again, i might not post very often on this page but i've been visiting this page since long before most of you on these forums and to be so disrespected is just sick man. I'm so pissed and David Lee Roth is pissed too, he'll be the first to tell you how GREAT Canada is, espescially Vancouver since ITS A FUCKING CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK. Why bother? Let the morons have their delusions....they need SOMETHING to bolster their paranoid egos. WE know we have it better than them, fuck'em.;)

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
You should, you have a damn maple leaf on your flag!

When I lived in upstate New York they went crazy on that shit. One of my proffessors even had his own trees and sugar house. He poured it on our apple pie and ice cream. He was Canadian so that figures. LOL!

During the late winter, we have hiking trails that have trees with those sap buckets attached to them. Heck, at those 'Duty Free' stores on the U.S./Canadian border, most of our souvenirs are actually maple syrup based!

In candies, chocolates, or even fudge, they take Maple Syrup seriously!
Personally speaking, at least Duty Free is the only place to buy booze or cologne tax free!

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I would like to commend our Canadian Army brothers and sisters though who took this with a grain of salt, and the sense of humor as it was intended.


See, most Canadians aren't tight-ass thin-skinned morons with inferiority complexes.

I said most.

Well, no matter where you look you will always get your bad apples.
Don't let them spoil the whole bunch. ANY country is prone to some kind of ridicule and thats just a part of life.

On a separate note, I got to make that new list...with honours!:D

[LoungeMachine]

Next up....


The French!

:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by FORD
Do Canadians really brag aboot Bryan Adams and Tom Green?? :confused:

I don't know who Tom Green is and I am embarassed aboot Brian Adams...

Is Tom Green a comedian?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
... Personally speaking, at least Duty Free is the only place to buy booze or cologne tax free!

Yes, tax free but the prices are boosted up!

You better off crossing the border a little and go to a liquor store (especially now, that their money rate is low)...
You'll find better deals.
Just don't get caught on your way back with to much quantity!

I purchase a lot of shit in the States... their prices are always lower... :o

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Next up....


The French!

:gulp:

:eek:


Sudenly, I'm very proud of being Canadian!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777

Is Tom Green a comedian?

Not in any remote sense of the word :rolleyes:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Not in any remote sense of the word :rolleyes:

Ho yea... now I know who he is!
He makes those stupid AMERICAN movies...

You're right, he's NOT funny :o

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by vanhalendlrband
We also brought you Basketball, Football, and Hockey.

Jim carrey,
Dan Akroyd,
William Shatner,
Pamala Anderson,
Shania Twain,
Nelly Furtado,
Avril Lavigne,
Neil Young,
Steve Nash (NBA MVP),
Bachman Turner Overdrive,
Guess Who?,
The Crash Test Dummies,
Leonard Cohen,
Bryan Adams,
April Wine (i like to rock!!!!),
Joni Mitchell,
Sarah Machlachlan,
The Jeff Healey band (blind guitarist),
Corey Hart (sunglasses at night),
John Candy,
Tommy Chong
Martin Short
Rick Moranis
Micheal J Fox
Brendan Fraser
Phil Hartman
Lorne Greene
Eugene Levy (the dad of "american pie")
Norm macDonald
Mike Myers (austin Powers, SNL)
Leslie Nielsen
Matthew Perry (Chandler off of Friends)
Christopher Plummer
Jason Priestley
Keanu Reeves (Matrix)
Donald AND Keifer Sutherland
ALan Thicke
Jack Kent Cook (owner of the Washington Redskins)
Jack Warner (co-founder of Warner Bros)
Louis B Mayer (co-founder of MGM)
Bronfman Familey (owns universal Studios; all of it)
Lorne Micheals (SNL)
James Cameron (Terminator, Aliens, Titanic)
Peter Jennings (ABC News)
Dave Foley
Tom Green
William Barker (world war I pilot took an 60 enemy planes at once)
Billy Bishop (shot down 72 airplanes in WWI)
Roy Brown (shot down the Red Baron)
Lester B Pearson (nobel prize winner)

Things Canadians invented NOT Americans

AM Radio
Television
Telephone
The IMAX Theater
Zipper
The Synthesizer
Electron Microscope
Canadarm
Basketball
Hockey
Football (which Harvard later changed to American Football from Canadian rules)

And look at the thanks we get from fuckers like you in the States who think they made everything and did everything themselves, i should come down there and fuck you all up i'm so sick of what people say about Canada and they don't even research the facts.

