Bueno Bob's Vagina...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Has anyone had the opportunity to check it out? How does it smell? Is it clean? Shaved? How does it taste? just wondering, yo...

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Has anyone had the opportunity to check it out? How does it smell? Is it clean? Shaved? How does it taste? just wondering, yo...

Are you back in The Sheep Pen again?

[ppg960]

WTF is this??
What kind of a BS thread is this??
Post something normal Assclown

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by ppg960
WTF is this??
What kind of a BS thread is this??
Post something normal Assclown

Jealous that Dan has seen Bob's vagina and you haven't? Sheesh...

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Jealous that Dan has seen Bob's vagina and you haven't? Sheesh...

And I seen yours and it need a make-over.:)

BTW....It's Time to shave your Asshole too.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan

BTW....It's Time to shave your Asshole too.

I tried that once, but unfortunately it was at the same point that I was eating waaaay too much Olestra and suffering from anal leakage...

that ass hair goes a long way I'll tell ya...

(I think rustoffa once had a thread about this scenario)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
BTW....It's Time to shave your Asshole too.

What time are you coming over Danny boy? :bananna:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
What time are you coming over Danny boy? :bananna:

I didn't write this. No, really, I didn't.

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
What time are you coming over Danny boy? :bananna:

Flying Time would be around 22 hours,so somewhere between Thursday night/Friday morning.

Be ready for me Tiger.:D

[Matt White]

I think I'll have a beer instead

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
I think I'll have a beer instead

Cheers.

:bottle:

[ppg960]

Hello MODS.
Can you BAN this Fucktard soon???
This guy is a few bricks short of a load.

[Wawazat]

That's the normal condition

[binnie]

eww.......

[bueno bob]

Anybody for a nice salad?

[binnie]

Who's doing the tossing?

[Wawazat]

For those about to ask...

[Matt White]

EXCELSIOR!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by ppg960
Hello MODS.
Can you BAN this Fucktard soon???
This guy is a few bricks short of a load.

LOL

EMA is short of a Six-Pack and a Razor.:)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

awww...ppg...does YOUR vagina hurt? Does somebody have a yeast infection?

You little twat bubble.

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by Matt White
I think I'll have a beer instead
Sounds good.
No pretzels tho...

[Matt White]

"What a world, what a world...."

[Isaac R.]

Indeed.

[ppg960]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
awww...ppg...does YOUR vagina hurt? Does somebody have a yeast infection?

You little twat bubble.

Listen "Chapped Asshole",
what you you know about virginas??
When's the last time you've seen one? Must be very difficult considering you always have your boyfriends 1/4" killer in your mouth. And his balls bouncing off your chin??

Shut the Fuck-up.

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by ppg960
Listen "Chapped Asshole",
what you you know about virginas??
When's the last time you've seen one? Must be very difficult considering you always have your boyfriends 1/4" killer in your mouth. And his balls bouncing off your chin??

Shut the Fuck-up.

?virginas?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Isaac R.
?virginas?

:bottle:

[bueno bob]

HAHAHA

"It's like an ongoing 'night of the long knives' around here..."

- Matt White

[binnie]

Love is in the air, everytime I look around.....

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Matt White
"What a world, what a world...."

Let's, bump the satellite

[bueno bob]

How did this get to 30 posts??

:confused:

[Anonymous]

Everybody's interested in your vagina, I guess...

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

It's not a bad way to live...

[bueno bob]

This is a Lindsay Lohan aftershock thread!

I'm highly distressed by this!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by ppg960
Listen "Chapped Asshole",
what you you know about virginas??


I admit. I know VERY VERY little about "virginas". I don't even have a damn clue as to what the hell they are. But do I care? Not really. I'm too busy enjoying vaginas. Especially your mom's (though it DOES taste kinda acidic).

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
HAHAHA

"It's like an ongoing 'night of the long knives' around here..."

- Matt White

Evil walks around us......

[Anonymous]

I have to say that Eat My Asshole is rising up quite rapidly on my list of 'Best Posters at the Army'.

That is, he WOULD, if I kept a list of the best posters at the Army.

Which I don't.

Mainly because it's gay, but also because I don't want to.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have to say that Eat My Asshole is rising up quite rapidly on my list of 'Best Posters at the Army'.

That is, he WOULD, if I kept a list of the best posters at the Army.

Which I don't.

