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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    To Kill An American

    Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to delete....

    To Kill an American
    You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

    So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!)


    "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.


    An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.


    An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
    In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America! they are free to worship as each of them chooses.


    An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.


    An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
    The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of happiness.


    An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.


    When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!


    As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best of everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best services. But they also welcome the least.


    The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty , welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.


    Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World Trade Center victim s were from at least 30 different countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.

    So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.

    Pass it on Americans!!!
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    #2
    hmmmm

    let me digest that last part there and get back to ya.

    God Bless America and good people everywhere!
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • distortion9
      Sniper
      • Mar 2004
      • 784

      #3
      Not to be a kill joy but, http://www.snopes.com/rumors/america2.htm
      http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...sternsucks.jpg

      http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80...9e45f7d735.jpg

      Your mom's box!

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      • Ozzy Fudd
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 1667

        #4
        Originally posted by distortion9
        Not to be a kill joy but, http://www.snopes.com/rumors/america2.htm
        Man!!! don't that figure. when i first got this i thought it was for real.
        Roth Army MP
        Originally posted by Panamark
        Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
        or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
        Originally posted by BITEYOASS
        She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
        Originally posted by JAY HALE
        so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58755

          #5
          Why do people bother with lies like that? Meaning the "dentist from Australia" part?

          Or similar writings to this which people have attributed to Ted Nugent, or Robin Williams, or whomever. Actually, I've seen the same writing attributred to BOTH of them, which would be virtually impossible, given the huge discrepancy between the political ideologies of each.

          If you write words that are worthwhile, and much of the above IS, then why not let those words stand on their own merit? Why not just say that it was written by an American.
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22820

            #6
            Exactly.

            Doesn't matter who wrote it...the words can stand on their own. And they do.
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Douglas T.
              Full Member Status

              • Nov 2005
              • 3875

              #7
              yep ... words of wisdom from whomever ... why try to make it more than that!

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              • Ozzy Fudd
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1667

                #8
                I must be the most gullible mother fucker out there
                Roth Army MP
                Originally posted by Panamark
                Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                Originally posted by JAY HALE
                so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                • Douglas T.
                  Full Member Status

                  • Nov 2005
                  • 3875

                  #9
                  Don't sweat it Oz ... I fall for this stuff too! Why not believe it?

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                  • Diamondjimi
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2004
                    • 12086

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Douglas T.
                    yep ... words of wisdom from whomever ... why try to make it more than that!
                    Exactly!
                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798

                      #11
                      The United States was based on the freedom of ideas. Not national heritage, religion, lineage, race. It's an idea that we can be different but still be unified. Unified in the ideal that everyone had the same right to free speech and worship as long as any one group didn't try and take those rights from the rest.

                      What these fundamentalist muslims don't get is as soon as they attempt to take the rights of others away through protest or violence, they have just lost their rights. But hey, we are talking about people who want to take over the world.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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