How about the fact some of your biggest movies and albums (like David Lee Roth's A LIttle Ain't Enough, and the part in his book called Vancouver BC, which is one of the most beautiful cities in the world) X-men III, I Robot, and way way more. Most filmed in Vancouver.




American soldiers kill us in Afghanistan cuz they're so dumb; also we had the most troops in the "war on terror" while the US was dicking around in the useless war in in Iraq, but do you guys ever thank Canada? No, you guys just shit on us all the time.

How do u figure hockey is not a sport? THere are so many americans that would disagree with you. Hockey is more of a sport than Football is, and hell we invented football too at McGill university in the 1870's, and then Harvard took our rules and made the "american" rules. Lol, like the typical american you are you don't even research your facts. Mostly due to the lack of an education system in the United States. There's fighting in hockey sure, but it doesn't look anywhere near as homosexual as the fights in Baseball; not thats a JOKE! Hockey takes tremendous skill to play, and by shunning hockey your shunning the many many americans that put their heart into the game, as well as the 24 NHL franchises in the US.

How about the fact that Americans are not smart enough to fill their own jobs; henceforth, why people come from all over the world to fill your best positions (not just Canada, as our population is only 30 million people; barely the same size as California; so, logically how could there be that many Canadians in the United States?) because your education system blows big time.

Our beer is ten million times better than anything that comes out of the states and most americans know this too.

I'm guessing you listen to Sammy Hagar too, cuz he's American not Canadian, you listen to Sammy Hagar of your own free will too.

Fuck celine dion, i never listen to that cunt.

I never say aboot, i say about, thats called a stereotype fool? That or your thinking of Newfoundland or something, they got the funny accents over there.

How about the fact that Canadians were huge instruments of World War I and II and entered the wars well before the Americans, because the Americans know nothing about the word "team", and everything thinks just because they showed up is why we won; while it is true, wouldn't we saved many more lives if the lazy americans got off there ass in the first place??? Hence, the wasted lives of the first few years of each war due to American ignorance. Yet they go on like they're the saviors of the world or somethign.

How about the fact Canada burnt down the American capital when you guys tried to invade us before? We won't put up with you fat fucks coming to our country, we'll fuck you all up.

Don't ever fuckin talk bad about Canada again, i might not post very often on this page but i've been visiting this page since long before most of you on these forums and to be so disrespected is just sick man. I'm so pissed and David Lee Roth is pissed too, he'll be the first to tell you how GREAT Canada is, espescially Vancouver since ITS A FUCKING CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK.

Best rant of 2007 ..........(so far)....
5 star post !;) http://www.3dflags.com/media/icon/classic/c/3dflagsdotcom_canad_2fawl.gif

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Yes, tax free but the prices are boosted up!

You better off crossing the border a little and go to a liquor store (especially now, that their money rate is low)...
You'll find better deals.
Just don't get caught on your way back with to much quantity!

I purchase a lot of shit in the States... their prices are always lower... :o

That's true. But you have to be careful while declaring it, though.
Worst case scenerio I'll have to hit up the LCBO and see what's on special for the week. LCBO and Beer Store are great and all, but they have completely monopolized the liqour availability. Unlike the States and other parts of Canada, where you can buy booze at your local convenience store.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
That's true. But you have to be careful while declaring it, though.
Worst case scenerio I'll have to hit up the LCBO and see what's on special for the week. LCBO and Beer Store are great and all, but they have completely monopolized the liqour availability. Unlike the States and other parts of Canada, where you can buy booze at your local convenience store.

We can buy wine and beer at any convenient store here and hard liquor at the S.A.Q.

Availability and quality of importations is fine but since once again, we have to depend on our government to provide us with booze, the prices are way high!