Mainly because it's gay, but also because I don't want to.

Cheers! :bottle:

Well, I'm automatically in the top 3 of anybody's "Best of" lists, anyway, so...keeping track of the rest really defeats the purpose, when it really all revolves around me anyway.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have to say that Eat My Asshole is rising up quite rapidly on my list of 'Best Posters at the Army'.




Ah! A man with taste!

My friend, I, also, am a man with taste! Some say it rivals even Bueno Bob's vagina! Why not give my bunghole a once over and taste this fecund taste for yourself?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Ah! A man with taste!

My friend, I, also, am a man with taste! Some say it rivals even Bueno Bob's vagina! Why not give my bunghole a once over and taste this fecund taste for yourself?

You leave my virginia out of this!

:mad:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You leave my virginia out of this!

:mad:

I think it's actually a "virgina". You'd have to ask that douche ppg to be certain, as these things seem to be his area of expertise.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
I think it's actually a "virgina". You'd have to ask that douche ppg to be certain, as these things seem to be his area of expertise.

Well, he did PM me once and ask me if I had any good voguna pictures.

I think he's confused.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Ah! A man with taste!

My friend, I, also, am a man with taste! Some say it rivals even Bueno Bob's vagina! Why not give my bunghole a once over and taste this fecund taste for yourself?

Not on your nelly!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

He's got "issues"...that's for certain

[binnie]

tissues as well?

[Dan]

It's a bit Wet down there.:)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Not on your nelly!

Cheers! :bottle:

Commmmme on. you know you want to. Go ahead. Live a little.

[Anonymous]

Well... you sure Bob won't mind?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Commmmme on. you know you want to. Go ahead. Live a little.

This thread is about Bob's Vagina not EMA Asshole or ppg960 Virginas,so stay on the topic.:D

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
This thread is about Bob's Vagina not EMA Asshole or ppg960 Virginas,so stay on the topic.:D

So true.

Bob...have you ever shot a football out of your vagina? I bet you have. I bet I'm right. I bet I am.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
So true.

Bob...have you ever shot a football out of your vagina? I bet you have. I bet I'm right. I bet I am.

Just takes a little practice, is all...

[Matt White]

HIKE!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

BLUE FORTY TWO! BLUE FORTY TWO!

HUT HUT!!!

[ppg960]

Are you guys Fucking stoned??

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
BLUE FORTY TWO! BLUE FORTY TWO!

HUT HUT!!!

GO FLASH GO! GO FLASH GO!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ppg960
Are you guys Fucking stoned??

WELCOME TO THE SHEEP PEN!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by ppg960
Are you guys Fucking stoned??

Some even get payed for doing that :smoke2:

[binnie]

Originally posted by ppg960
Are you guys Fucking stoned??

Most of the time!

[Matt White]

It's my prescription...I like to abuse it:p

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by ppg960
Are you guys Fucking stoned??

No. We don't have hardcore religious beliefs such as stoning, people or otherwise.

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Has anyone ever tasted Bueno Bob's grade A vegemite? Word is he got the recipe from Panamark.

It's excellent, particularly after a couple of bonghits...

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Has anyone ever tasted Bueno Bob's grade A vegemite? Word is he got the recipe from Panamark.

It's excellent, particularly after a couple of bonghits...

Vegemite is gross.

The Aussie Love it and they put it everything.;)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
Vegemite is gross.

The Aussie Love it and they put it everything.;)

Even in their Ron Poppeil Vegematics?

[bueno bob]

I want a bamboo steamer.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I want a bamboo steamer.

:eek:

Tell me it isn't so!

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I want a bamboo steamer.

I can give you a "Cleveland Steamer"...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

I believe that it would be only appropriate that Bueno Bob's vagina should be sticky...

[bueno bob]

Sticky?

How in the fuck did this get to three pages?!?!?

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Sticky?

How in the fuck did this get to three pages?!?!?

Ha Ha!!

There's obviously a lot of interest in your vagina....

[Anonymous]

I'm getting a little sense of deja vu...

Eat My Asshole threads are classic shite. I bet this'll eventually achieve more posts than the Sheep Pen. Then we can start a forum about Bob's vagina.

That is, if Steve agrees that it has definition.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

It won't happen...


Steve is allergic to "vagina":p

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Matt White

Steve is allergic to "vagina":p

What about vegetables? Is he allergic to those?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
What about vegetables? Is he allergic to those?

