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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888

    Slot Machine For Men

    SLUT MACHINE
  • blonddgirl777
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2005
    • 5805

    #2
    L.O.L.
    I'm sure you can play that in Vegas or Atlantic City!
    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
    Originally posted by VanHalener
    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
    Originally posted by FORD
    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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    • The_KiD
      Commando
      • Jun 2005
      • 1041

      #3
      Very nice..

      KiD

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12194

        #4
        Great idea.
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21888

          #5
          I suppose a slot machine for women would be like, woman grabs hold of the dildo handle and pulls.....and around and around it goes...where it stops nobody knows...

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          • blonddgirl777
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2005
            • 5805

            #6
            Originally posted by Hardrock69
            I suppose a slot machine for women would be like, woman grabs hold of the dildo handle and pulls.....and around and around it goes...where it stops nobody knows...

            Now I have this picture in my head...
            L.M.A.O.
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
            Originally posted by VanHalener
            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
            Originally posted by FORD
            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21888

              #7
              Ok picture this idea I laffingly came up with a few years back:

              Ya know those little 5-cent mechanical horsies at the grocery store?

              I envisioned a full size replica of a nude woman on all fours, with a pair of handles sticking out of her ears, and a slot that only accepts $20 bills...

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              • blonddgirl777
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2005
                • 5805

                #8
                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                Ok picture this idea I laffingly came up with a few years back:

                Ya know those little 5-cent mechanical horsies at the grocery store?

                I envisioned a full size replica of a nude woman on all fours, with a pair of handles sticking out of her ears, and a slot that only accepts $20 bills...
                What about the same kind of "toy" but instead, a male lying down on his back in errection so the ladies can sit on it and rock, for only 10 bucks? :p
                If she wants the "attachment" to enlarge... she puts 10 more!
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                Originally posted by VanHalener
                ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                Originally posted by FORD
                ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21888

                  #9
                  LMAO!

                  We need to go into business.

                  Before ya know it, we will have a pair in front of every store!

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                  • Little Texan
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4579

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hardrock69
                    Ok picture this idea I laffingly came up with a few years back:

                    Ya know those little 5-cent mechanical horsies at the grocery store?

                    I envisioned a full size replica of a nude woman on all fours, with a pair of handles sticking out of her ears, and a slot that only accepts $20 bills...
                    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                    What about the same kind of "toy" but instead, a male lying down on his back in errection so the ladies can sit on it and rock, for only 10 bucks? :p
                    If she wants the "attachment" to enlarge... she puts 10 more!
                    Originally posted by Hardrock69
                    LMAO!

                    We need to go into business.

                    Before ya know it, we will have a pair in front of every store!
                    I don't think that would be very kid friendly! I can see it now...Mommy, can I go ride the mechanical naked woman/man? Sure, honey, but watch the man, that can be a bit of a stiff ride!

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21888

                      #11
                      Uhhh...huhuhuh...that is the 'hole' 'point'...get it?

                      huh huhuhuhuh huhuhuh....

                      i sed...'hole'

                      HEHEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEH! HEHEHEH! HEHEHEH!

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                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5805

                        #12
                        Besides, what are parents supposed to do while waiting... when Junior rides?
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21888

                          #13
                          It is for the parents to ride while junior rides on the standard-issue grocery-store horsie!

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                          • blonddgirl777
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2005
                            • 5805

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hardrock69
                            It is for the parents to ride while junior rides on the standard-issue grocery-store horsie!
                            That's what I meant... Junior on the dinausore and Mom. on the Johny Depp repliqua!
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                            Originally posted by VanHalener
                            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #15
                              Hey, my kids like to ride those things at the grocery store. You people are perverts!
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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