"Socialized booze" suck! :mad:

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by FORD
Buttfuck PA ain't that far from Ontario. How do you know how much time he spends north of the border? ;)

I'm all for bashing Joey T, but let's not bring the Grand Commonwealth into this.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And Maple Syrup Whisky...

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/blonddgirl777/Jack_Russel.jpg


I 've GOT to get some of THAT!

Man, some of this thread is cracking me up.

Here's a list of my favorite Canadians off of vanhalendlrband's list:

Jack Kent Cooke...(Dead)(no longer owner of the Washington Redskins.) Mr Cooke put his guts into the Redskins and Redskins fans. We love and miss the old boy and his influence on our team. Rest in Peace Jack:angel:

Jim Carey...(Alive)(never owned Washington Redskins) Funny SOB

Dan Akroyd... Dan The Man!

William Shatner...Scotty, I need more power!

Shania Twain...:spank:

BTO...takes me back

Guess Who...:baaa:

John Candy...Rest in Peace John:angel:

Tommy Chong

Martin Short

Rick Moranis

Micheal J Fox...Fight the good fight Mike

Mike Myers

Phil Hartman

Peter Jennings

William Barker...AKA Billy Barker. Did his duty with honor.http://www.acepilots.com/wwi/can_barker.html

[Angel]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
See, most Canadians aren't tight-ass thin-skinned morons with inferiority complexes.

We live next door to you guys... we have to be thick-skinned (+ our winters sort of require it). :D

As for any type of complex... some would say we have SUPERIORITY complexes...

Of course, it's just that we KNOW we're better! ;)

All said, both countries have their good & bad points, and we do have a relationship that should be envied by many. The two countries are tied together through our shared border, always have been, always will be.

What the hell, the world needs someone to feed them after you guys drop your bombs! ;)

And to think, a few years ago I would have been the Canuck freaking over this.... how times change... EH?

For the record, we pronounce it about and doubt.... you guys pronounce abaout and daoubt.

:cheers:

[m_dixon1984]

Originally posted by FORD
Do Canadians really brag aboot Bryan Adams and Tom Green?? :confused:

Well, Bryan Adams for a little while, early in his career (before Robin Hood or whatever that movie was where he had a big US/UK hit).

We're proud of Tom mostly for leaving Canada where he couldn't make enough money to move out of his parent's house. Tom had some success in the US which we found funny. We never found him funny...we found the fact American's liked him hilarious, however. Tom Green is the joke and the joke was played out on you American's (and of that we're proud). Canada rules, motherfuckers!!!! (and I don't want to hear any more aboot it)(really we do...aww, come on believe me...please)

Oh, by the way, most of us love it when you make fun of us. At least we're getting some attention and you're acknowledging our existence.

M

PS - Celine Dion was also a joke in the same vein as Tom Green. HAHAHA.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
If you gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and a thousand years to write, eventually one would come up with the collective works of Shakespeare.

The rest would come up with the Canadian posts in The Front Line.

This post deserves another look :D


9 out of 10 Canuckleheads got it......

:gulp:

[m_dixon1984]

Not as good as the original (thanks for posting it FORD) but hey an academy award nomination (I was so proud it brought a beer to my lips).

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M

[FORD]

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[pflo]

Hey!! Looks like I win!!! But what i dont get is Im already IN Canada, so how can you deport me? Glad to be the most annoying, that was the point. Now you can take a cue from brett norton and ban me. :blow: :blow:

[Angel]

You get deported out of the Roth Army, idiot.

Damn, a few years back I would have won hands down.... I was known as "that stupid fucking canuck cunt"....

You're an idiot...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Angel
Damn, a few years back I would have won hands down.... I was known as "that stupid fucking canuck cunt"....


Waiting for BBB's oh-so-predictable comment... ;)

[ppg960]

With some of the comments I've read of yours, your still the Village Idiot.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by ppg960
With some of the comments I've read of yours, your still the Village Idiot.

Not sure who you're talking to here, but it's "you're," not "your."

oops!

[Angel]

Originally posted by ppg960
With some of the comments I've read of yours, your still the Village Idiot.