Yes...

Steve's a very fragile child.

[binnie]

Vegetables lack definition....

[ThrillsNSpills]

Bueno doesn't wash his pie.

People with noses wonder why.

His nasty snatch kills all the flies.

Even the yeast that lived there died.


Thank you, don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses.
Goodnight.

[Matt White]

"Ladies & Gentlemen.....SHECKY GREEN!!!"

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Matt White
"Ladies & Gentlemen.....SHECKY GREEN!!!"

Bueno Bob's vagina is green and he named it "Shecky"? That's ADORABLE!!!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Bueno Bob's vagina is green and he named it "Shecky"? That's ADORABLE!!!

You find a green vagina adorable?

I knew it - you're into salad!

I bet you toss it, too.

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
Vegetables lack definition....

Define "definition"...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Because I believe Bueno Bob's Vagina is of interest to each and every one of us, I am bumping it.

Not because I want to. I'm doing it for the team...

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Because I believe Bueno Bob's Vagina is of interest to each and every one of us, I am bumping it.

Not because I want to. I'm doing it for the team...

This thread is too funny.....

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Define "definition"...

You'd have to ask Saviki about that....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
You'd have to ask Saviki about that....

Define "Savicki"...

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Define "Savicki"...

So many insults are running through my head right now.....

[Matt White]

WOOFTER!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

It's been a week since I've looked at "Bueno Bob's Vagina" and look at this place! Barren! Cobwebs! Everywhere!!!

Is The Pen ashamed of Bueno Bob's Vagina or something??!?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
It's been a week since I've looked at "Bueno Bob's Vagina" and look at this place! Barren! Cobwebs! Everywhere!!!

Is The Pen ashamed of Bueno Bob's Vagina or something??!?

Waiting for the new drapes and carpet.

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
It's been a week since I've looked at "Bueno Bob's Vagina" and look at this place! Barren! Cobwebs! Everywhere!!!

Is The Pen ashamed of Bueno Bob's Vagina or something??!?

I'm not going near it until it's been tested!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
I'm not going near it until it's been tested!

Fair enough.

Who here is courageous enough to take Bueno Bob's Vagina for a test drive?

Come on, anyone???

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Fair enough.

Who here is courageous enough to take Bueno Bob's Vagina for a test drive?

Come on, anyone???

You know...I'm starting to think you take all this personally...

It's not because I'm going to eventually ban you, is it?

[Matt White]

BAN HIM!!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Yes! Look at the size of Bueno Bob's Vagina! Four pages!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

And as of this writing, Bueno Bob's vagina has been viewed **OVER** 550 times!!!

McDonald's, here we come!!!

[Dan]

You can stick McDonald's up your Ass.

[Matt White]

McyD's has never been the same after they stopped using the heat lamps & Beef fat to fry in................

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
And as of this writing, Bueno Bob's vagina has been viewed **OVER** 550 times!!!



Almost as many an Lindsay Lohan's!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Matt White
McyD's has never been the same after they stopped using the heat lamps & Beef fat to fry in................

Thankfully, the same cannot be said for Bueno Bob's vagina.

Still sweet and tender after all these years!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Thankfully, the same cannot be said for Bueno Bob's vagina.
Still sweet and tender after all these years!

Too bad you're anti- sig quote.

This one's a doozie

:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Thankfully, the same cannot be said for Bueno Bob's vagina.

Still sweet and tender after all these years!

You Sick Fucker.:)

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Thankfully, the same cannot be said for Bueno Bob's vagina.

Still sweet and tender after all these years!

I thought I was sick, but you take it to a whole new level...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Too bad you're anti- sig quote.

This one's a doozie

:D

conmee merits a sig-quote but I don't????

That does it. Far as I'm concerned, you're forever banned here in Bueno Bob's Vagina...

[Matt White]

BANNED VAGINA?!?:confused:


Sounds like a disease...............

[binnie]

Originally posted by Matt White
BANNED VAGINA?!?:confused:


Sounds like a disease...............

Deadly to the touch...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

It took 23 years for a DLR reunion with VH.

It didn't happen in '96.

It didn't happen in '01.

Only until Bueno Bob's Vagina began to get mass viewings did it finally happen.

Thank God for Bueno Bob's Vagina.

[Matt White]

Uhhhhhhhh...Okay?!?:confused:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
It took 23 years for a DLR reunion with VH.

