Ed is Engaged to former Porn Publicist

[bantonelli]

SoCalChelle gets credit for this - she found Ed's girlfriend has a "MYSPACEPAGE" - supposedly Engaged. Comments on her page from friends are giving their congrats to her on her upcoming marriage.

http://www.myspace.com/highprofilemedia

Perhaps this is why Dave is still thinking whether or not to do this tour....

Ed's "Yoko" is the Official VH Publicist as stated (giving up the Adult world):

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=280588


thoughts? Seems to be all about Ed - he's dominating it all to include Yoko. :confused:

[POJO_Risin]

You know...I can't say that this suprises me at all...

but it is fucking surreal...

Crazy Eddie....turns to the fucking Adult Video world to turn the VH name around...

you know...

I can't believe I'm going to say this...but there's a certain symmetry...

it does seem odd that she can't work in the adult film world...which I assume is a PR move...

uh...

DIDN'T spED JUST DO 2 SONGS FOR PORN...WHERE THEY MET?

Morons...

[Vinnie Velvet]

To me Yoko was Val.

Val was the one that never liked Dave and was probably in Ed's ear about him in the early days.

[bantonelli]

By the way, there are 2 pics of her and Ed on her "MySpace" pics - Ed meets Yoko's Dad and one of just the lovebirds at Christmas.

Agreed, Pojo....total PR Move. I once read and I think I posted it here at the ARMY that a blog of hers was wishing she'll become RICH....guess some dreams come true?

Think Ed will draw up a heavy Pre Nup?

[Vinnie Velvet]

I just checked out the pics -- while I'm not crazy about her face, she does have a hot bod!

From her looks, she's probably a monster in bed.

Great find, Ed! :D

[Vinnie Velvet]

Ya know, I think we could give Janie VH a little more credit here.

Afterall, she probably lit a fire under Ed to get off his ass and ressurect Van Halen again.

She is aware of the cash cow that a Dave fronted VH band is and what money can be made from a tour.

Smart move on her part -- become Ed's girlfriend and soon-to-be wife and the band's new publicist!

But I fear the danger as well -- (*cough* Sharon Osbourne*cough*).

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Ya know, I think we could give Janie VH a little more credit here.

Afterall, she probably lit a fire under Ed to get off his ass and ressurect Van Halen again.

She is aware of the cash cow that a Dave fronted VH band is and what money can be made from a tour.

Smart move on her part -- become Ed's girlfriend and soon-to-be wife and the band's new publicist!

But I fear the danger as well -- (*cough* Sharon Osbourne*cough*).

You have a legit point...?....(maybe).

BUT, I think Wolfie was the spark that started interest for CVH before JJ came into the picture. Although, it depends on who she favors as Fronting the band. If she's a ROTH fan, and can get Ed to taper down on the Smoking Loon and get him to bleach his teeth, then she has my vote of confidence.

[PlexiBrown]

To me Yoko was Val.

To me Yoko was Sammy.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
You have a legit point...?....(maybe).

BUT, I think Wolfie was the spark that started interest for CVH before JJ came into the picture. Although, it depends on who she favors as Fronting the band. If she's a ROTH fan, and can get Ed to taper down on the Smoking Loon and get him to bleach his teeth, then she has my vote of confidence.

No doubt, it was moreso Wolfie turning Ed on to the old stuff again and getting back to playing.

But if I were to guess, I'd say Janie digs CVH -- I mean, she was a publicist for porn stars! To top that off she's also a stuntwoman and an EMT!! (just like Dave).

[Matt White]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Oh what the hell...everybody deserves a little happiness in life.....

http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_bc986d533fcb6c39f41d56dfc1ed66f1.jpg

http://a922.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_a167cd64876e9609c4147b673928b5c9.jpg

[Vinnie Velvet]

Nice pics.

Cool to see Ed happy.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
http://a922.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_a167cd64876e9609c4147b673928b5c9.jpg

Is it just me or does Ed look right at home in that trailer park?

:)

[PlexiBrown]

I think Ed looks pretty good for a 51 year old and a lot better than he did in 2004.

[VindictivePantz]

Why the fuck would she have a Nickelback song featured on her page?

http://www.netplugged.com/photos/nickelback_chad_kroeger.jpg

http://www.bright-eyes.de/files/Sammy_Hagar_01.jpg

[Tiki-Tom]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Is it just me or does Ed look right at home in that trailer park?