Bring it on..... CUNT!

[Angel]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Waiting for BBB's oh-so-predictable comment... ;)

You know, I wouldn't mind that at all. BBB and I have had our battles, but we've always shown each other a certan amount of respect.

[Angel]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Not sure who you're talking to here, but it's "you're," not "your."

oops!

He hasn't figured out how to quote yet. ;)

[pflo]

Originally posted by Angel
I was known as "that stupid fucking canuck cunt"....

Not to worry, you still are to me, and always will be.:p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Angel
... For the record, we pronounce it about and doubt.... you guys pronounce abaout and daoubt...

From my perspective they do say; abAout and you westerners say; abOOt...

But that's all cool... accents are great! :D
We wouldn't want to be all beige... wouldn't we?

[Nitro Express]

When did all this US vs. Canada shit happen? I have relatives in Canada and have been all over Canada. I have had lots of Candian friends over the years and have worked with Canadians at work.

That fucker Bush sure has screwed the foriegn relations up. You go to Europe and they hate us now. I just tell them I'm from Calgary Alberta. LOL!

[Nitro Express]

Now if you want to see the Horseshoe Falls on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls you need a fucking passport. Unbelievable.

[pflo]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
When did all this US vs. Canada shit happen? I have relatives in Canada and have been all over Canada. I have had lots of Candian friends over the years and have worked with Canadians at work.

That fucker Bush sure has screwed the foriegn relations up. You go to Europe and they hate us now. I just tell them I'm from Calgary Alberta. LOL! Yes, it IS sad. There are so many good people on BOTH sides , its a shame. It does boil down to Bush and his deluded policies, but also all those people who re elected him. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? He didnt fuck up enough in the first 4 years?? There is no way Kerry would have been worse. The point is , you guys have a responsibilty we dont, I mean that with respect. You gotta get people out to vote, as who you elect effects peoples lives OUTSIDE your country. That is why we are entitled to comment on your politics.If you guys dont like the sudden U Turn your county has taken in the world, get involved, RUN. WTF have you got to lose? Internet wank time?

[FORD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
From my perspective they do say; abAout and you westerners say; abOOt...


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[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by ppg960
Why does their Beer taste like water anyway??
:D

Try a Yuengling Lager before you go running your mouth.

http://www.yuengling.com/images/history_eagle.jpg

The oldest continuosly operated brewery in America.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Don't be confused by associating Budweiser with Americans.

Those drinkers aren't Americans, they're Republicans.

They watch NASCAR, drink Bud, Vote for Morons named Bush, and secretly smoke meth with their by-the-hour male escorts.

I really don't consider Budweiser "beer" and only drink it at concerts and sports events when I have NO choice (except sobriety).

Why you would want to drink something that gives you a headache and the shits at the same time is beyond me.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by vanhalendlrband
How about the fact Canada burnt down the American capital when you guys tried to invade us before? We won't put up with you fat fucks coming to our country, we'll fuck you all up.

You dumb canuckian cocksmoker. That was the British, not the canadians.

And I'm not going to read it again, but I didn't see Rush on your list. They're the BEST thing that EVER came out of Toronto.

[ppg960]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
Try a Yuengling Lager before you go running your mouth.

http://www.yuengling.com/images/history_eagle.jpg

The oldest continuosly operated brewery in America.

Fuck-Off.
I'm talking about the Beer you see advertised on TV. Not about micro breweries that make MoonShine.
We have those as well.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ppg960
Fuck-Off.
I'm talking about the Beer you see advertised on TV. Not about micro breweries that make MoonShine.
We have those as well.


You fuck off.

Who gives a shit what YOU are talking about, you stupid cunt.

:gulp:


You get all your information from watching TV?

Figures.

Fucking moron

[LoungeMachine]

Glad to see Prefers Penis Guys 960 changed his avatar like I told him to.

Good bitch.

[ppg960]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Glad to see Prefers Penis Guys 960 changed his avatar like I told him to.

Good bitch.

You told me to??
Like I listen to anything you say Faggy.

