Camper Van Halen [And other Stupid Things People Do on The Web with VH]

[LoungeMachine]

http://www.amiright.com/artists/vanhalen.shtml


For those with just a little too much time on their hands.

Found this via Pollstar of all places. :D

[FORD]

Some funny stuff on that page actually......

We see that look in his eyes
And yeah, we know better
He's spewin' out more lies
And thinkin' that he's clever
But he's stark raving mad

Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Now Cheney lied about Saddam
And about 9-11
He spoke with such aplomb
But none of us believed him

His bank account ain't hurtin', yeah yeah
From contracts he got for Halliburton
He says "I have severed all those ties"
But influence, he's been exertin'

Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Now Cheney's lied a lot before
And he knows what lies are for
It's a good, a good way to start a war
Against Iraq!

He leaked some classified info, yeah yeah
"Cause Joe Wilson said Niger's a no-go
He said "Give it, give it to Bob Novak
"Then deny that I ever said so"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Think we can talk Dave into using those lyrics this summer? :D

[FORD]

BTW, if there was such a band as "Camper Van Halen" would their big hit single be called "Take the Chedheads Bowling"?

[Terry]

Originally posted by FORD
Some funny stuff on that page actually......

We see that look in his eyes
And yeah, we know better
He's spewin' out more lies
And thinkin' that he's clever
But he's stark raving mad

Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Now Cheney lied about Saddam
And about 9-11
He spoke with such aplomb
But none of us believed him

His bank account ain't hurtin', yeah yeah
From contracts he got for Halliburton
He says "I have severed all those ties"
But influence, he's been exertin'

Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Now Cheney's lied a lot before
And he knows what lies are for
It's a good, a good way to start a war
Against Iraq!

He leaked some classified info, yeah yeah
"Cause Joe Wilson said Niger's a no-go
He said "Give it, give it to Bob Novak
"Then deny that I ever said so"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Cheney's lyin'

Think we can talk Dave into using those lyrics this summer? :D

Pretty good.