:)
Damn dude, that's exactly what I was thinking. All that's missing is a beer in his hand. Maybe he is hunkered down with a banjo writing the sequel to Eruption, "Trailer Park Concerto No. 13 Hell On Wheels."

[pflo]

Whats wrong with trailers? I'd rather OWN a trailer (and have some equity) than flush a grand down the toilet in rent every month.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by pflo
Whats wrong with trailers? I'd rather OWN a trailer (and have some equity) than flush a grand down the toilet in rent every month.

Maybe Ed can follow up the "Trailer Concerto-Eruption" with a Rockin' riff called the "Pride of the Double-Wide".:D

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

I don't think that Jane or Wolfie had much to do with Ed wanting to jam with Dave again. I think that Ed does not have a choice in the matter. They might be able to shed a little light on the subject, but it doesn't take much to figure out that Van Halen only has one option.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Matt White
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Oh what the hell...everybody deserves a little happiness in life.....

http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_bc986d533fcb6c39f41d56dfc1ed66f1.jpg

http://a922.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_a167cd64876e9609c4147b673928b5c9.jpg



It's official...I want to poke her shitter.

[Tiki-Tom]

Originally posted by bantonelli
Maybe Ed can follow up the "Trailer Concerto-Eruption" with a Rockin' riff called the "Pride of the Double-Wide".:D

:lol:

Pickin', and grinnin' with Eddie and the Double Wide Pride Band. :D

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet


Cool to see Ed happy.

How do you know he's happy ??

Those pics really don't seem to be overflowing with love and happiness...


:elvis:

[Hardrock69]

IF she were not spEd's girl I would bone her, but no telling how many forms of bacteria that goober is carrying around......

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by ELVIS
How do you know he's happy ??

Those pics really don't seem to be overflowing with love and happiness...


:elvis:

The second is, he's holding a bourbon bottle in his right hand, the one hidden from the camera :cato2:

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by ELVIS
How do you know he's happy ??

Those pics really don't seem to be overflowing with love and happiness...


:elvis:

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[ELVIS]

If you don't stop being mean to me, i'm gonna report you to somebody more important than myself...

Oh wait a sec, there is nobody more important than me...


:mad2:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
If you don't stop being mean to me, i'm gonna report you to somebody more important than myself...

Oh wait a sec, there is nobody more important than me...


:mad2:



Jesus is gonna be pissed when he reads this.........


So much for doing the Lord's work.:rolleyes:

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by ELVIS
If you don't stop being mean to me, i'm gonna report you to somebody more important than myself...

Oh wait a sec, there is nobody more important than me...


:mad2:

Would some happy smiles be sufficient enough?

:fucku2: :fucku2: :fucku2: :fucku2: :fucku2:

[ELVIS]

Much bettah...:D

Now, back to the topic at hand...

Maybe Deadward is finally coming out of recluse...

[indeedido]

Originally posted by Matt White
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Oh what the hell...everybody deserves a little happiness in life.....


http://a922.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_a167cd64876e9609c4147b673928b5c9.jpg

Wow! Ed in a trailer park with Billy Bob Thornton. Amazing star power he has these days.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by ELVIS
How do you know he's happy ??

Those pics really don't seem to be overflowing with love and happiness...


:elvis:

The only one who truly looks happy is the girlfriend....I

can hear it now...... "My Baby's gonna make me Rich $$$, I can get my Daddy out of the Trailer Park and I'm going to be Mrs. Eddie Van Halen $$$$"..."I will not sign a Prenup" - My Baby won't ask me to sign a PreNup and I'll pursuade him to leave it all to Wolfie and Me".

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by bantonelli
The only one who truly looks happy is the girlfriend....I

can hear it now...... "My Baby's gonna make me Rich $$$, I can get my Daddy out of the Trailer Park and I'm going to be Mrs. Eddie Van Halen $$$$"..."I will not sign a Prenup" - My Baby won't ask me to sign a PreNup and I'll pursuade him to leave it all to Wolfie and Me".

LOL!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by bantonelli
The only one who truly looks happy is the girlfriend....I

can hear it now...... "My Baby's gonna make me Rich $$$, I can get my Daddy out of the Trailer Park and I'm going to be Mrs. Eddie Van Halen $$$$"..."I will not sign a Prenup" - My Baby won't ask me to sign a PreNup and I'll pursuade him to leave it all to Wolfie and Me".