Wake the Fuck Up.
You should be shot and pissed on.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ppg960
You told me to??
Like I listen to anything you say Faggy.

Wake the Fuck Up.
You should be shot and pissed on.


Ah, now we're into threats?

Now you've stepped it up.

Hope you're ready for what follows.

[ppg960]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You fuck off.

Who gives a shit what YOU are talking about, you stupid cunt.

:gulp:


You get all your information from watching TV?

Figures.

Fucking moron

Ohh, Loungy you hurt my feelings.
See what I mean, posting where your not even involved. Of course, it's all trash like always.

Your worse that an old woman who still gets her period.
what kind of tampons do you use Lounge?
Same thickness as a fence post??


BAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA.:D

[ppg960]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Ah, now we're into threats?

Now you've stepped it up.

Hope you're ready for what follows.

As long as you keep your pants on Ckicken Choker!!!:ky:

[Diamondjimi]

PPG , dig the av. . ;)

[ppg960]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
PPG , dig the av. . ;)

Thanks man,
It took me awhile to find it.
Leaf Nation still runs strong in the Peg.:cool:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Now if you want to see the Horseshoe Falls on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls you need a fucking passport. Unbelievable.

And you know it didn'y used to be like that...
Only since Bush! :mad:

Now... so many questions at the U-S immigration borders;

What's your name?
- Can't you read? You have my fuckn' passport in your hands!
Where do you live?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you going?
Why?
Where do you live?
Why?
Do you know anybody in the U-S?
What's the purpose of your trip?
What do you do for a living?
What's your name?
Why?
Why?
Why?...
Please step aside for further questioning and search...

Muther fuckers... stamp the fuck'n thing and wish me a good trip, you ass hole! :mad:

So much fear! :rolleyes:

[Full Bug]

Hey BlonddGirl, getting many cravings for pickles or ice-cream lately?;) :)

[FORD]

Last time I went north, I had to give my life story to the Canadian border guard, because I had no passport. (Never needed one before. My 2 forms of government issued ID were good enough)

What was ironic was that the woman was herself an immigrant, and I doubt she had been in the country 5 years. Maybe she had done similar work in India before, or just hated Americans?

Coming back into the US - at Port Angeles.... no problem, just showed my two forms of ID.

And that happens to be the border crossing where a terrorist was caught in 1999 before Chimpy's lameassed policies were enacted, so I have no worries about how they do their jobs

[ppg960]

Originally posted by FORD
Last time I went north, I had to give my life story to the Canadian border guard, because I had no passport. (Never needed one before. My 2 forms of government issued ID were good enough)

What was ironic was that the woman was herself an immigrant, and I doubt she had been in the country 5 years. Maybe she had done similar work in India before, or just hated Americans?

Coming back into the US - at Port Angeles.... no problem, just showed my two forms of ID.

And that happens to be the border crossing where a terrorist was caught in 1999 before Chimpy's lameassed policies were enacted, so I have no worries about how they do their jobs

The little prick who flew the plane into one of the towers crossed at Pembina ND many times. He was trained to fly a plane in Minnisota. Thats 2 hours from my house in a car.
Hits close to home.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Hey BlonddGirl, getting many cravings for pickles or ice-cream lately?;) :)

No... never did... that's a myth!

The only things I really crave are a good glass of wine, Bailey's on ice and a joint! :o

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by FORD
... I have no worries about how they do their jobs

I know... better safe than sorry!
But before 9/11, the border officers where much easier on us...

Since I never carry illegal stuff and my record is clean, I have no worries exept for them going through my luggage and mess things up... and... missing my flight (because I'm always last minute)...

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And you know it didn'y used to be like that...
Only since Bush! :mad:

Now... so many questions at the U-S immigration borders;

What's your name?
- Can't you read? You have my fuckn' passport in your hands!
Where do you live?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you going?
Why?
Where do you live?
Why?
Do you know anybody in the U-S?
What's the purpose of your trip?
What do you do for a living?
What's your name?
Why?
Why?
Why?...
Please step aside for further questioning and search...