It didn't happen in '96.

It didn't happen in '01.

Only until Bueno Bob's Vagina began to get mass viewings did it finally happen.

Thank God for Bueno Bob's Vagina.

I expect...no, I DEMAND royalties.

[Matt White]

You'll get the cut rate...you know how cheap the sisters are!:mad:

[bueno bob]

God damnit all.

:mad:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Matt White
You'll get the cut rate...you know how cheap the sisters are!:mad:

Bueno Bob's Vagina is worth top dollar. We shal petition and storm the castle if proper respect is not paid to Bueno Bob's Vagina...

[Matt White]

Git 'er dun

[pflo]

Originally posted by Dan
And I seen yours and it need a make-over.:)

BTW....It's Time to shave your Asshole too. Seen his asshole, huh? Why were you looking there?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by pflo
Seen his asshole, huh? Why were you looking there?

Don't worry, he'll get to you soon...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by pflo
Seen his asshole, huh? Why were you looking there?

"pflo", huh? Is that some kind of pneuimonic for "Steady stream of urine"?

(If this is your way of trying to tell me you're into getting hit with a golden shower now and then, call me)

[bueno bob]

A fun time for all!

Mostly!

[pflo]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
"pflo", huh? Is that some kind of pneuimonic for "Steady stream of urine"?

(If this is your way of trying to tell me you're into getting hit with a golden shower now and then, call me) Yeah, its an "pneuimonic" (new word, champ?). After you hit the spell-check, how about a taking a casual glance at YOUR screen name, and think of the possible inherent homosexual undercurrent it entails. Fuckface.

[Dan]

Originally posted by pflo
Seen his asshole, huh? Why were you looking there?

It was a Joke.:rolleyes:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
"pflo", huh? Is that some kind of pneuimonic for "Steady stream of urine"?

(If this is your way of trying to tell me you're into getting hit with a golden shower now and then, call me)


Originally posted by pflo
Yeah, think of the possible inherent homosexual undercurrent it entails.

Wow. Gotta appreciate the man's forthrightness and integrity. He admits his deviant hmosexuality and everything. Bravo, sweet little fop, bravo!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by pflo
Yeah, its an "pneuimonic" (new word, champ?). After you hit the spell-check, how about a taking a casual glance at YOUR screen name, and think of the possible inherent homosexual undercurrent it entails. Fuckface.

Pneuimonic is a word that dates back to the 14th century and is used to describe something that is written only with the initials but whose very same initials do not correspond to the words they're linked to.

It's very simple, it's all in mathematizing the alphabet with a simple multiplication involving the division of the consonant at the tenth degree with the number of vowels that precedes it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Wow. Gotta appreciate the man's forthrightness and integrity. He admits his deviant hmosexuality and everything. Bravo, sweet little fop, bravo!

Indeed. I feel he has some fascination with you and would like you to expel your procreables in a naughty part of his body.

Personally, it disgusts me.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

To an outsider scanning this forum, this thread must look totally fucking weird!

It's still funny as fuck though...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
To an outsider scanning this forum, this thread must look totally fucking weird!

It's still funny as fuck though...

There is nothing funny or weird about Bueno Bob;s Vagina.

It is magic.

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
There is nothing funny or weird about Bueno Bob;s Vagina.

It is magic.

Does it do Magic Tricks?

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
Does it do Magic Tricks?

Bueno Bob's Vagina has now stretched over the span of five pages.

If that's not a magic trick, i don't know what is.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
Does it do Magic Tricks?

He can pull a rabit out of it.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
He can pull a rabit out of it.

A rabbit the size of New Mexico, I might add...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Bueno Bob's Vagina has now stretched over the span of five pages.

If that's not a magic trick, i don't know what is.

LMFAO...

:lol:

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
A rabbit the size of New Mexico, I might add...

Holy Shit,That's One Huge Hole.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Bueno Bob's Vagina has now stretched over the span of five pages.

If that's not a magic trick, i don't know what is.

You're obsessed!

90% of the posts in this thread are from you!

Damnit man!

Leave my vagina alone! Don't you see it needs REST?!?!?

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob


Leave my vagina alone! Don't you see it needs REST?!?!?

Mrs binnie said something very similar only last night!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
Mrs binnie said something very similar only last night!

Good grief!