What??? You mean "Dildo Diaries" didn't make her a millionaire?

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by SparkieD
What??? You mean "Dildo Diaries" didn't make her a millionaire?

If the Diaries did make her millions, do you honestly think she'd be leaving it for as she says "A Dream Come True" to be full-time publicist for Van Halen?

I already read a blog of hers (I posted some time ago) where she states she hopes some day she'll be Rich and she can hire maids to clean her pad......lucky girl....her wish came true with "Daddy" Van Halen = Daddy Warbucks!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
If the Diaries did make her millions, do you honestly think she'd be leaving it for as she says "A Dream Come True" to be full-time publicist for Van Halen?



Hey man, sarcasm mode was turned ON:D

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Hey man, sarcasm mode was turned ON:D

Just poking fun at....

Time will tell if the girlfriend will be a true asset to Ed or become another "Heather Mills" or "Sharon Osborne" or "Yoko" ???

:cato2:

[Hardrock69]

Shit....it won't last. She will get tired of his drunken rages, and be pissed off cause he won't be able to get it up due to the alcohol.

After the 2nd black eye, she will sue for divorce, and try to take him to the cleaners.

[WOAHYEAH]

Personally, don't give a shit about his life unless a guitar is involved.

And I'm sure that's how he'd want it.

[ELVIS]

What ??

[Jimmy Jingles]

Huh?

[Jimmy Jingles]

So Janie Liszewski is also a stunt whore/actress?



Check her out over at IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0514303/)



She also plays herself in a 2002 diddy called the "Dildo Diaries" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332604/)


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[c5150b]

http://www.janiesgotagun.com/resume.html

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by c5150b
http://www.janiesgotagun.com/resume.html

Let me get this straight...EVH picked up a porno queen in a tralier park, she's going to be the VH publicist, he's going on tour with his fat kid playing bass, then she'll probably divorce him and take all the tour money?

VH is dead...long live DLR.

[NightProwler]

ed and sammy could always do their version of "dueling banjos"


Originally posted by Matt White
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Oh what the hell...everybody deserves a little happiness in life.....

http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_bc986d533fcb6c39f41d56dfc1ed66f1.jpg

http://a922.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_a167cd64876e9609c4147b673928b5c9.jpg

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Let me get this straight...EVH picked up a porno queen in a tralier park, she's going to be the VH publicist, he's going on tour with his fat kid playing bass, then she'll probably divorce him and take all the tour money?

VH is dead...long live DLR.

LMAO!! That about sums it off...and off to Hawaii with the loot she goes ....
:gulp: :cato:

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
LMAO!! That about sums it off...and off to Hawaii with the loot she goes ....
:hula:

[Dave84]

Time for Dave to fuck her and her mother

[diamondsgirl]

I wonder if Janie knows Avy Lee Roth. :D

now that could be an interesting porn plot

[LoungeMachine]

spED is dating Meredith Brooks?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
After the 2nd black eye, she will sue for divorce, and try to take him to the cleaners.


All bullshit aside, it could turn into the biggest scandal since Fatty Arbuckle.

Porn whore in divorce court:

"It was just...a nightmare.(sobbing) I...I...(incoherent sobbing) just asked him what the bwah...bwha..bwhasoundb was one night. He startedb (more sobbing) laughing likeuh...pfft..he was INSANE!! ok..ok...all I rebmember is going down into this room fullofb...guitars. Next thing I know....bwa...BWAAA...he's trying to run me over with a golfffffff cart!!!! (crying uncontrollably)...

Judge:

"Miss...are you ok?"

Porn whore in divorce court:

"Not really....please tell me he's not here."

Judge:

"Please elaborate further."

Porn whore in divorce court:

"ELABORATE FURTHER??!!"

Judge:

"In your statement submitted by your attorneys, there were instances of tape echo devices being forced into your anal cavity. Did this happen before, or after the golf cart incident?"

Porn whore in divorce court:

"I DON'T REBMEMBER!!! (falling out of witness stand)

Judge:

"Court will re-convene tomorrow, pending physical state of plaintiff."

[Bo Nozos]

It's truly amazing.