Muther fuckers... stamp the fuck'n thing and wish me a good trip, you ass hole! :mad:

So much fear! :rolleyes:

It's not going to stop there, either! Soon we need a card to cross the border as well. Border cards, to be exact. I crossed over last year at least 3 times and the officials were so tough on us because we were young. I've always had my car or truck searched thoroughly. But in the end, they are just doing their job. Does make you feel safer in a sense.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
It's not going to stop there, either! Soon we need a card to cross the border as well. ... in the end, they are just doing their job. Does make you feel safer in a sense.

Yes of course, I'd rather have them be more careful than less...
I am just frustrated about how it became... the fact that it used to be a lot safer to fly and that the relations Canadian/American where much friendlier alltogether...

In the 60' people say that you barely had to show any I.D., and all they where saying is; "Welcome, have a nice trip"...
If a Canadian wanted to go get some work (temporary or permanant) in the States, all he had to do is go to an immigration office and ask for a green card, wich he received instantly (almost no questions asked)!

That was then... now, there is too much shit going on everywhere... everyone has to be treated with suspicion... no matter what you look like or apear to be...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
... the officials were so tough on us because we were young. I've always had my car or truck searched thoroughly...

I just don't like officers... period.
Police, immigration, custom etc...

Eaven if I have nothing to hide* or to worry about... I don't like dealing with them.

I get to cross those borders and get searched pretty often. It piss me off every time...
They pick and chose some and I always think "why ME" :confused:


* Oups! On my way back home, I often pack on juuuust a little too much booze but always get away with it! :p L.O.L.

[FORD]

When I went to Canada in August 2001, about 2 weeks before you know what, I drove through the Blaine border crossing at about 10 PM. Totally spontaneous road trip... didn't have a thing packed.

Prepared to stop at the checkpoint, and the Canadians just waved us on through without even stopping. And on the way back in, minor traffic jam on the US side, about a 20 minute wait, but all I had to show them was my drivers license.

Damn, those were the days :(

And like I said, with THOSE laws the way they were, we managed to stop the terrorist who was going to light up the West Coast to celebrate the millenium. Fucking with civil liberties and making border crossing a pain in the ass hasn't made me feel any safer.

Paying $100 for a fucking passport to drive around BC for a week sure as Hell won't either.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by FORD
... Damn, those were the days :( ...

I remember at age 15, going on ski trips to Vermont...
We where a team in a bus full (with all luggages in the btm) and at the U-S border, the officer would just get in the bus, talk a little with the driver, take a vague look at us and say; "Have fun kids"!

[Nickdfresh]

I have nothing against Canadians....
























Just stoopid' Canadians.;)

[RuzDNailz]

What worries me more is that I heard some stories from people who got their cars torn up and seats removed to search for drugs. In the end, they were innocent and had nothing illegal to hide. Still, no apology or cover for the damages. Rules are rules.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
What worries me more is that I heard some stories from people who got their cars torn up...

We all heard that story but I don't know anybody to whom it really happened...
I would be devastated if that was to happen to me!

When you enter the States (or Canada), you are subject to search and questionning. If you don't want that, you don't cross the borders. As a visitor, the visited country has no obligation to let you in and can refuse your entry for absolutely no reason at all... it's a right (just like you can refuse entry to anyone in your own home).

I've been strip searched once at the U-S border in Windsor... my boyfriend at the time really looked like a drug dealer (he was not). They had a female (who looked like a man) oficer to do the job... she didn't touch me. Fortunately, I could keep my underwear, orelse I would have been really pissed off and frustrated!
They didn't find anything but ended up refusing me, without valid reasons... just suspicious feelings...

That's just how it is... it can really suck!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by FORD
... Paying $100 for a fucking passport to drive around BC...

I really tought you where on the east coast... I don't know why?

[pflo]

Originally posted by FORD
When I went to Canada in August 2001, about 2 weeks before you know what, I drove through the Blaine border crossing at about 10 PM. Totally spontaneous road trip... didn't have a thing packed.

Prepared to stop at the checkpoint, and the Canadians just waved us on through without even stopping. And on the way back in, minor traffic jam on the US side, about a 20 minute wait, but all I had to show them was my drivers license.