[Matt White]

This thread needs some freshening up...............:eek:

[bueno bob]

That's fucking gross!

:mad:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Matt White
This thread needs some freshening up...............:eek:

Why? Do you think Bueno Bob's Vagina might be experiencing that not-so-fresh feeling?

[Matt White]

Hate to be the one to say it.................

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You're obsessed!

90% of the posts in this thread are from you!

It's true. I just love and can't say enough about Bueno Bob's Vagina.

[Wawazat]

The title of this thread makes me throw up a little everytime.

[binnie]

And yet it's expanding.....

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by binnie
And yet it's expanding.....

I never thought I'd live long enough to laugh my arse off at such a simple sentence... my sides hurt.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Well, I try.....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Wawazat
The title of this thread makes me throw up a little everytime.

That's a terrible thing to say about Bueno Bob's Vagina! And on the day after Valentine's Day no less!!!

:mad:

[Matt White]

It's seemimgly endless.....................

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Matt White
It's seemimgly endless.....................

That's the very same thing I think everytime I come inside Bueno Bob's Vagina!!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
That's the very same thing I think everytime I come inside Bueno Bob's Vagina!!!

There's an echo in here, it's some cavenous!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
There's an echo in here, it's some cavenous!

ECHOOOOO!!!!!



(echo echo echo echo)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

NEXT UP FOR THE YANKEES, MANNY MOTA!!!

[binnie]

How many days has this thread been open?

Sooner or later, it's gonna be period time, and I for one do not want to be in here when that happens!

[bueno bob]

If you order today, you get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray.

Now how much would you pay?

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
If you order today, you get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray.

Now how much would you pay?

Throw in a Bob's Vagina T-Shirt and I will pay $9.95.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
Throw in a Bob's Vagina T-Shirt and I will pay $9.95.

But wait! There's more!

It's not sold in any store!

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
But wait! There's more!

It's not sold in any store!

Please tell us more.....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
Please tell us more.....

Don't answer yet!

Just look what else you get!

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Don't answer yet!

Just look what else you get!

Please tell me I get a Juice machine as well?

[bueno bob]

A Pocket Fisherman and a Garden Weasel, too!

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
A Pocket Fisherman and a Garden Weasel, too!

The Fisherman will come in handy cos I live on a Farm and The Weasel can round up The Sheep.Who needs a Dog.

And the price?

[binnie]

Now, things have taken an odd turn haven't they....

Too many hormones in here....

[Anonymous]

Oh please. Be serious, will you?

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

"Life is far too important to be taken seriously" (Oscar Wilde, the Importance of Being Earnest)

[bueno bob]

Why would I want to be Earnest?

I'm much happier being Bob. Or maybe Frank.

[binnie]

I'd quite like to be Hugh Hefner.....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by bueno bob
A Pocket Fisherman and a Garden Weasel, too!

Bueno Bob's Vagina is now offering a garden weasel? Oh my.

[binnie]

Bestiality is not something to be encouraged.....

[Anonymous]

I noticed Binnie spends as much time around Bob's vag as The Asshole.

Could this mean something? :confused:

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I noticed Binnie spends as much time around Bob's vag as The Asshole.

Could this mean something? :confused:

Cheers! :bottle:

Damn you, Sylicker! I was sipping coffee when I read that, and I laughed and spit up all over the monitor!

Now Bueno Bob;s Vagina is soaking!!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker


Could this mean something? :confused:


I like vagina's...

[Matt White]

THis has a;; taken a strange turn.................

[Wawazat]

Let's blame the cast :D

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE IGNORE BUENO BOB'S VAGINA???

WHEN WE WERE ALL GIVING OUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION TO BUENO BOB'S VAGINA, SUDDENLY WE STARTED HEARING ABOUT REUNIONS! TOURS! HALL OF FAME JAMS!!!

SINCE WE STARTED IGNORING BUENO BOB'S VAGINA, LOOK WHAT HAS HAPPENED! THE TOUR....CANCELLED!!! THE RHINO COMPILATION...SHELVED!!! THE HALL OF FAME JAM...WHO KNOWS!!

PEOPLE...PLEASE!!!

FOR THE GOOD OF CLASSIC VH...FOR DAVE...FOR YOURSELVES!!!

KEEP SHOWING BUENO BOB'S VAGINA THE LOVE!!! IT'S THE ***ONLY*** WAY TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!