Can anyone argue with the proposition that this is the most fucked up, dysfunctional band in American history? If Eddie V. was an artist, he would been Van Gogh, completely self-destructive and cutting off his ear because of some whore. Dave would have been Andy Warhol; brilliant, three steps ahead of everyone else, and impossible to understand.

I give Ed's marriage less than 5 years.

And I cant help but make one more point. I am nothing special; a decent-looking guy with interesting hobbies and a good career -- and I have fucked WAY better looking women than Ed's fiancee. I'm sure a lot of other dudes here have too. That chick looks like a skank, and she probably is. This is just more proof that Ed is a total retard.

If a reunion with Dave happens, I will seriously contemplate buying tickets to the first show, which I'm sure will be in the middle of Bumfuck. 'Cause I can't imagine them making it to the end of the tour with a psycho like Ed involved.

It's all so pathetic.

[Bo Nozos]

Two other thoughts:

1. This bitch is not even C-List. She is D-List, at best.

2. This is going to fuck with Fat Wolfie's head. On the one hand, he's going to hate this gold-digging whore who's replacing his mom. On the other hand, he'll probably beat off to thoughts of her. Bad, bad stuff to unload on your teenage son, Deadward.

[Diamondjimi]

Well ,if she can in any way put the original Vh back together or have apositive CVH influence on him ,that's cool. If not ,who gives a shit.
he loves the broad.It's his choice . But if she turns out to be a Heather Mills-McCartney it'll be Karma's way of kickin his ass.;)

[DLRdelight!]

i think its funny how the pictures say december 2007

[ELVIS]

I think that chick is ugly...

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by NightProwler
ed and sammy could always do their version of "dueling banjos"

Damn. Vallerie took him in the divorce. Ed is fucking living in a trailer park in Lovelock, Nevada.

[Vinnie Velvet]

I find it funny how some of you are ragging on Ed for doing something in Porn (he only played music), having a relationship with a publicist (she is not a porn actress -- simply a PR person) when WE ALL WATCH PORN and like it!

Wasn't the original Van Halen all about banging chicks, partying, drinking, etc.??

Remember the song "Dirty Movies"?????

Heck, even Dave said in his book that he participated in some adult video.

OH NO!!! NOT DAVE!!! :rolleyes:

I think some of you have been listening to Van Hagar a little too much.

[Pasadena Bunnie]

I don't rag on Ed for doing the tracks for the Porn movie. I actually like the song "Rise" and the video. Everyone has watched porn and probably has no problem with it as "entertainment". BUT, I think being involved in the Porn Industry carries a stigma of the sleeze kind and the drug world along with it.

Porn today is big business as we are all aware, but nevertheless, the stigma, the people involved are definitely of a world in it's own and not normally associated with mainstream entertainment in the "Beverly Hills" or "Warner Bros." style and few adult stars can make the switch to mainstream.

Maybe Ed's girlfriend is just a PR person for Adult Entertainment...who knows? Like I mentioned before, I think time will tell if she'll be an asset to Ed and "Van Halen" for that matter and I won't be so quick to judge. I have no doubts that she is a very aggressive person and will get her way. I just hope her way is our way with the VH lineup, a good incentive to have Dave back and she can mellow Ed enough to get along with DLR for a complete tour and not just a rare concert appearance.

Let's watch, wait and give her a chance like VV is talking about.

[Matt White]

Suddenly...VAL looks a WHOLE lot better.................

I actually can't believe she put up with his shit for all of those years.......................

[Bo Nozos]

I've got no problem with the porn industry as a general matter. I just think she looks like a SKANK. I'd say the same thing if I saw her in a bar with no idea of who she is. I think a rock icon can do a bit better. My other point was that it's a fucked up situation for his teenage son, in my opinion -- he's probably hating on her, and thinking what it must be like to bang her, at the same time. I see lots of therapy down the road for this kid.

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
I find it funny how some of you are ragging on Ed for doing something in Porn (he only played music), having a relationship with a publicist (she is not a porn actress -- simply a PR person) when WE ALL WATCH PORN and like it!

Wasn't the original Van Halen all about banging chicks, partying, drinking, etc.??

Remember the song "Dirty Movies"?????

Heck, even Dave said in his book that he participated in some adult video.

OH NO!!! NOT DAVE!!! :rolleyes:

I think some of you have been listening to Van Hagar a little too much.

Once again Vinnie nails it.