Damn, those were the days :(

And like I said, with THOSE laws the way they were, we managed to stop the terrorist who was going to light up the West Coast to celebrate the millenium. Fucking with civil liberties and making border crossing a pain in the ass hasn't made me feel any safer.

Paying $100 for a fucking passport to drive around BC for a week sure as Hell won't either. Whats the big deal with a passport? Most Canadians already have them anyways, I dont understand the uproar in the states.It a good thing to have when travelling to ANY country. It speeds up "interrogation" time and will help alleviate the long lines. If everyone has to jump through the same hoops to get one, then whats the problem? Ill pay the hundred bucks to renew mine, it speeds up crossing time and hassles. I was actually at the Blaine crosiing an hour ago.Small world.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by pflo
Whats the big deal with a passport? Most Canadians already have them anyways...

Yes, most Canadians that travel a lot and everywhere...
I agree, it's a good thing to have and it's internationaly recognized.

But here in this province, there are thousands of families that drive down to the east coast's beaches every summers for their 2 weeks vacation.
They used to be able to just pass through without having to pay an extra $400.00 per family to go spend their vacation money in the States!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by FORD
And on the way back in, minor traffic jam...

During what we call here the "construction holliday" (2 last weeks of July), when a lot of people are off, there have been traffic jams of up to 10 hours on the Canadian side... to enter the U-S!

I would never wait that long... fuck it! :o

[FORD]

Originally posted by pflo
Whats the big deal with a passport? Most Canadians already have them anyways, I dont understand the uproar in the states.It a good thing to have when travelling to ANY country. It speeds up "interrogation" time and will help alleviate the long lines. If everyone has to jump through the same hoops to get one, then whats the problem? Ill pay the hundred bucks to renew mine, it speeds up crossing time and hassles. I was actually at the Blaine crosiing an hour ago.Small world.

I can understand the passport if you're flying overseas and crossing oceans and shit. If I was going to go from Seattle to London to Tokyo to Sydney to Paris to Toronto all in one month, it would make sense to dispense with the paperwork. Plus, if my job required that much travel, I'd probably have an expense account, so I could write it off anyway.

But that's a little different than a place I can drive to within 3 hours. Let's say Van HALEN or The Police started their tour in Vancouver and I wanted to see the show there. Why the FUCK should that cost me an extra $100??

[pflo]

Trust me, if they played here, they will DEFINATELY play Seattle. Usually you guys get the good shows and we get passed over......yeah it sucks to fork over the cash, but it is for five years and you still need it for the other countries anyway. Now, if they implement this AND that fuckin border card as well, this is total bullshit and will hurt both countries. I was actually almost refused entry a year ago because I forgot my passport, and it wasnt even a law yet. They can be dicks both ways, although the Canadian ones are worse, why, I dont know.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by pflo
... Usually you guys get the good shows and we get passed over...

Not here, on the east coast! :D

[pflo]

Coast of the St Lawrence?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by pflo
Coast of the St Lawrence?

I mean Montréal and Toronto...

[pflo]

Not to be a dick, but thats not the coast, as any Newfie will tell you. But i get your drift.....Ive only been as far as Hull, but it looks like a beautiful province (Quebec). We get all the dirty fruit pickers out here from there, so our perception of Quebecers is somewhat unrealistic. Im sure most of you shower more than those folks, at least I hope.:)

[ppg960]

I like the idea of Passports. They are $80 for adults and $35 for kids. It will stop the child abductions and heading off to the border for one. It will help make our borders safer for both sides.
We had a case here a few years ago where a 2 kids were abducted at a major shopping center right by my place. By the time the guy was stopped, he was in Fargo ND!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by pflo
... Newfie will tell you...

Ho, I forgot about them! :o

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by pflo
... We get all the dirty fruit pickers out here from there, so our perception of Quebecers is somewhat unrealistic. Im sure most of you shower more than those folks, at least I hope.:)

You get all the hippies and the runaway kids that want to avoid our brutal winters... to go and make an undeclared buck, smoking pot!

