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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22820

    I Had This Dream Today...

    I had this dream that I was watching TV...it was this coming March...and I was posting here on the forums at the same time. Apparently, I was watching some kind of SNL-ish TV program (although it WASN'T SNL, it's important to make that distinction)...and the next announced musical guest was Van Halen.

    Van Halen (David, Edward, Wolfgang, and Alex) came out, did a bunch of showboating (David mostly), getting the audience riled up, etc...Alex sat down, David got to the mic, Eddie strapped up and Wolfgang got his bass...

    David says "Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?!?"; the audience is pretty well into it, but a little hesitant, as in "OK...that kid better impress us..."

    Suddenly, Mike runs up from offstage with his bass, runs up behind Wolfgang, gives him a playful kick in the butt off stage (Wolfgang actually jumps off) and (the real) Van Halen kick off into a new song that was called "Satisfied" while Wolfgang turns around, waves to the audience, and vanishes back stage...

    Meanwhile, I (and most everybody else here) started spamming up the entire forum with repeated posts of "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" and the torch was lit.



    Anyway, after the show, Joe Thunder got on stage and tried to say something, but Al took a folding chair and knocked him out with it.

    Pretty cool, eh?
    Twistin' by the pool.
  • ALinChainz
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12080

    #2
    At first I thought it was Horatio Sanz ... but the smell told the story.

    So much for Joe's return to the "ring" ... and I bet afterwards he returned to the "sty".

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12179

      #3
      Originally posted by bueno bob
      I had this dream that I was watching TV...it was this coming March...and I was posting here on the forums at the same time. Apparently, I was watching some kind of SNL-ish TV program (although it WASN'T SNL, it's important to make that distinction)...and the next announced musical guest was Van Halen.

      Van Halen (David, Edward, Wolfgang, and Alex) came out, did a bunch of showboating (David mostly), getting the audience riled up, etc...Alex sat down, David got to the mic, Eddie strapped up and Wolfgang got his bass...

      David says "Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?!?"; the audience is pretty well into it, but a little hesitant, as in "OK...that kid better impress us..."

      Suddenly, Mike runs up from offstage with his bass, runs up behind Wolfgang, gives him a playful kick in the butt off stage (Wolfgang actually jumps off) and (the real) Van Halen kick off into a new song that was called "Satisfied" while Wolfgang turns around, waves to the audience, and vanishes back stage...

      Meanwhile, I (and most everybody else here) started spamming up the entire forum with repeated posts of "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" and the torch was lit.



      Anyway, after the show, Joe Thunder got on stage and tried to say something, but Al took a folding chair and knocked him out with it.

      Pretty cool, eh?
      Bob for Mod.
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • Diamondjimi
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2004
        • 12086

        #4
        Re: I Had This Dream Today...

        Originally posted by bueno bob

        Anyway, after the show, Joe Thunder got on stage and tried to say something, but Al took a folding chair and knocked him out with it.
        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22820

          #5
          Originally posted by ALinChainz
          At first I thought it was Horatio Sanz ... but the smell told the story.

          So much for Joe's return to the "ring" ... and I bet afterwards he returned to the "sty".

          Yes, it was quite the owning! I was quite proud - and impressed.
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32555

            #6
            Re: I Had This Dream Today...

            Originally posted by bueno bob
            I had this dream .......

            I told you to only take half a tab.....

            but you never listen
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22820

              #7
              Re: Re: I Had This Dream Today...

              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              I told you to only take half a tab.....

              but you never listen
              Impatience was always my forte'...
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22820

                #8
                It's actually relevant that I bump this now.

                Trust me.
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19144

                  #9
                  How did i miss this one?

                  Pretty funny dream Bob, lets hopes it's a presage.....
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12707

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bueno bob
                    It's actually relevant that I bump this now.

                    Trust me.
                    You mean Al WILL bash Joe Thunder's skull with a chair?

                    Cheers! :bottle:

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22820

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                      You mean Al WILL bash Joe Thunder's skull with a chair?

                      Cheers! :bottle:
                      Hey, I used to be pretty damn good at this "dreaming the future before it happens" racket.

                      Need a reminder?



                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12707

                        #12
                        Why is a picture of a shirtless guy a reminder?

                        Look, I don't care what some people have been telling you, I NEVER took a guy to bed. NEVER.

                        Sure, there weas this one time I was completely drunk, but I realized that "she" was a he before anything happened. Anyway, "she" was so well disguised, it would've fooled anyone here.

                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                        • Ozzy Fudd
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1667

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dan
                          Bob for Mod.
                          Fuck yeah!!!
                          I liked the end of this dream the best.
                          Roth Army MP
                          Originally posted by Panamark
                          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                          Originally posted by JAY HALE
                          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22820

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                            Why is a picture of a shirtless guy a reminder?

                            Look, I don't care what some people have been telling you, I NEVER took a guy to bed. NEVER.

                            Sure, there weas this one time I was completely drunk, but I realized that "she" was a he before anything happened. Anyway, "she" was so well disguised, it would've fooled anyone here.

                            Cheers! :bottle:
                            Ehh...fuck it, it'd take too long to explain.

                            Just come to the dark side; we have cookies.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19144

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dan
                              Bob for Mod.
                              Without question.
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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