If you had to sex listening to Van Hagar...

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318
    #1

    If you had to sex listening to Van Hagar...

    I'm a Rosie O'Donnell boinkin' to Love Walks In kinda guy...
    u hu hu hu uhuh

    No seriously...

    How bout a lil... Jessica Simpson to FEELS SO GOOD....
    UUH UH U HUu
    Tags: hagar, listening, sex, van
    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15318
      #2
      Oprah Winfrey and Poundcake might make an interesting combo...

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120
          #3
          Why are you obsessed with Hagar ??

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58754
              #4
              I'd do Angie Everhart until both of us were "Black and Blue"
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • ALMOSTsaved
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 2183
                  #5
                  EDITED TO UP THE CHEESE FACTOR:

                  Linda Cardellini ("Freaks & Geeks" era...NOT "ER") to "Why Can't This Be Love" cuz in reality only time could tell if we could REALLY stand the test of time. We're all dumber for knowing the titles to these songs...probably me more so for quoting lyrics.

                  Last edited by ALMOSTsaved; 01-23-2007, 12:42 PM.
                  I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15318
                      #6
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      Why are you obsessed with Hagar ??
                      How about Keri Hagar...
                      Listening to "Unchained" ? lol

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                        • indeedido
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 2293
                          #7
                          Does the song selection come with Viagra?
                          This space for rent.

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 58754
                              #8
                              Originally posted by WARF
                              How about Keri Hagar...
                              Listening to "Unchained" ? lol
                              The Van Hagar version of "Unchained"??

                              Now that is truly perverted and sick......

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                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                • DlocRoth
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 5518
                                  #9
                                  Alls I know is if it was a Mayor McCheese selection I wouldn't have a 6 yr old and another on the way.......

                                  Hmmmm...audio vasectomy.
                                  Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                                    • knuckleboner
                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2927
                                      #10
                                      come on now, this is obvious:

                                      anne heche to "woman in love."

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                                        • ALMOSTsaved
                                          Veteran
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 2183
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by knuckleboner
                                          come on now, this is obvious:

                                          anne heche to "woman in love."
                                          Not a Van Hagar tune.
                                          I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                                            • pjvan
                                              Roadie
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 121
                                              #12
                                              Odds are high if you are listening to Van Hagar while having sex, your name is Bass Player and you are face down in Cabo while that fat fuck clown is pound caking your ass.

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                                                • jgdrag
                                                  Sniper
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 789
                                                  #13
                                                  Classic response pjvan

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                                                    • pjvan
                                                      Roadie
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 121
                                                      #14
                                                      Well Fuck, you know it's like your Mom (Edster) and your Dad (dave) split, and your Mom jumped on the first fat clown that came along. Then after finally getting rid of the fat clown and your Mom and Dad are about to get back together, the fucking fat clown steals you big brother and turns him gay. It's every kids nighmare right?

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                                                        • jgdrag
                                                          Sniper
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 789
                                                          #15
                                                          LMFAO

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