[pflo]

Yup.The Okanagan Valley. They is STINKY!!

[Nitro Express]

The security is all window dressing. They are going to strip search grandma at the airport or want to see your passport driving back from Torronto, but the guys who really want to do some shit will still be able to do that unless intelligenc tips the authorities off to them.

Any idiot can smuggle box cutting type weapons on a plane even today. Hell, they make ceramic and hard polymer cutting and stabbing weapons that won't be picked up by a metal detector.

The real security is the passangers on the plane that will stomp your ass if you pull out your Chipolte Tool Company CIA fiberglass reinforced polymer assasination spike. They will stone your to dealth with cans of beer and Coke off the service cart.

Most of the show at the borders does nothing actually. Hell, just say you are hispanic and the country is yours!

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No... never did... that's a myth!

The only things I really crave are a good glass of wine, Bailey's on ice and a joint! :o
Not a bad threesome....:cool:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Not a bad threesome....:cool:

Don't tease me! :o
L.O.L.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
The security is all window dressing. They are going to strip search grandma at the airport or want to see your passport driving back from Torronto, but the guys who really want to do some shit will still be able to do that unless intelligenc tips the authorities off to them.

Any idiot can smuggle box cutting type weapons on a plane even today. Hell, they make ceramic and hard polymer cutting and stabbing weapons that won't be picked up by a metal detector.

The real security is the passangers on the plane that will stomp your ass if you pull out your Chipolte Tool Company CIA fiberglass reinforced polymer assasination spike. They will stone your to dealth with cans of beer and Coke off the service cart.

Most of the show at the borders does nothing actually. Hell, just say you are hispanic and the country is yours!

I got some eyebrow tweezers taken a while ago and lately, a lipgloss...

"Now give me the comands of that plane, orelse I will pluck all of your eyebrows"! :rolleyes:

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I got some eyebrow tweezers taken a while ago and lately, a lipgloss...

"Now give me the comands of that plane, orelse I will pluck all of your eyebrows"! :rolleyes:

We need to implement a "Too Stupid to Post in the Front Line" rule.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
We need to implement a "Too Stupid to Post in the Front Line" rule.

That would leave 4 of us left posting


Why are we hiding this?

:D

[Dr. Love]

http://www.jdhancock.com/images/ghostbusters-trapL.jpg

Quick! While we have them all in one spot!

[VanHalener]

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[Angel]

Originally posted by pflo
Whats the big deal with a passport? Most Canadians already have them anyways, I dont understand the uproar in the states.It a good thing to have when travelling to ANY country. It speeds up "interrogation" time and will help alleviate the long lines. If everyone has to jump through the same hoops to get one, then whats the problem? Ill pay the hundred bucks to renew mine, it speeds up crossing time and hassles. I was actually at the Blaine crosiing an hour ago.Small world.

Actually, most Canadians DON'T have a passport...

[LoungeMachine]

*bump*

There's a new batch of 'em.

They're feral, I tell ya....

[Angel]

Bastard. :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Angel
Bastard. :D

:D

Hi, hun.

You know for a canuck, you're only slighty useless.

:gulp:

[Angel]

That's Ms. Canuck to you! ;)

[Nitro Express]

The free Canadian press kept The Bilderberg Group from deporting Alex Jones and helped him picket their so called secret meeting in Ottawa.

The free Canadian press got the word out the North American Union backers were meeting in secret in Quebec and thousands showed up to demonstrate.

The word is getting out about the Globalist Elite. A group who has enjoyed a half century of secrecy and are behind the war in Iraq, NAFTA, The North American Union, and the decline of the dollar.

I don't see the Canadians as enemies. They have done a lot to help us on this new war against globalism. Europe and North America can live in a Nazi state or we can fight it now be refusing to be the globalist sheep.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I got some eyebrow tweezers taken a while ago and lately, a lipgloss...

"Now give me the comands of that plane, orelse I will pluck all of your eyebrows"! :rolleyes:

Eyebrow tweezers are a bitch when someone shoves them through your eye socket! Lip gloss is great at getting information when heated up to boiling and the hot grease is poured in the other eye.