[bueno bob]

And by God, that's right!

:mad:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

What the hell? Has no one even paid any lip service to Bueno Bob's Vagina since Bueno Bob himself since Feb 23? This is not right!

Myself and Bueno Bob should not be the only onews to show any love to Bueno Bob's Vagina! C'mon, all of you Penners, get in here! There's room for every one of you! Come one, come all!!!

[Anonymous]

This thread threatens to become the biggest thread ever known to mankind...

If people don't stop posting complete and utter nonsense in here, it may do just that.

Think - is that what you want? Do you want your children to live in a world where this thread exists?

Profound and pertinent thoughts...

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Do you want your children to live in a world where this thread exists?

YES!!! We must not deprive the children of Bueno Bob's Vagina!!!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I noticed Binnie spends as much time around Bob's vag as The Asshole.

Could this mean something? :confused:

Cheers! :bottle:

Ever since I made this post, Binnie has avoided this thread like the plague - he made one post, just to pretend we didn't catch him "red-handed" - uhuhuhuhuhuhu - and never came back.

You're only admitting yer guilt, B!

Uhuhuhuhuhu!!!

:D

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

I'm back now!!!

Just giving Bob's vagina a rest, I've been in here so much it's starting to get WAY too baggy!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

This thread should be randomly moved from forum to forum, so it would sort of take on a "Where's Waldo?" characteristic.

"Where's Bueno Bob's Vagina?", if you will...

[binnie]

Ha ha!!!

Bob the hussy!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
This thread should be randomly moved from forum to forum, so it would sort of take on a "Where's Waldo?" characteristic.

"Where's Bueno Bob's Vagina?", if you will...

This is actually a pretty good idea...

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

If you're like me - and I'm sure you are - you miss Bueno Bob's vagina and have been wondering why it's going through such a dry spell.

Only we have the power to keep Bueno Bob's Vagina from neglect and obsoletion.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Respect!

[bueno bob]

Only good things can come of it...

:eek:

[Anonymous]

Never thought I'd live long enough to say it, but I missed Bob's vagina.

Feels good to have it back.

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I missed Bob's vagina.

Feels good to have it back.

Could use some moisturizer...

[Dan]

You guys make me sick talking about Bob's Vagina like it's a piece of Meat.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

It being Easter and all, it seems appropriate to attempt to resurrect Bueno Bob's Vagina...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

It is that time of the month to check in on Bueno Bob's Vagina...

[Wawazat]

This is time-worn.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Are you saying Bueno Bob's Vagina needs some freshening up?

[Matt White]

To say the least.............

[Wawazat]

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
It is that time of the month to check in on Bueno Bob's Vagina...

As long as it's not the "time of the month" in another sense then we are ok being in here...

[Anonymous]

Well, Bob's been a bit grumpy as of late... trigger happy, even.

Could it mean something?

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Well, Bob's been a bit grumpy as of late... trigger happy, even.

Could it mean something?

Cheers! :bottle:

Yes.

It means I am a BAD MOTHER FUCKER.

:mad:

[binnie]

With an angry vagina....

[bueno bob]

WITH BURNING VENGEANCE DEEP INSIDE!!!!

:mad:

[Wawazat]

His intentions are good
And earnest, and true
But under his hood
Is internal combustion power.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
WITH BURNING VENGEANCE DEEP INSIDE!!!!

:mad:

There is a cream to help with that.............:p

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by bueno bob
WITH BURNING VENGEANCE DEEP INSIDE!!!!

:mad:


Originally posted by Matt White
There is a cream to help with that.............:p

:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

Cheers! :lol:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
With an angry vagina....

Ha!!!


Originally posted by bueno bob
WITH BURNING VENGEANCE DEEP INSIDE!!!!

:mad:

You might want to talk with your gynocologist about that...


Originally posted by Matt White
There is a cream to help with that.............:p

Oh, damn, that's better than my retort, and it came earlier too...

[Dan]

Damn you people,Leave Bob's Hole alone.:(

[Matt White]

Yikes!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Oh, damn, that's better than my retort, and it came earlier too...


Originally posted by Matt White
Yikes!!!

What do you mean "yikes"? You got to come inside Bueno Bob's Vagina before I did. You lucky devil!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

I'm confused. Is Bueno Bob out of the Pen? And, if so, is he taking this thread with him, or does the Pen get to keep Bueno Bob's Vagina?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Bob is out.

His vagina stays.

I'm sure there's more you would like to do to it.

[binnie]

That means that Bob's vagina must be detachable - the mind boggles...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

If there's any other explanation, I'm sure it's just plain ridiculous.

And physically impossible.

Not like your explanation.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Time for my monthly inspection of Bueno Bob's Vagina...

Kinda dead in herem huh? A bit of that not so fresh feeling...how about we liven this place up, spray some disinfectant, hang some curtains, you know, do it up a bit...

[Guitar Shark]

Bueno Bob's vagina already has the most wonderful meat curtains imaginable.

Do not mess with perfection.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
meat curtains

:D

[Dan]

Open 24/7.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
Open 24/7.

But how many days of the year?

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
But how many days of the year?

365 days a Year.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
365 days a Year.

Whoooo! That's quite a vagina!

[Dan]

How Big?

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Where the hell has Bob gone???

You know what? Maybe he doesn't have a vagina, but he IS a pussy.

[Dan]

He's on a BIG Job.:)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
He's on a BIG Job.:)

Yeah, more like the "BIG job" is giving it to him doggy-style, and he's loving every savage thrust of it...

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Where the hell has Bob gone???

You know what? Maybe he doesn't have a vagina, but he IS a pussy.

Maybve he's dissapeared up his own vagina?

[Dan]

WTF?:D

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
Maybve he's dissapeared up his own vagina?

Entirely probable, considering the size of the thing. We're talking "Batcave" here...

[Dan]

How Deep?

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
How Deep?

So deep that if Tommy Lee got his dick up there, even HE would say "I don't feel anything...."

[Dan]

Holy Shit,That's Deep.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
Holy Shit,That's Deep.

Well, since you mention "holy shit", we haven't even gotten started on the depth of Bueno Bob's Anal Cavity...

[binnie]

Hello......

[binnie]

Hello....

[binnie]

See, there's an echo in here....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

I thought you were just reciting the lyrics to Comfortably Numb, one post at a time...

[Dan]

Or Hello McFly.:)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
I thought you were just reciting the lyrics to Comfortably Numb, one post at a time...

"Is there anybody in there?" takes on a whole new resonance...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Bob...it's been a while. How's the vagina treating you?

[Mr Grimsdale]

my nuts are available in the foyer

[bueno bob]

I'll take mine lightly roasted, please!

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Bob...it's been a while. How's the vagina treating you?

I think it could do with a trim....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

PEOPLE AND MEMBERS OF THE ROTH ARMY!!!

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU???

WHY ARE YOU NEGLECTING BUENO BOB'S VAGINA???

C'MON!!! SHOW BUENO BOB'S VAGINA THE RESPECT IT DESERVES!!!!

[binnie]

I think Bob needs to show his vagina the respect it deserves: shave damn it!

[Dan]

Originally posted by binnie
I think Bob needs to show his vagina the respect it deserves: shave damn it!

:D

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Time to poke in on Bob's Meat Curtains again...

[Matt White]

You rascal......................

[binnie]

It seems that Bueno Bob's vagina has not seen action for quite some time....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Bueno Bob's Vagina wants action...tonight!!!! Satisfaction...all right!!!

[Dan]

It Just Needs Some TLC People.:D

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Bueno Bob's Vagina wants action...tonight!!!! Satisfaction...all right!!!

I wonder if Brett Michaels would like Beuno Bob's vagina?

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
I wonder if Brett Michaels would like Beuno Bob's vagina?

Tommy Lee's been there. He said it's even bigger and better than Pamela's hole!

[Matt White]

"He shoots...HE SCOOOORES!!!"

[Dan]

What Christmas Gift Do You Get For Bob's Vagina?

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
What Christmas Gift Do You Get For Bob's Vagina?

A light-saber?

:D

[binnie]

I think the fact that we can have a thread like this just shows how fuckin' cool Bob is!

What a fuckin' legend! :D

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
A light-saber?

:D

More like a life-sized Chewbacca vibrator. Anything less just won't do the trick...

"Use the force" indeed!

[Isaac R.]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/wtf_rug.thumbnail9e1.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/wtf_rug.thumbnail9e1.jpg)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Come back, Bueno Bob's Vagina, come back... :(

[Dan]

Leave Bob's Love Hole Alone.:)

[Matt White]

We need some air freshener in here

:mad: